SHF High-school Fanfic

[RepresentingDesire]

I think that could be useful!
I worry it may become a bit of a copout though! Hopefully contradictions will be resolved via things other than eldritch beings on occasion. Still useful, but still. Hoping some of the chapters' contradictions will be latched upon by others, and made into an innovative, interesting string of plot.

Hey I made a character that fixes it's own contradicton in a interesting and unique way that could create interesting plots.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Maybe, but in your case that would be froggiest.

*hits with door*
*Russian flies out the window*

 

[SRB]

*hits with door*
*Russian flies out the window*

Okay, you're on.
*whips our belt, catches the window frame and throws myself back into the house*
*takes out twenty more belts and starts hitting*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Okay, you're on.
*whips our belt, catches the window frame and throws myself back into the house*
*takes out twenty more belts and starts hitting*

*dodges all of them*
Are we fighting seriously or for fun~? And do you want me to let you win~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That's not what I meant~
I made it rain and cured Danny's headache once~

That was impressive

I only included Ssemouy because I like her~ And she isn't a threat to Danny~

I like her too She's a good Rootling

Hmmm~ Hitting a blackhole~? Should have destroyed it~ Getting stuck is for weaklings~
*whips twenty times*
Faster~ Faster~ And destroy 3 blackholes on the way or there'll be more punishment at the end~

*nearly faints from pleasure exhaustion*
*keeps running fast*
*every time she sees a black hole she punches it so hard it shatters*

*that was 5 black holes*
*keeps running*
*is starting to trip over nothing*

That's right~
You don't need anyone else. E~v~e~r~

? ?
Yes, Your Stabbyness I only need you and Ssemouy

Azure foggiest???

You evolved?

 

[Azure_Fog]

*nearly faints from pleasure exhaustion*
*keeps running fast*
*every time she sees a black hole she punches it so hard it shatters*

*that was 5 black holes*
*keeps running*
*is starting to trip over nothing*

...
You aren't tripping over nothing~
Start seeing in more dimensions~
For not doing that already, more lashes~!!
*whips six times more*

You evolved?

Apparently~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Maybe, but in your case that would be froggiest.

Stop. Turning. My. Hot. Symbiote. Into. A FROG!!!!!!!​

 

[SRB]

*dodges all of them*
Are we fighting seriously or for fun~? And do you want me to let you win~?

Nah, it's all in good fun. I just wanted to stay in the corner and drink vodka, so we can stop fighting right now.
Yes, I'm probably going to do that.
*goes back to the vodka corner*

 

[SRB]

Stop. Turning. My. Hot. Symbiote. Into. A FROG!!!!!!!

fine, ruin my fun.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

...
You aren't tripping over nothing~
Start seeing in more dimensions~
For not doing that already, more lashes~!!
*whips six times more*

*starts seeing in 24k UUHDVHS 540000000 FPS*
*keeps running*
*sees too many things*
*gets confused*
*doesn't trip*
*gets scared by aliens 12763861862485851 light years away that she now sees*
*keeps running*
*eats a black hole*
*keeps running*

 

[SRB]

*dodges all of them*
Are we fighting seriously or for fun~? And do you want me to let you win~?

*does a double take*
Wait, you'd seriously let me win??? Why?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

fine, ruin my fun.

You have plenty of hot/cute things to turn her into! do one of them if you must!

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You have plenty of hot/cute things to turn her into! do one of them if you must!

*turns Azure into a snake*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*turns Azure into a snake*

could potentially work...

 

[SRB]

*turns Azure into a snake*

They're cold blooded tho...
*thinks for a bit*
But so is Azure because she's a Vampire...
*thinks a bit more*
Ah. The touge.
*carefuly doesn't think anymore*
*takes another swig from the vodka bottle*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Nah, it's all in good fun. I just wanted to stay in the corner and drink vodka, so we can stop fighting right now.
Yes, I'm probably going to do that.
*goes back to the vodka corner*

‘Kay~
*goes back to bullying Matcha*

*starts seeing in 24k UUHDVHS 540000000 FPS*
*keeps running*
*sees too many things*
*gets confused*
*doesn't trip*
*gets scared by aliens 12763861862485851 light years away that she now sees*
*keeps running*
*eats a black hole*
*keeps running*

I’ll protect you from the aliens~
*shoots gamma ray burst at aliens*
Almost there~ Run faster~
*whips sixty times*

*does a double take*
Wait, you'd seriously let me win??? Why?

Maybe it will feel like you can actually punish me as a parent~?

*turns Azure into a snake*

Sounds fun~

They're cold blooded tho...
*thinks for a bit*
But so is Azure because she's a Vampire...
*thinks a bit more*
Ah. The touge.
*carefuly doesn't think anymore*
*takes another swig from the vodka bottle*

Oi! I’m warm blooded~
I don’t count Vampires as undead~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

could potentially work...

They're cold blooded tho...
*thinks for a bit*
But so is Azure because she's a Vampire...
*thinks a bit more*
Ah. The touge.
*carefuly doesn't think anymore*
*takes another swig from the vodka bottle*

Oi! I’m warm blooded~
I don’t count Vampires as undead~

I just like snakes, they are such cute animals, that reminds me of a dog that killed a snake...
I envy them.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I’ll protect you from the aliens~
*shoots gamma ray burst at aliens*
Almost there~ Run faster~
*whips sixty times*

*[REDACTED]*
*keeps running*
*sees the gamma ray*
Wait you can do that?
*actually ofc you can*
*runs even faster*
*almost at the end*

*FINISH*

Oi! I’m warm blooded~
I don’t count Vampires as undead~

You're not undead? Interesting

I just like snakes, they are such cute animals,

Snakes are cool

 

[Azure_Fog]

*[REDACTED]*
*keeps running*
*sees the gamma ray*
Wait you can do that?
*actually ofc you can*
*runs even faster*
*almost at the end*

*FINISH*

Redacted~? Someone’s enjoying this~
*whips seven times*

 

[SRB]

could potentially work...

Sounds fun~

Spoiler: Snek

Oi! I’m warm blooded~
I don’t count Vampires as undead~

... Do you have a heartbeat?