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(OOC: Went afk to make my mum and dad a cup of tea
Then went to get myself some apple and cinnamon crumble so needed to heat that up, along with the custard
>w<)
Sounds very tasty. :blob_drool:
'-'
Well, I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
'-'
It is, and that beholder got an eye on you.
*goes in the corner*
Ohhh.
*goes to the shower room*
*starts shower*
Ah...
*turns shower off*
*returns to your room*
Are we going to continue exercising after the shower, or not?
Otherwise...
*points at my clothes*
I'll need those
:sweat_smile:
Exersise after shower is not that great, so no.
*hands clothes back*
Just let me turn around first.
Ohhhh
That sounds tasty.
'o'
Kind of like a Russian version of a carbonara then?
:sweat_smile:
I jest.

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:blob_hmm_two: You may be joking, but you guessed it. Carbonara is my 3rd favorite dish on the planet.
 

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*Clone 962 died*

This is why I didn't leave my own base...

They really scary...

*as I exited the clone tube*
 

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Hmmm~ Unexpected~
*teleports to*
*stabs*
*carves out heart*
*eats the still beating heart in front of you*
*cuts off your head*
Can you not traumatise new students on their first day here?
 

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*Clone 962 died*

This is why I didn't leave my own base...

They really scary...

*as I exited the clone tube*
... Clones?

*sends an Eldritch Power Sourse to your base in a cardboard box*

Take this and use it well, young one, you're gonna need it...
 

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Why I feel chill?

*I go to factory district to check on my drones production*

Lost 108 drones.

Better not trigger her.
 
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It is, and that beholder got an eye on you.
*goes in the corner*
:blob_neutral:
:blob_frown:
:blob_blank:
:blob_upset:
:blob_cringe:
:blob_no:
:blob_dizzy:
I don't know how to react to that.
:blob_teary:
Exersise after shower is not that great, so no.
*hands clothes back*
Just let me turn around first.
*wonders why you were holding my clothes*
:blob_frown:
I haven't showered yet, and I can get changed in the shower room.
'-'
Can't I?
Oh, I'll need a towel, though.
:sweat_smile:
:blob_hmm_two: You may be joking, but you guessed it. Carbonara is my 3rd favorite dish on the planet.
I like carbonara, but not the traditional one.
The version I like isn't technically carbonara, but I like it and it's easy to do.
Cook some fusilli pasta then drain and leave to the side
Slice some mushrooms
Chop some sliced ham or cook some bacon until it's crispy and chop up
Put the mushrooms in a pan and add a tiny bit of water then fry as is
Add the ham with the mushrooms
Or add the bacon once the mushrooms are close to cooked
Add some cream to the pan and the pasta
Grind lots of black pepper onto it and mix around
Once the cream has thickened but is still runny add lots of grated cheddar cheese
Mix it all up and make sure the cheese it melted
Serve up
\o/

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:blob_neutral:
:blob_frown:
:blob_blank:
:blob_upset:
:blob_cringe:
:blob_no:
:blob_dizzy:
I don't know how to react to that.
:blob_teary:

*wonders why you were holding my clothes*
:blob_frown:
I haven't showered yet, and I can get changed in the shower room.
'-'
Can't I?
Oh, I'll need a towel, though.
:sweat_smile:
*brings you a towel*
You can, here you go. My brain's not working properly right now. :blob_pat_sad: 3am 4am does that to a person.
I like carbonara, but not the traditional one.
The version I like isn't technically carbonara, but I like it and it's easy to do.
Cook some fusilli pasta then drain and leave to the side
Slice some mushrooms
Chop some sliced ham or cook some bacon until it's crispy and chop up
Put the mushrooms in a pan and add a tiny bit of water then fry as is
Add the ham with the mushrooms
Or add the bacon once the mushrooms are close to cooked
Add some cream to the pan and the pasta
Grind lots of black pepper onto it and mix around
Once the cream has thickened but is still runny add lots of grated cheddar cheese
Mix it all up and make sure the cheese it melted
Serve up
\o/

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Oh, that sounds very nice. I'll try to make it on the Weekend - well, today, technically.
 

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Btw, whenever people say Babushka, I can't help but think of this song:
And yes, I sent the cover because I prefer the tone of her voice over Kate Bush's for this particular song.
'-'

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I would never abandon Danny~
I never said you'd abandon.
Just that your attention may be split.
'-'

Want some apple and cinnamon crumble, btw?
I realise I never offered you any earlier.
'-'

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Btw, whenever people say Babushka, I can't help but think of this song:
And yes, I sent the cover because I prefer the tone of her voice over Kate Bush's for this particular song.
'-'

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First I focused on the song, but as soon as the cat pics came in, I forgot what I was doing here.
:sweat_smile:
Fatigue brings out the Freudian, huh?
*takes the towel and goes for a shower*
It brings out the stoopid out of me. Can't focus when I'm tired.
*sits down on a nearby chair and closes eyes*
I'll just sit like that for a couple of minutes.
Just... couple... zzz
Hope you like it.
>w<

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We'll see! I just need to not burn anything and it will be perfect!
 

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First I focused on the song, but as soon as the cat pics came in, I forgot what I was doing here.
:blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl::blobrofl:
It brings out the stoopid out of me. Can't focus when I'm tired.
*sits down on a nearby chair and closes eyes*
I'll just sit like that for a couple of minutes.
Just... couple... zzz
*gently places a blanket over you*
Sleep well
We'll see! I just need to not burn anything and it will be perfect!
Just don't leave it too long after adding the cheese cos it can end up splitting and making the whole thing go grainy and lumpy.
Also, slice the mushrooms more on the thick-ish side cos then they give this really nice meaty texture.
And the black pepper balances out the richness of the cream and cheese, so if it seems too rich when you start eating, just add some more.
>w<

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