SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

BFG

Does that stand for Big Fricking Gun

 

[ShizukiIchino]

You got something anti-eldritch? Maybe a BFG or something?

50.cal BMG sniper rifle?

*Look at him? her? with questioning face*

 

[SRB]

Does that stand for Big Fricking Gun

No, it stands for Bear Firing Gondola. A boat that shoots out eldritch bears.

 

[Azure_Fog]

No, it stands for Bear Firing Gondola. A boat that shoots out eldritch bears.

Hmmm~ Those are weak though~ Maybe it’d tickle a bit~

 

[SRB]

50.cal BMG sniper rifle?

*Look at her with questioning face*

Load some heat into them bad girls if you wanna put a scratch on her. Azure is fast, you'll need to be faster.

Also, do not get hit by her knife. At all. That's instant death.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Ooo~
*starts walking again*
*dodges bullets while walking*

*Multiple tank drones firing simultaneously*
Why no hit?

 

[SRB]

Hmmm~ Those are weak though~ Maybe it’d tickle a bit~

You're just too OP. I don't get how you don't get bored with that much power.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Load some heat into them bad girls if you wanna put a scratch on her. Azure is fast, you'll need to be faster.

Also, do not get hit by her knife. At all. That's instant death.

Russian~ I have bad news~
In a serious fight, guns become useless because of their lack of 11D range and slowness~

*Multiple tank drones firing simultaneously*
Why no hit?

Because you’re s~l~o~w~

You're just too OP. I don't get how you don't get bored with that much power.

Danny~

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Azure_Fog]

 

[SRB]

Russian~ I have bad news~
In a serious fight, guns become useless because of their lack of 11D range and slowness~

And eldritch guns?

Danny~

Eh, understandable.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Because you’re s~l~o~w~

Fact.

Then I beat with numbers.

Order "remove that direction"

*all drones fire*

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Cease your stabbyness stabby lady!

 

[Azure_Fog]

And eldritch guns?

It’s faster to summon things~
The time it takes to fire a gun is far too long~ Even Eldritch ones~

Fact.

Then I beat with numbers.

Order "remove that direction"

*all drones fire*

Hmmm~ Interesting~
Not interesting enough~
*collapses all drones into a black hole*
*throws at Shizuki*

Cease your stabbyness stabby lady!

No~

 

[SRB]

Cease your stabbyness stabby lady!

I feel the need to remind you that you're talking with a woman whose title is "Her Stabbyness"

 

[Nahrenne]

(OOC: Went afk to make my mum and dad a cup of tea
Then went to get myself some apple and cinnamon crumble so needed to heat that up, along with the custard
>w<)

There is no maybe here, only certainty.

'-'
Well, I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
'-'

It's the third door down the hall, can't miss it. It's a rather small one cabin shower, so you can go first.

Ohhh.
*goes to the shower room*
*starts shower*
Ah...
*turns shower off*
*returns to your room*
Are we going to continue exercising after the shower, or not?
Otherwise...
*points at my clothes*
I'll need those

A lot of the messages between you and Nahrenne can be taken out of context you know~

Hmm?

How so?

Potatoes (obviously), bacon, mushrooms and cheese, vegetable oil as a dressing, add something green on top for it to look "healthy".
It's basic, but tastes good.

Ohhhh
That sounds tasty.
'o'
Kind of like a Russian version of a carbonara then?

I jest.

X

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Hmmm~ Interesting~
Not interesting enough~
*collapses all drones into a black hole*
*throws at Shizuki*

oh, I lost?

At least something behind her is gone...

*Dash back avoided all throws at me*

 

[Nahrenne]

I feel the need to remind you that you're talking with a woman whose title is "Her Stabbyness"

More like a nickname.
'-'



'-'
I'll walk myself out for that pun...
OTL

X

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Good night, *Yawn* see you tomorrow or later depends on your time zone really

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿≧ᆺ≦)˝∩˝ G'night~

 

[Azure_Fog]

oh I lost.

At least something behind her is gone...

*Dash back avoided all throws at me*

Hmmm~ Unexpected~
*teleports to*
*stabs*
*carves out heart*
*eats the still beating heart in front of you*
*cuts off your head*