SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

The better question is why wouldn't you eat a table?

Since both of you like furniture so much, you missed a good opportunity a week or two ago when Boi had to carry a full storage of furniture you could've had a snack and help someone at the same time

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Shall I breach the gates by exploding myself?

hmm...
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do it we attackin

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

You're back to lurking? Does that mean you're not gonna save me from my work?

Say no more!!
Jumps off a Chinook into the base
I'M COMMIN BABUSHKA!!

 

[SRB]

Say no more!!
Jumps off a Chinook into the base
I'M COMMIN BABUSHKA!!

Huh? What's with that sound outside?
*looks out the window*
Wah!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No! It's a Fox with a deadly arsenal!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

hmm...
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do it we attackin

Aye, let's go


Ssemouy used explosion!
????

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Huh? What's with that sound outside?
*looks out the window*
Wah!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No! It's a Fox with a deadly arsenal!

Lands inside the tower through the window.
Fox 1 landed, complete objective alpha.
Blocks the stairwell and mounts a M2 Browning on the staircase.
evac is 4 mikes out, hold the line
Pumps shotgun mans the MG on the stairwell

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Aye, let's go


Ssemouy used explosion!
????

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Aye, let's go


Ssemouy used explosion!
????

It super effective!
The gates have fallen!... Along with half of the base!
420 casualties on the enemy side
1 on ours
*revives Rootling*
0 on ours

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

It super effective!
The gates have fallen!... Along with half of the base!
420 casualties on the enemy side
1 on ours
*revives Rootling*
0 on ours

Get your arse in this tower!! This 50 cal is hot as the sun right now!!

 

[SRB]

Get your arse in this tower!! This 50 cal is hot as the sun right now!!

Be careful! There are guards armed to the teeth in the tower!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Get your arse in this tower!! This 50 cal is hot as the sun right now!!

*teleports self and Rootling into the Tower*
*lands in the middle of chaos*
Feels like home
*spawns gatling gun*
lets have fun

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*teleports self and Rootling into the Tower*
*lands in the middle of chaos*
Feels like home
*spawns gatling gun*
lets have fun

Evacs here, Get to da choppaaa!!!
Picks up babushka and jumps out the window into a waiting CH47 Chinook

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Evacs here, Get to da choppaaa!!!
Picks up babushka and jumps out the window into a waiting CH47 Chinook

that was fast...
*spawns a few hundred kg of C4*
*jumps into the helicopter*
*waits to get away from the blast zone*
*detonates*

 

[SRB]

Evacs here, Get to da choppaaa!!!
Picks up babushka and jumps out the window into a waiting CH47 Chinook

Get the rest and let's book it out of here! Freedom and cold beer are waiting for us on the other side!

 

[SRB]

that was fast...
*spawns a few kg of C4*
*jumps into the helicopter*
*waits to get away from the blast zone*
*detonates*

YOU FORGOT THE ROOTLING!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

YOU FORGOT THE ROOTLING!

I would never forget Rootling
*teleports Rootling away at the last second befor the blast because she forgot*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Yay I lived! (Forgot to bring weapons because I didn't have a plan after blowing up .-.)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yay I lived! (Forgot to bring weapons because I didn't have a plan after blowing up .-.)

I thought you had your bat always with you? Next time I give you something then

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I thought you had your bat always with you? Next time I give you something then

checks pocket
Oh, I forgot I had it

 

[Deleted member 146224]

checks pocket
Oh, I forgot I had it

*pat pat*
It’s okay, you did a good job with blowing up the gate