SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Cilantro!
JK! JK! JK! I would never torture Her Stabbyness like that

*wakes up*
Bad. Danny.
*time stops around us*
*turns Danny to face her*
No. Cilantro.
*stabs*
ATONE.

Hmmm... I should feed you more veggies You seem to be eating too much red meat. Not very healthy
*turns hair into a balanced vegetable meal, skipping the stuff that Her Stabbyness hates*

*stands up*
*pulls Danny’s hair*
*starts eating hair holding Danny in the air by the hair*
Hmph!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

bruh do we need to prepare rescue squad?

Im on the way!!
Grabs some 5th grade body armor, some 12 gauge buckshot shells, a remington 870 tactical, NVGs, an M4 with a flashlight and laser, an M1911, some flashbangs and frags, a headset with mic and some cool sunglasses

Dudes, I work for the army summer camp. With documents. I'm a courier.

Awwww, you mean I can't barge into there and "save" you?

 

[SRB]

Im on the way!!
Grabs some 5th grade body armor, some 12 gauge buckshot shells, a remington 870 tactical, NVGs, an M4 with a flashlight and laser, an M1911, some flashbangs and frags, a headset with mic and some cool sunglasses

Awwww, you mean I can't barge into there and "save" you?

You can
I'll be like a princess in a tower. "Oh me, Oh my, who would save me from all this work? "

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*wakes up*
Bad. Danny.
*time stops around us*
*turns Danny to face her*
No. Cilantro.
*stabs*
ATONE.

I'm sorry!!! Im sorry!!! Bad joke! Bad Danny!
I shall prepare delicious meaty feast for Your Stabbyness!

*stands up*
*pulls Danny’s hair*
*starts eating hair holding Danny in the air by the hair*
Hmph!

*teleports away traumatized*
Not the hair

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm sorry!!! Im sorry!!! Bad joke! Bad Danny!
I shall prepare delicious meaty feast for Your Stabbyness!

Get to it then~
And wear your maid outfit~

*teleports away traumatized*
Not the hair

Thy sins hath been forgiven in part. Atone.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Get to it then~
And wear your maid outfit~

*changes into maid outfit*
*runs off to prepare the meaties and the bloodiest feast ever*
*after a moment returns with a full table worth of food*
Your Stabbyness, your meal is ready

 

[Azure_Fog]

*changes into maid outfit*
*runs off to prepare the meaties and the bloodiest feast ever*
*after a moment returns with a full table worth of food*
Your Stabbyness, your meal is ready

Hmm~ You forgot the daikon garnish~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmm~ You forgot the daikon garnish~

*lies on the plate*
I'm a full meal

 

[Azure_Fog]

*lies on the plate*
I'm a full meal

*eats prepared food*
*eats the table*
*eats Danny painfully slowly*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*eats prepared food*
*eats the table*
*eats Danny painfully slowly*

Gyaghhh... I deserved that... at least best for last?

 

[MidnightFox]

At least I'm not alone.

 

[SRB]

*eats prepared food*
*eats the table*
*eats Danny painfully slowly*

Why would you eat the table

 

[Azure_Fog]

Gyaghhh... I deserved that... at least best for last?

Yep~
Now I’m going to sleep~ Night~
*revives daikon*
*casts binding magic*
*casts gagging magic*
*drags to bed*

Why would you eat the table

Fiber~ And iron

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yep~
Now I’m going to sleep~ Night~
*revives daikon*
*casts binding magic*
*casts gagging magic*
*drags to bed*

Fiber~ And iron

good night! sweet dreams

 

[SRB]

Yep~
Now I’m going to sleep~ Night~
*revives daikon*
*casts binding magic*
*casts gagging magic*
*drags to bed*

Fiber~ And iron

Good night.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

You're back to lurking? Does that mean you're not gonna save me from my work?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

whatcha plannin?
go explode a military base or two to save Boi

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Why would you eat the table

The better question is why wouldn't you eat a table?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

whatcha plannin?
go explode a military base or two to save Boi

Shall I breach the gates by exploding myself?