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Didn't you know that a spider running up your wall is a sign of good luck? But if that mf is running down, then you're out of luck.
THEY ARE ALWAYS RUNING DOWN OR ON THE FLOOR. MF are so asshole that they are always waiting for me to reveal themselves. It's never my gf running into one. IT'S ALWAYS ME. WHY.
 

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Could be, but it's just a hearsay, so I can't say for sure. Officially he stated that it was mostly fashion magazines, etc. and there's even an encyclopedia of the poses :blob_hmm_two: Seeing his work I genuinely refuse to believe there was no gay action involved :blob_hide:
I haven't seen enough pics to be able to say if it feels gay or not.
There's strangely a lot of DJ's of an uncle and nephew from it, though, apparently...
Not sure why.
One of them has this giant pompadour hair cut that looks so unappealing.
Never read them cos the haircut put me off so much.
:blob_neutral: :blob_blank: Oh dear God... And here I am crying over maybe a 4cm ones :blob_blank: If it were me I'd just burn the house and ran away.
*huggles*
I was definitely on edge and paranoid for the rest of the week after that.
:sweat_smile:
Summer is terrible. I agree.
It's my least favourite season.
It too hot.
Too many people outside.
Too many loud kids.
All the bugs and stuff come out then.
Blergh.

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Last summer, I had a succession of five palm-sized wolf spiders in my bedroom within the space of a few minutes.
The day before this happened, I had two palm-sized ones.
I guess the weather was even too hot for them...
'-'

I hate summer...
Most relatable thing you ever said.
I just noticed how I think Assu
 

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Please don't eat them...
...you might get sick.
>w<
Oke, I won't :blobthumbsup:
Yeah...
And it wasn't even as if it was the same spider cos I had trapped them under clear caps and glass ramekins for my dad to collect...
>w<

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... Where do you even find seven wolf spiders? I'm sorry if I sound rude, but do you live in Australia?
Then...what if you've been in bed and they've crawled over your pillow, then your shoulder, then your arm?
What's that considered?
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It means that you're looking so good, even a spider could tell that you're a snack.
THEY ARE ALWAYS RUNING DOWN OR ON THE FLOOR. MF are so asshole that they are always waiting for me to reveal themselves. It's never my gf running into one. IT'S ALWAYS ME. WHY.
They can feel your fear.
I haven't seen enough pics to be able to say if it feels gay or not.
There's strangely a lot of DJ's of an uncle and nephew from it, though, apparently...
Not sure why.
One of them has this giant pompadour hair cut that looks so unappealing.
Never read them cos the haircut put me off so much.
Well, because the guy with the pompadour - Joske - is the author's favorite character from the Jostar family. Just like Kujo, Josuke's uncle.

Also, Josuke hits everyone who says that his hair looks bad. It's a sore spot for him.
 
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I haven't seen enough pics to be able to say if it feels gay or not.
There's strangely a lot of DJ's of an uncle and nephew from it, though, apparently...
Not sure why.
One of them has this giant pompadour hair cut that looks so unappealing.
Never read them cos the haircut put me off so much.
Pompadour hair? :blob_hmm_two: then it's probably Josuke :blob_hmm_two:
Nephew and uncle? :blob_hmm_two: hmmm... oh :blob_hmm:
Must be Josuke x Jotaro... Josuke is technically Jotaro's uncle, because his father is also Jotaro's grandfather - Johnathan... :blob_blank:
*huggles*
I was definitely on edge and paranoid for the rest of the week after that.
:sweat_smile:
*huggles back*
Summer is the worst...
It's my least favourite season.
It too hot.
Too many people outside.
Too many loud kids.
All the bugs and stuff come out then.
Blergh.

X
I agree with every single word. I'd rather have permanent spring (and sneeze all the time) than deal with summer. Especially last few years are so hot. You can't even do anything because it's just too damn hot :blob_upset:
 
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They can feel your fear.
That's the thing, I'm not afraid of them. I'm grossed out. Spiders are gross. Most insects are gross. Even butterflies are gross to me. I think I only consider bumblebees cute because they are so chonky and fluffy and act so sleepy and lazy... I hate gross stuff bleh....
 

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Summer is both my favorite time of the year and the most hated one.

I hate it because every time I have to do work outside, I come home red as a lobster and with burnt skin. It's too bright, there are too many scammers on the street and I don't even want to think about how hot the ground is.

But I love it because I have more free time and I don't have to wear four layers of clothes just to go outside. I can enjoy a cold drink without worries of getting sick. I totally would go and make some summer shashlik right now...
 

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*hugs more and then some more*
:blob_melt:
? ❤️ ?
:blob_melt:
It's impossible for this Daikon to not adore Her Stabbyness
:blob_melt:
Ehehehhehe~
That's the thing, I'm not afraid of them. I'm grossed out. Spiders are gross. Most insects are gross. Even butterflies are gross to me. I think I only consider bumblebees cute because they are so chonky and fluffy and act so sleepy and lazy... I hate gross stuff bleh....
...
But tarantulas are awesome~
And also fluffy~
Bugs are awesome (most of the time)

And don't even get me started on how cool ants are~
 
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Summer is both my favorite time of the year and the most hated one.

I hate it because every time I have to do work outside, I come home red as a lobster and with burnt skin. It's too bright, there are too many scammers on the street and I don't even want to think about how hot the ground is.
Use sunscreen nya! :blob_thor: It's dangerous to get burned like this
But I love it because I have more free time and I don't have to wear four layers of clothes just to go outside. I can enjoy a cold drink without worries of getting sick. I totally would go and make some summer shashlik right now...
Ahhh... cold beer in the summer is the best :blob_melt: also days are long and the nights just feel different. I have so many memories from walking around the city in the middle of the night with friends and just having fun... You convinced me. Summer may not be the worst :blob_evil:
 
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Use sunscreen nya! :blob_thor: It's dangerous to get burned like this
That's the thing, I use it. And every day I either come home either with a perfect tan or burns.
Ahhh... cold beer in the summer is the best :blob_melt: also days are long and the nights just feel different. I have so many memories from walking around the city in the middle of the night with friends and just having fun... You convinced me. Summer may not be the worst :blob_evil:
:blob_uwu: Good. Remember, little Daikon, there's always good and bad in everything and everyone, you just have to look hard enough to find it sometimes.
 
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Ehehehhehe~
*hugs and whispers to ear*
cute~ :blob_melt:
...
But tarantulas are awesome~
And also fluffy~
Bugs are awesome (most of the time)

And don't even get me started on how cool ants are~
:blob_blank:



On a serious note, yeah... tarantulas aren't the worst. They look the most not-gross.

Still hate bugs.
Ew.
 
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That's the thing, I use it. And every day I either come home either with a perfect tan or burns.
:blob_no: poor mama :blob_no: I shall hold a parasol over you then
:blob_uwu: Good. Remember, little Daikon, there's always good and bad in everything and everyone, you just have to look hard enough to find it sometimes.
:blob_aww:
Then I'm going to try really hard to find a good thing about having to wake up at 4:30 tomorrow, which means that I have to go sleep in a half an hour and I didn't even get to do anything today. :blob_uwu:



Actually just kill me.
 

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:blob_no: poor mama :blob_no: I shall hold a parasol over you then
Ah, thanks, little Daikon.
:blob_aww:
Then I'm going to try really hard to find a good thing about having to wake up at 4:30 tomorrow, which means that I have to go sleep in a half an hour and I didn't even get to do anything today. :blob_uwu:
:blob_pat_sad::blob_evil_two: That's the spirit! Maybe you'll meet your favorite author tomorrow! Or find an interesting shiny rock, that will give you supernatural powers!
Actually just kill me.
Denied. Your gf will be upset.
 
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Ah, thanks, little Daikon.
*hug hug* :blob_reach:
:blob_pat_sad::blob_evil_two: That's the spirit! Maybe you'll meet your favorite author tomorrow! Or find an interesting shiny rock, that will give you supernatural powers!
With the sacrifice I'm making, I better turn rich overnight or something...
Denied. Your gf will be upset.
Not gonna lie, feel like crying rn :blob_teary: and I'm going to be home at a similar time as today too... :blob_no:
 

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*hug hug* :blob_reach:
Ung! Now I understand what Azure means when she says she's melting.
With the sacrifice I'm making, I better turn rich overnight or something...
It's always a possibility, however small it may be.
Not gonna lie, feel like crying rn :blob_teary: and I'm going to be home at a similar time as today too... :blob_no:
You can cry, someone smart once said to me that crying is healthy. At least for a bit.
 
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