I posted on the Deviantart forum saying hey. Then someone asked to be friends.

[CrimsonGenius]

How do I let them down gently or just say I don’t want to be since I don’t spend too much on deviantart or at least quite busy.

 

[HelloHound]

"thank you for your offer of friendship but I'm not here often or long enough to not waste your time"

 

[Deleted member 1244]

How do I let them down gently or just say I don’t want to be since I don’t spend too much on deviantart or at least quite busy.

" i am not here to make friends, I am here to win a reality TV competition!"

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Send them a mp3 recording of you breathing heavily for a solid 8 minutes then right at the end say, "sure."

He'll ghost you.

 

[2wordsperminute]

Send them a mp3 recording of you breathing heavily for a solid 8 minutes then right at the end say, "sure."

He'll ghost you.

Nah there's the off chance they might still be down.


Tell them their IP.

 

[NotaNuffian]

Send them a mp3 recording of you breathing heavily for a solid 8 minutes then right at the end say, "sure."

He'll ghost you.

That depends. If voice is girlish enough, I will definitely take up the offer.

 

[J_Chemist]

Send them a dick pic. Works great.

 

[ManwX]

Send them a dick pic. Works great.

That's oddly specific but ill take your word for it...

 

[NIXEXS]

Send them a dick pic. Works great.

What if he replies back with his own dic pic? You can have a dic fencing competition? ?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Nah there's the off chance they might still be down.


Tell them their IP.

OKAY OKAY OKAY... You got me.
I'M THE GUY WHO OFFERED TO BE HIS FRIEND.

I'm just trying to get a recording of him breathing heavily for 8 solid minutes.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

OKAY OKAY OKAY... You got me.
I'M THE GUY WHO OFFERED TO BE HIS FRIEND.

I'm just trying to get a recording of him breathing heavily for 8 solid minutes.

So it WAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU! FIEND!

 

[TheEldritchGod]

So it WAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU! FIEND!

THAT'S ELDRITCH!

[Insert image of "eldritch horror looking coy, but I forgot my password on midjourney so I'm going the low-effort route and just typing something out" HERE]

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Ask them to do your laundry and dishes.