SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

somebody sounds sleepy
*cuddles*

zzzzzzzzzzzz…

yay! Rootling is back!
Good. Now feed me, Rootling nya I was getting hungry

…
Y-you can e-eat me if you want…

 

[Azure_Fog]

I've been revived!

At once, but I'm shrilling for time, so let's keep it shrimple okay? Nothing too clamplicated of a meal...

If you couldn't tell, it's seafood ?

SsemouyOyster

 

[SRB]

The longer I stay here, the more my feelings get dulled. Where else would I see two friends eating each other's flesh? Each day. Every day. For the last three weeks...


But by all means, continue, it's free entertainment.

 

[Azure_Fog]

The longer I stay here, the more my feelings get dulled. Where else would I see two friends eating each other's flesh? Each day. Every day. For the last three weeks...


But by all means, continue, it's free entertainment.

Are you sure it’s only that~? And we have no plans to stop~

 

[SRB]

Are you sure it’s only that~? And we have no plans to stop~

No, I am not sure. But whatever else is messing up with my mind is already forgotten in self-defence.

 

[Azure_Fog]

No, I am not sure. But whatever else is messing up with my mind is already forgotten in self-defence.

‘Kay~

The only shock I've experienced is that I wasn't the one to initiate it, considering my history...

*confused Eldritch*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I've been revived!

At once, but I'm shrilling for time, so let's keep it shrimple okay? Nothing too clamplicated of a meal...

If you couldn't tell, it's seafood ?

yay!
*eats*
ooooooooo my Rootling knows how too cook good Rootling

zzzzzzzzzzzz…

…
Y-you can e-eat me if you want…

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...
...
..
...
*tries to bite Her Stabbyness*
*too sacred*
*stops biting*
*cuddles instead*
You're too cute~

The only shock I've experienced is that I wasn't the one to initiate(or even involve myself) it, considering my history...

I'm joining Azure in confused eldritch noises

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

No hiding~
*teleports behind*
*drags out into view*
*goes back to Danny*

I refuse!

 

[Azure_Fog]

...
...
...
..
...
*tries to bite Her Stabbyness*
*too sacred*
*stops biting*
*cuddles instead*
You're too cute~

*blushes madly*
N-n-n-no I’m n-n-not!!

I'm joining Azure in confused eldritch noises

Who’s this Azure character~?

I refuse!

No~

 

[SRB]

...i spoke too much, let's pretend nothing happened

I'm more surprised that you weren't the one to start the cat infection.
Neko cosplayer

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*blushes madly*
N-n-n-no I’m n-n-not!!

aaaaaaaa~ so cute!!!!!! too cute!!!
*hugs very very tightly*
Cute~!

Who’s this Azure character~?

Spoiler

...i spoke too much, let's pretend nothing happened

now I'm curious

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I'm more surprised that you weren't the one to start the cat infection.
Neko cosplayer

I didn't choose the #kittenlife, the #kittenlife chose me ?

now I'm curious

I searched it up actually, I've yet to make a single cannibal/vore joke on this account. My self-control is truly impeccable

 

[Azure_Fog]

...i spoke too much, let's pretend nothing happened

Ssemouy Onan, Rootling of the Goddess Daikon, Danny, the All Mother of Veggies and Harbibger of Cringe, Chaos, and Soup, servant to Her Stabbyness, Azure Fog, the Eien no Haiki, Chief Chaos Containment Officer, Destroyer of Multiverses, and Leader of the Eldritch Council,
By the authority of the Eldritch Council I order you to elaborate.

 

[Azure_Fog]

aaaaaaaa~ so cute!!!!!! too cute!!!
*hugs very very tightly*
Cute~!

I-I-I-I’m NOT!!!!
*stabs*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ssemouy Onan, Rootling of the Goddess Daikon, Danny, the All Mother of Veggies and Harbibger of Cringe, Chaos, and Soup, servant to Her Stabbyness, Azure Fog, the Eien no Haiki, Chief Chaos Containment Officer, Destroyer of Multiverses, and Leader of the Eldritch Council,
By the authority of the Eldritch Council I order you to elaborate.

I-I-I-I’m NOT!!!!
*stabs*

 

[Azure_Fog]

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If I had a floor to roll on, I’d be rolling on it on laughter~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Ssemouy Onan, Rootling of the Goddess Daikon, Danny, the All Mother of Veggies and Harbibger of Cringe, Chaos, and Soup, servant to Her Stabbyness, Azure Fog, the Eien no Haiki, Chief Chaos Containment Officer, Destroyer of Multiverses, and Leader of the Eldritch Council,
By the authority of the Eldritch Council I order you to elaborate.

A-alright, but, Lady Eien no Haiki, Chief Chaos Containment Officer, Destroyer of Multiverses, and Leader of the Eldritch Council - what exactly am I supposed to elaborate on?

 

[Azure_Fog]

I’m still laughing and it’s been over 30 seconds already~

 

[Azure_Fog]

A-alright, but, Lady Eien no Haiki, Chief Chaos Containment Officer, Destroyer of Multiverses, and Leader of the Eldritch Council - what exactly am I supposed to elaborate on?

...i spoke too much, let's pretend nothing happened

Your above statement.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Huh, what statement?