SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

What would be the opposite of non-binary?

Binary?

Now I'm horny.

You've got hands, don't you?

yes.

Have some Daikon moonshine.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Asleep but still fighting a real tsun tsun

Nyot cute! Nya!

The time has come! Good mornyang, people of Cathub!

Today, I shall remove the currse! And you shall be free!

Nya~?

Uff... That enough of Daikat for now

Danny~!!!
*stab tackles*
*hugs*

At least it’s over. I couldn't take any more nyas for a while...

NYA!

Yep, we're out. I'm still working on that Matcha chapter, but it's quite big so it's going slowly

Let’s make a chapter of forum posts~
It’d be cursed but literally writes itself~

My most recent chapter will add a new form to you - Soviet Era Boi. (Which will make you able to fight both Azure AND Midnight at the same time) Roughly based on the meme "In Soviet Russia, reality warps you". You're welcome for the buff :)

Wonderful~
Russian~ I expect a fun fight~

she sees everything and I'm still alive. In her words: "this is fun, keep at it" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*hand smashes through screen*
*waves*

I can only make a harem of worshippers to buff my Goddess powers I believe hoomans call it a cult

No~ Danny is mine~
*stabs cult*

I made a summary of who shows up in which chapter for the sake of keeping up a track on lore for each character. I'll clean up the mess of my notes and I'll paste it here. Maybe someone will find it useful.

I'm absolutely not procrastinating on 2 chapters that I'm writing... not at all................ kill me...

The forums is around 2,000 chapters ahead~ I don’t think that’s going to help much~

Maybe~
*stab*

Danny is copying me~!
*hug tackles*

I refuse~
*stabs again*

Danny copied me again~!!
*stabs repeatedly*
*hugs again*

- swap around all genders/sexes

I refuse~ (like seriously. I don’t consent to having this done to my character.)

- force everyone into two factions and fight eachother to death TF2 style
- give everyone some vodka from the corner
- make a cuddle pile, because why not
- arrange a competition to see who can say the most cringe-worthy thing in the world

Sounds fun~

 

[SRB]

combine the two for maximum nonsense

We should fight each other TF2 style but the damage is dealt by telling the cringiest stuff

Hmm. HMMMMMMM!

I refuse~ (like seriously. I don’t consent to having this done to my character.)

Oke

Sounds fun~

Imma go combine them into one.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Imma go combine them into one.

Have fun~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nyot cute! Nya!

Good morning!

Nya~?

Ah, she's still cute... I mean neko... I mean cute... both

Danny~!!!
*stab tackles*
*hugs*

Stab tackles? ah! sprint + r1 Danny gets it

*hugs back* Yay! Your Stabbyness is back!

Let’s make a chapter of forum posts~
It’d be cursed but literally writes itself~

That neko-event would be good for that. Chaos, but that's the point

*hand smashes through screen*
*waves*

*cries in broken laptop but waves back*
At least I still have PC-kun and 3 other monitors

No~ Danny is mine~
*stabs cult*

Yes I am yours, but I need more power

The forums is around 2,000 chapters ahead~ I don’t think that’s going to help much~

The chappy lore and forum lore are a bit not aligning. I don't think most people use the thread as a reference But I'm trying to merge them in my chap, so maybe it will be more consistent

Danny is copying me~!
*hug tackles*

Danny copied me again~!!
*stabs repeatedly*
*hugs again*

Yay! Azure noticed that was the point nyahaha~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Have some Daikon moonshine.
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Bruh

 

[SRB]

There are two teams:
RED and BLUE.​

Each member of the SHHS paints their text in one of the colors and joins the cuddle pile. After choosing the teams, they drink a shot of my special vodka and fight to the death with cringe.

How does that work?​

Everyone has 100 HP at the beginning. You choose who you want to attack from the opposite team and do your cringe shot.

If the one who you "shot" cringed, they take damage.

10 HP for a little cringe.
20 HP for normal cringe.
50 HP for mega cringe.

When you hit 0 HP, you die, and can't take shots for 10 forum messages and add a death to your k/d/a counter.

It's TF2, what's the classes?​

... Medic can heal the damage with cute pictures for their turn, that's all you get.
Fuck me, I'm too sober for this shit. If you have an idea for other classes, you're welcome to write them, I'll add them later.

What should attacks look like?​

Example:

SRB [100/100] 0/0/0​

I shoot at @DannyTheDaikon!
*says some drunk cringe shit*

DTD [100/100] 0/0/0​

CRINGE! But just a little one.

DTD [90/100]​

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Goodnight fellow scribblehuber.

You can use me for your TFT game but make it fun.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good morning!

Morning~

Ah, she's still cute... I mean neko... I mean cute... both

*stabs*
N-not cute~

Yes I am yours, but I need more power

*eats*
*stabs*
*eats*
*stabs*
*repeat x200000*

Yay! Azure noticed that was the point nyahaha~

Who’s this Azure~? I think you mean Her Stabbyness~
*stabs*

There are two teams:
RED and BLUE.​

Each member of the SHHS paints their text in one of the colors and joins the cuddle pile. After choosing the teams, they drink a shot of my special vodka and fight to the death with cringe.

How does that work?​

Everyone has 100 HP at the beginning. You choose who you want to attack from the opposite team and do your cringe shot.

If the one who you "shot" cringed, they take damage.

10 HP for a little cringe.
20 HP for normal cringe.
50 HP for mega cringe.

When you hit 0 HP, you die, and can't take shots for 10 forum messages.

It's TF2, what's the classes?​

... Medic can heal the damage with cute pictures for their turn, that's all you get.
Fuck me, I'm too sober for this shit. If you have an idea for other classes, you're welcome to write them, I'll add them later.

What should attacks look like?​

Example:

SRB [100/100]​

I shoot at @DannyTheDaikon!
*says some drunk cringe shit*

DTD [100/100]​

CRINGE! But just a little one.

DTD [90/100]​

Do bad jokes count~?

 

[SRB]

The chappy lore and forum lore are a bit not aligning. I don't think most people use the thread as a reference But I'm trying to merge them in my chap, so maybe it will be more consistent

I think of the forum as an extended version of the chapters. Everything that happens here happens behind the scenes, but is part of the canon.

Bruh

*laughs in Russian*

 

[SRB]

*stabs*
N-not cute~

Heh.

Do bad jokes count~?

Ye, if they're cringe enough.

 

[SRB]

Goodnight fellow scribblehuber.

You can use me for your TFT game but make it fun.

Good night, Comrade Void!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ye, if they're cringe enough.

Hehehe~
*prepares jokes*
Why is this book so big?
It’s a long story.

 

[SRB]

[100/100]
Ready for da cringe!
*lies down as the beginning of the cuddle pile*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*stabs*
N-not cute~

If we end up on the opposite teams I can just shower you with compliments although I will also take damage nya

*eats*
*stabs*
*eats*
*stabs*
*repeat x200000*

By the time I publish this, the number will be correct

Who’s this Azure~? I think you mean Her Stabbyness~
*stabs*

Yes Your Cute Stabbyness

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yes Your Cute Stabbyness

N-not c-cute!
*stabs*

If we end up on the opposite teams

Then we can be like Romeo and Juliet and commit double suicide~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

N-not c-cute!
*stabs*

Especially that pancake costume and retractable knife that one was very cute too

Then we can be like Romeo and Juliet and commit double suicide~

I'm guessing you'll prefer red, Juliet, so I can take the blue

 

[Azure_Fog]

Especially that pancake costume and retractable knife that one was very cute too

I ate the costume after~
*stabs* (it’s retractable)
…

I'm guessing you'll prefer red, Juliet, so I can take the blue

*stabs self*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I ate the costume after~
*stabs* (it’s retractable)

*pretends to die*

*stabs self*

Oi! The game hasn't started yet!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

[100/100]
Come at me yo!
*lies down as the second of the cuddle pile*