SHF High-school Fanfic

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

Hey guys, have I missed something important?

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Hey guys, have I missed something important?

Nothing, I'd imagine.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Don't you dare unless i make you into sentient plant of the cocaine and marijuana variety

Huehuehue foolish Fox nya

 

[MidnightFox]

Huehuehue foolish Fox nya

So you actually want to take over the drug cartel?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Ssemouy, My Rootling... My Dear Dear Rootling. You won't rid yourself of me that easily Tho, you can stay at Matcha's place. Just no drowning in chocolate

You wanted to become a NEET and stay at the auto-stabby pit forever I thought you gave up on the path of evil... there was nothing I could do

When I said drown myself in chocolate, I was thinking lazing around and eating a whole lot of chocolate, not literally throwing myself into a lake of it and turning into some chocolate elemental. That works too though, I guess.

Im gonna eat dat

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

A tale of two cities

 

[SsemouyOnan]

It definitely sounds like a Japanese pronunciation. It may have other meanings, though...
I am trying to reconstruct the lore of Ssemouy

I was trying to make a portmanteau, but I did realize it sounded pretty silly

3000 words and it's like half of the chapter... Damn we have a lot of girls in SHHS for Matcha to rizz

Just the girls? It appears I may have to write a continuation

 

[Deleted member 76176]

A tale of two cities

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You wanted to become a NEET and stay at the auto-stabby pit forever I thought you gave up on the path of evil... there was nothing I could do

I would never give up on the path of evil! Also who said I was planning to stay there alone, baka Rootling?! I thought it's clear by now that I'm not letting you leave my side unless it's for Match-kun then it's okay!

Just the girls? It appears I may have to write a continuation

I'm sorry BL is out of my league. I'm too gay for it. But please, write the rest of it, I wanna read it

 

[SRB]

3000 words and it's like half of the chapter... Damn we have a lot of girls in SHHS for Matcha to rizz

Do I count as a girl in my girl form?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Do I count as a girl in my girl form?

...do you want to?

 

[SRB]

Hey guys, have I missed something important?

Don't think so? Also, I got a question, do you drink alcohol?

...do you want to?

On one hand, Matcha needs more love, on the other hand, he's a Comrade and that would be strange. Maybe I could be a wingman or something? Although I don't think he would need one.

 

[MidnightFox]

...do you want to?

You didn't respond to my question

So you actually want to take over the drug cartel?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

3000 words and it's like half of the chapter... Damn we have a lot of girls in SHHS for Matcha to rizz

Wait Ane-san, maybe you are exaggerating a little!

MATCHA RIZZ OVER 9000 be like:

The girls have more Rizz than Matcha, in other words you're wrong

This love-hate toward me sets you apart, tsundere fox.
You can be honest with your feelings, I will accept you.

*Chomp*

Look at Pixy-chan! She is a very good fox.
Do you want more?

Not when I'm the author You're going down Midnight... Your tsun tsun will be canonized and baptized forevaaaa~!

Ane-san will demolish your tsun stsun armor like a wrecking hammer!

Any references? Mine was the opening paragraph from Charles Dickens novel 'A Tale Of Two Cities.'

Ssemouy lore.

Hey guys, have I missed something important?

Hi, Chiyuki. You look good with your new pfp!

Just the girls? It appears I may have to write a continuation

Wait, are you into BL? In a sense, my experience with NAC-JAC falls into the genre.

I was trying to make a portmanteau, but I did realize it sounded pretty silly

When I said drown myself in chocolate, I was thinking lazing around and eating a whole lot of chocolate, not literally throwing myself into a lake of it and turning into some chocolate elemental. That works too though, I guess.

Seymour?!
What's with the tone? Lately, you seem a bit too rebellious. Shouldn't you be thanking me for this gift that I, Lord Matcha, have gone out of my way to make?!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

On one hand, Matcha needs more love, on the other hand, he's a Comrade and that would be strange. Maybe I could be a wingman or something? Although I don't think he would need one.

Oke, I'll figure out a wingman scene for you

You didn't respond to my question

So you actually want to take over the drug cartel?

I am the drug, Fox! Look at me! Look at that irresistible sexy daikon body! I am the true heroin of this school! Everybody is addicted to me!

Wait Ane-san, maybe you are exaggerating a little!

MATCHA RIZZ OVER 9000 be like:

Nah, you're simply this good, Matcha-kun

Look at Pixy-chan! She is a very good fox.
Do you want more?

Such a good Pixy-chan! Maybe we can teach her tricks?

Ane-san will demolish your tsun stsun armor like a wrecking hammer!

Seymour?!
What's with the tone? Lately, you seem a bit too rebellious. Shouldn't you be thanking me for this gift that I, Lord Matcha, have gone out of my way to make?!

It's her mood swings. One day she loves you, the next day she hates you.

 

[MidnightFox]

This love-hate toward me sets you apart, tsundere fox.
You can be honest with your feelings, I will accept you.

Casts a curse that prevents resurrection on you and kills you, RIP Matcha 2024

Ane-san will demolish your tsun stsun armor like a wrecking hammer!

She has better luck taking over the drug cartel #YouWillNotBeMissed

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Casts a curse that prevents resurrection on you and kills you, RIP Matcha 2024

*nullifies*
*locks you in a unnaturally strong Faraday Cage*
No killing my Little Bro

 

[Nahrenne]

I'm confusing me right now, to be honest. That means it's working. I don't know what's working, but it does.

Also, maybe. I don't remember.

'-'
You don't remember hugging me yesterday?
QwQ

Be a man, Boi! Just admit it

You make seem like he's guilty of something and now he won't admit whatever he's done.
'-'

'Tis not my shame speaking, but the alcohol in me blood. I genuinely do not remember.

'-'
Why is shame being mentioned?

I was with your aunt, the talks we had isn't for young ears, little Daikon.

Taxes?
Children?

On one hand, Matcha needs more love, on the other hand, he's a Comrade and that would be strange. Maybe I could be a wingman or something? Although I don't think he would need one.

I feel like you would both be a good and bad wingman.
Good in that you'd try very hard to support MC69 in his endeavours to finally get into a relationship.
A bad wingman because your natural charisma and temperament would be more appealing, thus they fall for you instead.

I am the drug, Fox! Look at me! Look at that irresistible sexy daikon body! I am the true heroin of this school! Everybody is addicted to me!

*stares at you*
'-'
I'm getting resting b face vibes from you and zero sexiness.

X

 

[Theirl]

resting b face

what is a resting b face?

 

[Nahrenne]

what is a resting b face?

The face women sometimes naturally have that makes them look like they're a b.
'-'

X

 

[MidnightFox]

*nullifies*
*locks you in a unnaturally strong Faraday Cage*
No killing my Little Bro

The only one that can nullify my curse is Azure herself and nobody else, and in case you forgot i control the concepts of life and death around here