SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

I learned to drink without pondering the contents Cheers! *takes a big swing*

Wise choice to not look~

The first drop touches your tongue as your mouth lights on feels as it were on fire from the extreme heat.
A few more drops hit your tongue, sending you crashing to the floor, as each drop weighs more than the singularity of the largest blackholes.
The caffeine from those four drops absorb into your battered body, turning you into an incoherent loopy mess.
Your consciousness fades as your organs begin to fail…

*picks up Danny*
*heals*
*tucks into bed*
*holds hand to confort side effects of eldritch coffee*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The first drop touches your tongue as your mouth lights on fire from the extreme heat.
As that single drop of coffee‘s caffeine is absorbed, you drop the ground along with the mug.
Your body twitches and spasms as you catch a passing glimpse of the coffee as your life fades away.
That single glance reveals more dimensions than numbers you can count, reflecting on its black surface.
It reflects no light yet all at the same time.
The life, death, and destruction of multiverses flash across your mind as your mind shatters.
In the end, there is no more Seymour; only a twitching pile of ash, its soul long shattered.

Ah, the complete and total annihilation of the self, such a sweet release. There is truly no better feeling.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ah, the complete and total annihilation of the self, such a sweet release. There is truly no better feeling.

*sigh*
I can’t have you dying Seymour~ You’re Danny’s rootling~
*revives*

 

[MidnightFox]

*sigh*
I can’t have you dying Seymour~ You’re Danny’s rootling~
*revives*

I changed the description of one of my abilities, though the general concept remains the same (i think)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wise choice to not look~

The first drop touches your tongue as your mouth lights on feels as it were on fire from the extreme heat.
A few more drops hit your tongue, sending you crashing to the floor, as each drop weighs more than the singularity of the largest blackholes.
The caffeine from those four drops absorb into your battered body, turning you into an incoherent loopy mess.
Your consciousness fades as your organs begin to fail…

Ah, so the usual me Could've been worse

*picks up Danny*
*heals*
*tucks into bed*
*holds hand to confort side effects of eldritch coffee*

I'm being taken care of by Her Stabbyness herself I might start drinking more of this stuff

*sigh*
I can’t have you dying Seymour~ You’re Danny’s rootling~
*revives*

My only one still I really need to start recruiting properly or Seymour will be forever my only Rootling

 

[Azure_Fog]

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I changed the description of one of my abilities, though the general concept remains the same (i think)

Fun~

I'm being taken care of by Her Stabbyness herself I might start drinking more of this stuff

If you try to I’ll tie you up and gag you~

My only one still I really need to start recruiting properly or Seymour will be forever my only Rootling

Seymour is a good girl~ She’s the only one allowed to be your rootling~
I can’t let others steal you away now~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Also, @MidnightFox1 , congratulations. You’re eldritch class now, assuming the other eldritch agree.
@Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @quagma

 

[Deleted member 146224]

If you try to I’ll tie you up and gag you~

Really? Might try it then

Seymour is a good girl~ She’s the only one allowed to be your rootling~
I can’t let others steal you away now~

Eh, it would be hard to top her as a follower anyways. Who needs more Rootlings!

Also, @MidnightFox1 , congratulations. You’re eldritch class now, assuming the other eldritch agree.
@Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @quagma

I agree

 

[SsemouyOnan]

My only one still I really need to start recruiting properly or Seymour will be forever my only Rootling

Then perhaps I should hold a Grand Student Minion Recruitment Drive for you and Lord Matcha, interested villains may participate as well! I still have more than half of my life savings to burn away, after all!

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I changed the description of one of my abilities, though the general concept remains the same (i think)

Alt Name: Gaslighting EX

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*hangs mug of “coffee”*
*Do you look in? Or, do you drink without looking?*

The coffee and I gaze at each other intensely. Only it can understand me.

Seymour is a good girl~ She’s the only one allowed to be your rootling~

Agreed

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Then perhaps I should hold a Grand Student Minion Recruitment Drive for you and Lord Matcha, interested villains may participate as well! I still have more than half of my life savings to burn away, after all!

No need, Her Stabbyness and Lord Matcha declared that you're to only one for me. You're my first and last one, Seymour. Forever. Always

 

[Azure_Fog]

The coffee and I gaze at each other intensely. Only it can understand me.

As a third rate villain, you look at the coffee and instantly go blind.
What follows is your soul breaking from seeing the life and death of infinite universes.
”Matcha” is no more, never has, and never will; erased from existence entirely.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No need, Her Stabbyness and Lord Matcha declared that you're to only one for me. You're my first and last one, Seymour. Forever. Always

Thanks but, why'd you have to proclaim that with her name? Oh no-

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Thanks but, why'd you have to proclaim that with her name? Oh no-
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Ssemouy!!!!!! IT WAS JUST A SPELLING ERROR! No! Get back here! I don't want your evil alter ego!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

As a third rate villain, you look at the coffee and instantly go blind.
What follows is your soul breaking from seeing the life and death of infinite universes.
”Matcha” is no more, never has, and never will; erased from existence entirely.

Noooooooooooooo! Matcha! I will save you!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

As a third rate villain, you look at the coffee and instantly go blind.
What follows is your soul breaking from seeing the life and death of infinite universes.
”Matcha” is no more, never has, and never will; erased from existence entirely.

*foreshadowing*

 

[MidnightFox]

Also, @MidnightFox1 , congratulations. You’re eldritch class now, assuming the other eldritch agree.
@Simple_Russian_Boi @DannyTheDaikon @quagma

Ok this is what i missed in the details and fixed some errors

 

[Azure_Fog]

Noooooooooooooo! Matcha! I will save you!

No~ He’s a threat~
You’re mine Danny. Hehe~
*ties up*
*drags away from weird green tea guy‘s corpse*

 

[Aaqil]

Henlo

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No~ He’s a threat~
You’re mine Danny. Hehe~
*ties up*
*drags away from weird green tea guy‘s corpse*

No! Your Stabbyness! You don't have to worry! I'd never betray you! Matcha is simply my handsome little bro, whom I must support and protect
*makes puppy eyes*
Can you bring him back? For me?~