SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

You’d better not be hanging around them for too long~

It's them hanging around me, Your Stabbyness! I am innocent Daikon!

*summons blackhole*
*eats Danny in various ways*
*throws enchiladas at Enigma*
*gives bread to the duck*
*gives the janitor a headache*
Is that enough chaos~?
Wait… Aren’t I supposed to be containing chaos~?
Eh, it’s not enough to be worth containing~

a bit small that chaos is, but it's your first after absence so it's understandable. You'll get to create proper chaos in no time

Okay~ Give me a bit though~
I have to find my motivate… Where did I put it again~?

Here it is, Your Stabbyness Motivate

Nooooo~
Okay fine~

Don't mind this, Danny was a little bitch from stress

Looks tasty~
Good choice~

Thank you

I don’t know how I feel about this~ I suppose I’ll just let it be for now~

If no likey, I no use Your Stabbyness oke

Okay~
*stabs Midnight*
Also, are you calling me the mother of veggies~? I thought that was your title~

Yesh I'm the Veggie Goddess It was an exclamation at what horrible thing I tried typing

HANDS OFF MY DAIKON
*kidnaps Danny*
*drags to spooky forest*
The only one you need is me Danny~ Hehe~

No wait! Stabby stabby the Fox first!

Also naturally this Daikon only belongs to Your Stabbyness

Chaos chaos~

*stabs the foxes*
You’re mine~
And only mine~ Ehe~

nyahaha! My plan is working!

So you don't want to be part of love triangle fights with me, even though we're just messing around in the forum? (Enabling Danny is fun, so i won't stop, can't stop)

I'll still get you stabbed I'll find my way nyahaha

I don't have- actually I can't even refute that one of my favorite villainesses of all time is both green-haired and a girlfailure

Now I just have to make sure to not wilt and turn brown, and my Rootling will worship me forever

 

[MidnightFox]

10:20 am and the forum is still dead

@Azure_Fog is ignoring me, apparently

 

[MidnightFox]

Want to write a chapter with me @Azure_Fog? We can call it "the Great Daikon Wars" (Treat this message as a joke if you don't want to)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

10:20 am and the forum is still dead

@Azure_Fog is ignoring me, apparently

Even the Eldritch need to sleep sometimes, Foxy For now you're stuck with me

 

[Azure_Fog]

Her Stabbyness is back! What a wonderful news to wake up to!

Hi Danny~

I'll still get you stabbed I'll find my way nyahaha

Stabbing Midnight isn’t worth the effort~

Don't mind this, Danny was a little bitch from stress

Yay~ I get to eat more Danny~
*eats*

10:20 am and the forum is still dead

@Azure_Fog is ignoring me, apparently

Ehe~

Want to write a chapter with me @Azure_Fog? We can call it "the Great Daikon Wars" (Treat this message as a joke if you don't want to)

Hmmm~ I’ll think about it~

Even the Eldritch need to sleep sometimes, Foxy For now you're stuck with me

Oi! I’m not asleep!!
I’ve just been coding for hours on end…

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hi Danny~

Hemlo

Stabbing Midnight isn’t worth the effort~

But turning MidnightFox into MasochistFox and seeing the chaos is! nyahaha

Yay~ I get to eat more Danny~
*eats*

yay!

Oi! I’m not asleep!!

You should tho

I’ve just been coding for hours on end…

 

[MidnightFox]

But turning MidnightFox into MasochistFox and seeing the chaos is! nyahaha

If "the Great Daikon Wars" does happen, it would be lore accurate for your ascension in the novel (at the very least it makes the most sense to me atm)

 

[Azure_Fog]

But turning MidnightFox into MasochistFox and seeing the chaos is! nyahaha

Maybe~
*stabs Midnight*

You should tho

I refuse~

 

[Aaqil]

Hola,

 

[Deleted member 146224]

If "the Great Daikon Wars" does happen, it would be lore accurate for your ascension in the novel (at the very least it makes the most sense to me atm)

I mean I have nothing against it, might be fun

Maybe~
*stabs Midnight*

@MidnightFox1 You've been blessed with the pleasure of Her Stabbyness' stab. Enjoy it

I refuse~

Stubborn Eldritch

Hola,

Henlo

 

[Azure_Fog]

Stubborn Eldritch

Hehehehe~
*pours coffee on Danny*
*eats*
No sleep for me~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hehehehe~
*pours coffee on Danny*
*eats*
No sleep for me~

Coffee shower! I love coffee!
This Daikon is already pretty high on caffeine so be careful, Your Stabbyness

 

[Azure_Fog]

Coffee shower! I love coffee!
This Daikon is already pretty high on caffeine so be careful, Your Stabbyness

You can’t drink my coffee~
It’s the multiversal tier eldritch stuff~ I don’t think the side effects would be good~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You can’t drink my coffee~
It’s the multiversal tier eldritch stuff~ I don’t think the side effects would be good~

Oo I love partaking in concoctions beyond my comprehensions that'll read my fleshly prison from reality! Can I pls has?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You can’t drink my coffee~
It’s the multiversal tier eldritch stuff~ I don’t think the side effects would be good~

To quote my oshi: "What's the worst that could happen~"

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It is already the fourth coffee this morning, but I definitely need another one

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oo I love partaking in concoctions beyond my comprehensions that'll read my fleshly prison from reality! Can I pls has?

Fine~
*hangs mug of “coffee”*
*Do you look in? Or, do you drink without looking?*

To quote my oshi: "What's the worst that could happen~"

Rin? Anyways, fine~
*hangs mug of “coffee”*
*Do you look in? Or, do you drink without looking?*

It is already the fourth coffee this morning, but I definitely need another one

*hangs mug of “coffee”*
*Do you look in? Or, do you drink without looking?*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Fine~
*hangs mug of “coffee”*
*Do you look in? Or, do you drink without looking?*

I'll see it while drinking anyways, bottoms up!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Rin? Anyways, fine~

Kronii... I relate to her ability to always jinx herself, so she became my oshii

*hangs mug of “coffee”*
*Do you look in? Or, do you drink without looking?*

I learned to drink without pondering the contents Cheers! *takes a big swing*

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'll see it while drinking anyways, bottoms up!

The first drop touches your tongue as your mouth lights on fire from the extreme heat.
As that single drop of coffee‘s caffeine is absorbed, you drop the ground along with the mug.
Your body twitches and spasms as you catch a passing glimpse of the coffee as your life fades away.
That single glance reveals more dimensions than numbers you can count, reflecting on its black surface.
It reflects no light yet all at the same time.
The life, death, and destruction of multiverses flash across your mind as your mind shatters.
In the end, there is no more Seymour; only a twitching pile of ash, its soul long shattered.