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SRB

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Probieren Sie es aus, russische Mann! Ich werde nach Moskau zurückkehren!, aber dieses Mal habe ich den Winter auf meiner Seite!!

Try it, Russian man! I will return to Moscow!, but this time I have winter on my side!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

ТВОЯ ЖАЛКАЯ ДУША НЕ ВЫДЕРЖИТ ИСПЫТАНИЙ ГЕНЕРАЛА МОРОЗА, НЕМКА!
YOUR PATHETIC SOUL WILL NOT WITHSTAND THE TRIALS OF GENERAL FROST, GERMAN!
*takes out a hundred of AK-47'S and starts shooting at the fox*
 

Pixytokisaki14

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RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

ТВОЯ ЖАЛКАЯ ДУША НЕ ВЫДЕРЖИТ ИСПЫТАНИЙ ГЕНЕРАЛА МОРОЗА, НЕМКА!
YOUR PATHETIC SOUL WILL NOT WITHSTAND THE TRIALS OF GENERAL FROST, GERMAN!
*takes out a hundred of AK-47'S and starts shooting at the fox*
*Hides inside a leopard 2A7V and returns fire with a depleted uranium Adamandium GKFSDS (God Killer Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) shell*
 
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*comes back*
*sees German on one side*
*sees Russian on the other*
 

RepresentingDesire

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You have a sibling? :o
Yes, a smaller brother, I dislike him, he's three years younger, we both hate to be around people that are younger or the same age as us, but that's all we have in common and I couldn't care less about him.
*comes back*
*sees German on one side*
*sees Russian on the other*
The good times can start again.
 
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*Hides inside a leopard 2A7V and returns fire with a depleted uranium Adamandium GKFSDS (God Killer Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) shell*
*takes the blow off course with a hundred cursed god bones, reduces himself in size, covering his own body in a skin tempered with 1000 degree vodka and penetrates into the tank*

Тебе некуда бежать, немецкий лис. Эта жестяная банка станет твоим гробом.
You have nowhere to run, German fox. This tin can will be your coffin.
 

SRB

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*comes back*
*sees German on one side*
*sees Russian on the other*
И ты! Пока твоя славянская мама сражается с немцами, ты пытаешься забрать их в свой гарем?! Либо пытайся сильнее, либо присоединяйся ко мне!
And you! While your slavic mama is fighting the Germans, you're trying to take them into your harem?! Either try harder or join me!
 

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I'm not sure that a few eons count as young, but all I can say is everything that happens is within the bounds of law :blob_salute:
Untill they're in their twentieth eon, they're still too young! I didn't take my eyes off you until you were sixteen eons old, so don't talk to me about age here!
 
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The good times can start again.
Eastern front 2: Electric Boogalo
Kurwa... :blob_neutral: :sweating_profusely:

И ты! Пока твоя славянская мама сражается с немцами, ты пытаешься забрать их в свой гарем?! Либо пытайся сильнее, либо присоединяйся ко мне!
And you! While your slavic mama is fighting the Germans, you're trying to take them into your harem?! Either try harder or join me!
Imma go sabotage a few factories then :blobthumbsup:

Untill they're in their twentieth eon, they're still too young! I didn't take my eyes off you until you were sixteen eons old, so don't talk to me about age here!
As far as I can tell then it's all of them then :blob_hmm_two: Also this is harem only by name, in reality I'm tricking them into worshipping me to give me more power :blob_evil: more followers, more powers for Goddess :blob_evil:
 

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As far as I can tell then it's all of them then :blob_hmm_two: Also this is harem only by name, in reality I'm tricking them into worshipping me to give me more power :blob_evil: more followers, more powers for Goddess :blob_evil:
You're tricking people into becoming your followers?

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I'm so proud of you, little Daikon! But be careful, you don't want to end up like one unlucky Aqua.
 
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You're tricking people into becoming your followers?

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I'm so proud of you, little Daikon! But be careful, you don't want to end up like one unlucky Aqua.
The first to come to my mind was Minato Aqua, but I have a feeling this isn't who you mean? :blob_hmm_two:
 
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MatchaChocolate69

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No, we are two years apart.
It's not a big age difference. You should have grown up together, so I'm surprised there's this distance. Probably you have incompatible characters and interests that are too different.

Yes, a smaller brother, I dislike him, he's three years younger, we both hate to be around people that are younger or the same age as us, but that's all we have in common and I couldn't care less about him.
Maybe I should take on the role of big brother for these lost souls?
Theoretically, it should be @Simple_Russian_Boi , but maybe he's not enough.
Jokes aside, sometimes I feel like this forum is a sanctuary where one can heal the wounds of their soul or a hell where they're deepened.
Which way should I tip the scales? :blob_hmm:

*comes back*
*sees German on one side*
*sees Russian on the other*
I love this meme, but I've always missed the sauce. Which anime is it from?

OwO
*Brings out cuffs*
I'm really trying, Pixy. But you're bringing out the naughty thoughts in me... :rolleyes:
 
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