SHF High-school Fanfic

[Pixytokisaki14]

Faculty are exempted from this care package. They recieve too many benefits as is.

Aww

 

[Sola-sama]

I'll pee on anyone who try to steal my lunch money.

 

[MidnightFox]

But stealing is bad :<

It's only bad the 1st time, you get used to it after the 2nd or 3rd time

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I'll pee on anyone who try to steal my lunch money.

That's a weird kink. But okay!

 

[MidnightFox]

I'll pee on anyone who try to steal my lunch money.

Good luck on that, i've borrowed a shotgun just a few moments ago

 

[Theirl]

I never said i was stealing anything tho!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

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I wasn't planning on stealing anything!! Whats with the "You're suspicious" stare!?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

But stealing is bad :<

The vote was actually tied, with you and Azmiran voting against, and me and Ellie voting for. Corty abstained. But then Midnight came waltzing in with an edict to pass the policy.

 

[Sola-sama]

Good luck on that, i've borrowed a shotgun just a few moments ago

Pellets won't stop my piss.

 

[Sola-sama]

But stealing is bad :<

Tell 'em!!

 

[Theirl]

Alrighty then

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I wasn't planning on stealing anything!! Whats with the "You're suspicious" stare!?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Pellets won't stop my piss.

@MidnightFox1 you need something stronger, like this!

 

[MidnightFox]

Tell 'em!!

Pellets won't stop my piss.

I'm only tempting them like the devil whispering into your ear, you're to dramatic, Oh Drama-Sama

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

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I was agreeing with the vote the student council!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

While Danny delves into realms of grand endeavors, her presence will be scarce. Fear not, for the magnanimous Lord Matcha shall uphold the spirit of depravity and cringeness in her stead. Muhahahaha!
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/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

Spoiler: for my cute onee-san

Gambatte, onee-san! I'm rooting for you!

Thank you, Lord Matcha! I knew I can count on you in need. Please take care of my Rootling for me and maybe train her oral skills, so she doesn't lose to Theirl anymore

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Oh yeah, about that. The Journalism Club has been meaning to ask if you and @TheMonotonePuppet have any exciting news about the upcoming death game? We're planning to feature it on the next issue

Edit: Lmao she got mentioned 3 times in a row.

Oh yes. The Stars are deeply looking forward to the play us miserable actors, @MidnightFox1 and I, are putting on for them.

Here's a hint for the Journalism Club.

There will be much red on the floor.
And despite the diversity of our school, only red to spill.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Your believe is wrong.

Also, you can no longer steal my lunch money because @ElliePorter and @RepresentingEnvy have stolen them mwuahahah

I will steal your organs.

 

[MidnightFox]

I was agreeing with the vote the student council!

I'm part of the council

 

[Theirl]

I was agreeing with the vote the student council!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Faculty are exempted from this care package. They recieve too many benefits as is.

Bruh we don't even get paid to deal with your bullshit , what are we supposed to do if we don't tax the students?