SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

I got that all on voice recording baby. Im tellin matcha

You can't. You don't exist.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

You can't. You don't exist.

@MatchaChocolate69 Semouy is saying bad things about you!

 

[MidnightFox]

@MatchaChocolate69 Semouy is saying bad things about you!

Are you a student or a teacher in the school cuz i can't find you in the glossary

 

[Azure_Fog]

Are you a student or a teacher in the school cuz i can't find you in the glossary

Pixy is this thing known as a reader~

 

[MidnightFox]

Pixy is this thing known as a reader~

And a police officer ?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

That's an interesting idea, do we have other sentient vegetables aside from @DannyTheDaikon?

Depends on many things.

A suspect is presented as innocent until proven guilty, sooooo

Yes but refusal of evidence can always happen.

I believe most of us are capable of creating sentient vegetables if we hit hard enough... Not exactly the most responsive tho

If you halluzinatione hard enough everything can become sentient and they are already alive at some point anyway.

You can't. You don't exist.

What a copycat.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Are you a student or a teacher in the school cuz i can't find you in the glossary

I think I should message Corty on being the security guard or something. Maybe the PE teacher huheheheh

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Neve mind PE teacher it is.
Im gonna make those staff Sargents from the marines look like puppies heheheheh

 

[SsemouyOnan]

What a copycat.

Hey I simply spoke the truth, Pixy doesn't exist inside SHHS (yet)

 

[MidnightFox]

Hey I simply spoke the truth, Pixy doesn't exist inside SHHS (yet)

She will exist now

I think I should message Corty on being the security guard or something. Maybe the PE teacher huheheheh

DEW IT

Neve mind PE teacher it is.
Im gonna make those staff Sargents from the marines look like puppies heheheheh

Pixy pulling @ArcadiaBlade by the ear for kidnapping lolies i can imagine it already

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Spoiler: ( ﾟヮﾟ)

Ekhm... Danny is currently occupied with matters of great importance and for the time being won't be very active

Considering the picture you used to wake up Comrade Seymour... I don't know how to feel about the knowledge that you think about DTD as your sister.

While Danny delves into realms of grand endeavors, her presence will be scarce. Fear not, for the magnanimous Lord Matcha shall uphold the spirit of depravity and cringeness in her stead. Muhahahaha!
˝/\__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠᯽≖‿⁠≖)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

Spoiler: for my cute onee-san

Gambatte, onee-san! I'm rooting for you!

Because you're not a third rate like @MatchaChocolate69, he doesn't deserve you

Oi, I won't accept this Lord Matcha slander! He might be third rate(don't tell him that), but he's very good at it!

Good thing I have an alter ego to blame everything on! She is the one who dared to call Lord Matcha third rate, yes, mhm.

@MatchaChocolate69 Semouy is saying bad things about you!

Ah, Seymour, always quick to leap to my defense, even if it's with a backhanded compliment. Worry not, for I, Lord Matcha, am too grand to be tarnished by mere words. And Pixytoki, your vigilance is noted and appreciated.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Because you're not a third rate like @MatchaChocolate69, he doesn't deserve you

Oi, I won't accept this Lord Matcha slander! He might be third rate(don't tell him that), but he's very good at it!

Good thing I have an alter ego to blame everything on! She is the one who dared to call Lord Matcha third rate, yes, mhm.

@MatchaChocolate69 Semouy is saying bad things about you!

Matcha is like fast food junk food; everyone trashes it and speaks ill of it, but deep down, they can't resist its lasciviousness and satisfying taste.
In secret and away from prying eyes, everyone is ready to devour it.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

While Danny delves into realms of grand endeavors, her presence will be scarce. Fear not, for the magnanimous Lord Matcha shall uphold the spirit of depravity and cringeness in her stead. Muhahahaha!
˝/\__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠᯽≖‿⁠≖)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

Spoiler: for my cute onee-san

Gambatte, onee-san! I'm rooting for you!

Ah, Seymour, always quick to leap to my defense, even if it's with a backhanded compliment. Worry not, for I, Lord Matcha, am too grand to be tarnished by mere words. And Pixytoki, your vigilance is noted and appreciated.

You can call me Pixy! Also can i have some more left over chocolates?

 

[MidnightFox]

While Danny delves into realms of grand endeavors, her presence will be scarce. Fear not, for the magnanimous Lord Matcha shall uphold the spirit of depravity and cringeness in her stead. Muhahahaha!
˝/\__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠᯽≖‿⁠≖)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

Spoiler: for my cute onee-san

Gambatte, onee-san! I'm rooting for you!

Ah, Seymour, always quick to leap to my defense, even if it's with a backhanded compliment. Worry not, for I, Lord Matcha, am too grand to be tarnished by mere words. And Pixytoki, your vigilance is noted and appreciated.

Matcha is like fast food junk food; everyone trashes it and speaks ill of it, but deep down, they can't resist its lasciviousness and satisfying taste.
In secret and away from prying eyes, everyone is ready to devour it.

And why did you quite the exact same messages twice?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

And why did you quite the exact same messages twice?

I think he got lazy

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

And why did you quite the exact same messages twice?

I accidentally posted the post before I finished it, so I wrote another one.

You can call me Pixy! Also can i have some more left over chocolates?

Sure, Pixy! How do you like it?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Sure, Pixy! How do you like it?

Mmmmm creamy, I like the Milky Chocolates and the ones with nuts.
Edit: I just realized how wrong this sounds

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Lord Matcha shall uphold the spirit of depravity and cringeness in her stead. Muhahahaha!

Umm, Lord Matcha, I'm sure everyone appreciates the thought, but I do hope you realize what sort of depravity goddess daikon gets up to.

 

[MidnightFox]

Umm, Lord Matcha, I'm sure everyone appreciates the thought, but I do hope you realize what sort of depravity goddess daikon gets up to.

Context? Logic? Morality? They belong in the trash, this forum is meant for chaos

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Context? Logic? And SFW? They belong in the trash, this forum is meant for chaos

WOOOO CHAOS
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