SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

*approaches*
*pat pat* Don't cry, firend You want some daikon slices? I have just cut some freshly *offers daikon on a platter*

…
*pulls out knife*
*stabs self*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Thank you, little Daikon. I will teach you everything that you need to know.
*doesn't cry. I am not crying! You're crying!*

Yay! Teach me mommy! *is confused why everybody is crying**except for that one shadowy figure who's just sleeping*

That's your first Rootling, little Daikon Goddess. Your most faithful follower.

Wassa "Rootling"? Sounds cute... Can I give hugs?

Something like that...

I see... Well, If I forgot means it wasn't important

 

[Deleted member 146224]

…
*pulls out knife*
*stabs self*

*grabs the dagger*
Do you think I'll let you off the hook so easily, Little Goddess. You tried to get to the Almighty Essence of the Universe. You tried to get my power through this vessel called Danny. You are playing with fire, Little Goddess. I shall remember that. As a punishment, I will take what you cherish so much. I will take away your masochist from you. This shall be done.
*disintegrates the dagger*
*closes the black hole*
*releases Empty Daikon*
Err... So you want the daikon or not?

 

[SRB]

Wassa "Rootling"? Sounds cute... Can I give hugs?

You can do everything you want, just don't take food from strangers. And from one fairy that gives everyone gummy bears. They're not that good.

I see... Well, If I forgot means it wasn't important

It is important, you just... Forgot. Her name is Azure_Fog, she loves stabbing people.

 

[SRB]

*grabs the dagger*
Do you think I'll let you off the hook so easily, Little Goddess. You tried to get to the Almighty Essence of the Universe. You tried to get my power through this vessel called Danny. You are playing with fire, Little Goddess. I shall remember that. As a punishment, I will take what you cherish so much. I will take away your masochist from you. This shall be done.
*disintegrates the dagger*
*closes the black hole*
*releases Empty Daikon*
Err... So you want the daikon or not?

 

[Azure_Fog]

*grabs the dagger*
Do you think I'll let you off the hook so easily, Little Goddess. You tried to get to the Almighty Essence of the Universe. You tried to get my power through this vessel called Danny. You are playing with fire, Little Goddess. I shall remember that. As a punishment, I will take what you cherish so much. I will take away your masochist from you. This shall be done.
*disintegrates the dagger*
*closes the black hole*
*releases Empty Daikon*
Err... So you want the daikon or not?

…
*summons dagger*
*slices stomach open*
*rips out intestines etc*
*cuts out heart*
*crushes still beating heart*
*summons 12,157,665,459,056,928,801 copies of Scarlet Apple targeted on my position*
*blows up anything remaining with a kilonova*
*ceases to exist*

 

[LuoirM]

*woke up*
*frantically note more down*

 

[SRB]

What in the actual fuck is happening



@DannyTheDaikon want some vodka...?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

…
*summons dagger*
*slices stomach open*
*rips out intestines etc*
*cuts out heart*
*crushes still beating heart*
*summons 12,157,665,459,056,928,801 copies of Scarlet Apple targeted on my position*
*blows up anything remaining with a kilonova*
*ceases to exist*

You will not.
*nullifies everything*
*sighs*
Maybe this was too big of a punishment for you...
*puts the correct soul back into the Empty Daikon*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

starts humming the ballad from the newspaper

 

[SRB]

You will not.
*nullifies everything*
*sighs*
Maybe this was too big of a punishment for you...
*puts the correct soul back into the Empty Daikon*

Danny?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You can do everything you want, just don't take food from strangers. And from one fairy that gives everyone gummy bears. They're not that good.

Yay! I can do anythin--

It is important, you just... Forgot. Her name is Azure_Fog, she loves stabbing people.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Danny?

What did I miss? I just took a short nap...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

starts humming the ballad from the newspaper

So you are awake?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

What in the actual fuck is happening

Apparently we all decided to collectively cripple ourselves and then the All Mother of Root Vegetables just descends on the school for some reason.

So you are awake?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Apparently we all decided to collectively cripple ourselves and then the All Mother of Root Vegetables just descends on the school for some reason.

I just remember being sucked dry and not in a nice way... Also smooching my Rootling acceptable way And planning to murder Marge the Math Teacher with SRB

Oi! Sleeping Beauty... *pokes with a stick* Eeh... I guess it's time to find another Rootling. There are no pure-hearted Villains in this school

@Azure_Fog I know you're watching

 

[SRB]

Hmmm...

Am I evil? Do I even have a heart for it to be pure? Ah, I have several, nice.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmmm...

Am I evil? Do I even have a heart for it to be pure? Ah, I have several, nice.

Do it

 

[SRB]

*smooches on the forehead*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Azure...?