SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Mmmmm mmhh!

*waters again*
*prepares more water*
Hehehe~
*turns tools up by 1% (52% total)*
*adds more water as necessary*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*waters again*
*prepares more water*
Hehehe~
*turns tools up by 1% (52% total)*
*adds more water as necessary*

MMMMMMMM!!!!! mmmmmm! mmmmmm! MMMMMMMMM!
*is slowly becoming broken*

 

[Azure_Fog]

MMMMMMMM!!!!! mmmmmm! mmmmmm! MMMMMMMMM!
*is slowly becoming broken*

I don’t know if that’s a good thing~
*removes gag so you can answer*
Shall we continue~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I don’t know if that’s a good thing~
*removes gag so you can answer*
Shall we continue~?

oʇɐʇoԀ oʇɐʇɐԀ ǝɔᴉu ǝɥǝɥ ssǝɹʇsᴉW ǝɥǝɥ

 

[Azure_Fog]

oʇɐʇoԀ oʇɐʇɐԀ ǝɔᴉu ǝɥǝɥ ssǝɹʇsᴉW ǝɥǝɥ

No~? Okay~
*turns off juicing tools*
*undos bindings*
Take a stretch break~ We’re halfway done and trying 53% next~ (unless you refuse~)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No~? Okay~
*turns off juicing tools*
*undos bindings*
Take a stretch break~ We’re halfway done and trying 53% next~ (unless you refuse~)

*walks away confused*
*crashes into a wall*
*continues walking*
*crashes into a bucket and falls*
ʎɐʞo ɯ,I
*keeps walking*
*walks into a dark pit*
*falls*
*dies but brain dead*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*walks away confused*
*crashes into a wall*
*continues walking*
*crashes into a bucket and falls*
ʎɐʞo ɯ,I
*keeps walking*
*walks into a dark pit*
*falls*
*dies but brain dead*

That was unexpected~
*revives*
Here~ Take sone tea to recover~
*hands a cup of blue tea brewed with human souls. It’s appearance is misty~*

 

[SRB]

Hol up, if you're Danny's father and Corty is her mother, does that mean-?

That's a great question!

I don't know.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That was unexpected~
*revives*
Here~ Take sone tea to recover~
*hands a cup of blue tea brewed with human souls. It’s appearance is misty~*

¡ɐǝʇ ǝɯ ǝʌɐƃ ssǝɹʇsᴉW
*takes a sip*

...Your Stabbyness... In this relationship, please, let me be the one to do the cooking...

 

[Azure_Fog]

¡ɐǝʇ ǝɯ ǝʌɐƃ ssǝɹʇsᴉW
*takes a sip*

...Your Stabbyness... In this relationship, please, let me be the one to do the cooking...

At least you recovered~? And what do you mean!!! That tea is great!!

 

[SRB]

Hol up, if you're Danny's father and Corty is her mother, does that mean-?

@Corty are we divorced Slavic parents?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Wake up or I'll keep smooching you

Guh... I'm being crushed by a giant daikon

 

[Deleted member 146224]

At least you recovered~?

It did some molecular restructuration, that surprisingly did not end with me dying. I don't know if I recovered however. Feels kinda funny...

And what do you mean!!! That tea is great!!

...yes... Very good tea. Delicious. Mm... yes.

 

[Corty]

@Corty are we divorced Slavic parents?

we were 2young

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Guh... I'm being crushed by a giant daikon

*whispers to ear* Wake up or I'll tell Luoir to suck your toes

 

[Azure_Fog]

It did some molecular restructuration, that surprisingly did not end with me dying. I don't know if I recovered however. Feels kinda funny...

Okay~ Let’s continue with daikon juicing then~
*casts binding magic*
*casts gagging magic*
*throws in basement*
*raises juicing tools to 53%*
*starts watering daikon*

...yes... Very good tea. Delicious. Mm... yes.

I’m glad you agree~ As I reward I’ll turn the toolsup an extra 0.05%~
*turns juicing tools up to 53.05%*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*whispers to ear* Wake up or I'll tell Luoir to suck your toes

. . .

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Okay~ Let’s continue with daikon juicing then~
*casts binding magic*
*casts gagging magic*
*throws in basement*
*raises juicing tools to 53%*
*starts watering daikon*

I’m glad you agree~ As I reward I’ll turn the toolsup an extra 0.05%~
*turns juicing tools up to 53.05%*

*starts crawling deeper into the basement*
Where are the rats... let them kill me with math... End my suffering...
*starts calling for rats*
*spawns cheese with a 2+2=5 written on it*
Come and get me Marge

. . .

Waet? Rootling refuses to wake up even though I am a pure-hearted Villainess. I need to prove her my villainy

 

[Azure_Fog]

*starts crawling deeper into the basement*
Where are the rats... let them kill me with math... End my suffering...
*starts calling for rats*
*spawns cheese with a 2+2=5 written on it*
Come and get me Marge

How are you speaking~? And moving~? I gagged and bound you~
*reties bindings*
*strengthens gag*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

How are you speaking~? And moving~? I gagged and bound you~
*reties bindings*
*strengthens gag*

You leave me no choice...

Spoiler

*spawns CILANTRO in front of you. A giant sentient CILANTRO. It's coming to get you...*