SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

So it wasn't you either Someone out there is craving a daikon and I'm scared

Hehehe~
*casts binding magic*
It’s daikon juicing time~

Ara~ Good morning to you too, Your Stabbyness Your humble servant is awake

Morning~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Huh. That was a one in a million chance. Guess she's unlucky today.

don't pull any gatchas today, my Rootling... nothing good is coming

Hehehe~
*casts binding magic*
It’s daikon juicing time~

kyaa~ is it for moonshine?

 

[Azure_Fog]

kyaa~ is it for moonshine?

I don’t know how to make it~ I’ll just get Russian to~
I just need to juice the daikon first~
*prepare juicing tools*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I don’t know how to make it~ I’ll just get Russian to~
I just need to juice the daikon first~
*prepare juicing tools*

j-juicing tools... Y-yes, Your Stabbyness... this Daikon... will be juiced

 

[Azure_Fog]

j-juicing tools... Y-yes, Your Stabbyness... this Daikon... will be juiced

*turns on juicing tools to 50%*
Hehehehe~
Daikon alcohol~ I can get drunk on Danny~
(please ignore the fact I’d have to drink so much I’d turn into a black hole~)

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*turns on juicing tools to 50%*
Hehehehe~

ghhhhh....this.... is....FfFiiinneeeee.... I'm.... aliVe

Daikon alcohol~ I can get drunk on Danny~
(please ignore the fact I’d have to drink so much I’d turn into a black hole~)

Sounds to me like you already got drunk on your love for this Daikon a few hours ago, Your Stabbyness ehehe~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Sounds to me like you already got drunk on your love for this Daikon a few hours ago, Your Stabbyness ehehe~

That. Never. Happened.
*tightens bindings*
*adds spikes to the bindings*

 

[SRB]

@DannyTheDaikon, please, kiss @SsemouyOnan on the forehead so she could wake up

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That. Never. Happened.
*tightens bindings*
*adds spikes to the bindings*

ghyahahah!... Naturally!...never... happened... never... seen... cuddly... Your Stabbyness.... ghhhh
*mumbles*itwasverycutetho*mumbles*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@DannyTheDaikon, please, kiss @SsemouyOnan on the forehead so she could wake up

My Rootling! I have come to save you!
*leans over to smooch on a forehead*

 

[Azure_Fog]

ghyahahah!... Naturally!...never... happened... never... seen... cuddly... Your Stabbyness.... ghhhh
*mumbles*itwasverycutetho*mumbles*

Somebody needs to be silenced~
*casts gagging spell*

@Simple_Russian_Boi how much daikon juice do I need to make a shot of 253826% alcohol daikon vodka~?

 

[SRB]

Somebody needs to be silenced~
*casts gagging spell*

@Simple_Russian_Boi how much daikon juice do I need to make a shot of 253826% alcohol daikon vodka~?

... Math. My worst enemy.

Let me do some cooking, gonna be back in a bit.

 

[Azure_Fog]

... Math. My worst enemy.

Let me do some cooking, gonna be back in a bit.

Okay~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

My Rootling! I have come to save you!
*leans over to smooch on a forehead*

hehe... is dreaming of villanous sheep

 

[SRB]

Somebody needs to be silenced~
*casts gagging spell*

@Simple_Russian_Boi how much daikon juice do I need to make a shot of 253826% alcohol daikon vodka~?

One hundred grams of Daikon juice is needed per liter of vodka. We need to make an extract from both to achieve the desired purity and a little Eldritch magic to go beyond 100%.

I would say we need 2600 liters of Daikon juice, considering the possible losses during cooking.

 

[Azure_Fog]

hehe... is dreaming of villanous sheep

*stabs sheep*
*starts cooking sheep right next to Seymour*

One hundred grams of Daikon juice is needed per liter of vodka. We need to make an extract from both to achieve the desired purity and a little Eldritch magic to go beyond 100%.

I would say we need 2600 liters of Daikon juice, considering the possible losses during cooking.

Okay~ Seems like Danny has her work cut out for her~ I’ll have to clone some juice though…

 

[SRB]

One hundred grams of Daikon juice is needed per liter of vodka. We need to make an extract from both to achieve the desired purity and a little Eldritch magic to go beyond 100%.

I would say we need 2600 liters of Daikon juice, considering the possible losses during cooking.

We also need 130 liters of honey and a drop of lemon juice, for taste.

 

[Azure_Fog]

We also need 130 liters of honey and a a drop of lemon juice, for taste.

Hmmm… Okay~
Well, here’s a Prince Rupert‘s drop of lemon juice~ I think that should work~
As for the honey? I stole some from the interdimensonal bees~ That‘s fine, right~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

hehe... is dreaming of villanous sheep

Wake up, Princess Rootling. Your Villainess has come to save you ehehehe

 

[SRB]

Hmmm… Okay~
Well, here’s a Prince Rupert‘s drop of lemon juice~ I think that should work~
As for the honey? I stole some from the interdimensonal bees~ That‘s fine, right~?

Eh, worked with better and worse materials, it'll do.