SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

we are back to our regularly scheduled program

Hi Seymour~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*breaks hug*
*pulls out more knives*
*begins stabbing*

kyaa~ even more stabbing?! aaAha~ *counts stabs: multiple* *somehow still not dead* OoOoohhhh... am I getting stronger?

we are back to our regularly scheduled program

Goo moarning

 

[SRB]

Goo moarning

You lost the D.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You lost the D.

I never had it in the first place

 

[Azure_Fog]

OoOoohhhh... am I getting stronger?

Yes~

You lost the D.

Her brain’s a bit incoherent due to me eating her~ Sorry~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yes~

Yay! Daikon is getting stronger! Soon I'll be able to survive even stronger stabs nya!

Her brain’s a bit incoherent due to me eating her~ Sorry~

there was never a d in a first place I'm very coherent! Soup! HA!

 

[SRB]

I never had it in the first place

Wha- Oh. Oh no, I fell right into a trap.

Her brain’s a bit incoherent due to me eating her~ Sorry~

You eating brains now? They're not that good for your nervous system.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wha- Oh. Oh no, I fell right into a trap.

Nya! You fell for my acts of evil! Daikon so stronk

 

[Azure_Fog]

there was never a d in a first place I'm very coherent! Soup! HA!

Hmm~ Seems I need to try harder then~
*stabs*
*eats more*

You eating brains now? They're not that good for your nervous system.

No~

 

[SRB]

No~

Okay then, Comrade! Be safe while practicing cannibalism.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Okay then, Comrade! Be safe while practicing cannibalism.

But it’s not cannibalism~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hmm~ Seems I need to try harder then~
*stabs*
*eats more*

AaAAaaaaahHh~ Your Stabbyness... SooOOoo skilled...with the knife~ I gives me so... munch... hehe... when... the apple... stabby... heart... ghhh... *dies*

 

[SRB]

But it’s not cannibalism~?

Be safe while practicing woman-eating and daikon-eating.

 

[Azure_Fog]

AaAAaaaaahHh~ Your Stabbyness... SooOOoo skilled...with the knife~ I gives me so... munch... hehe... when... the apple... stabby... heart... ghhh... *dies*

*revives*
The first course is over~
*makes moon full*
Ehehehe~

Be safe while practicing woman-eating and daikon-eating.

Okay~
Edit: Safe is anything I can’t reverse~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*revives*
The first course is over~
*makes moon full*
Ehehehe~

? ??

Okay~
Edit: Safe is anything I can’t reverse~

How is it safe when you can't reverse it?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Goo moarning

Hi Seymour~

I was watching since the beginning

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I was watching since the beginning

Sneaky Rootling likes to watch, naruhodo...

 

[Azure_Fog]

How is it safe when you can't reverse it?

Wrong way~ I mean safe is anything I can reverse~

? ??

*nom*
Hmmm~ I’m thirsty~
*fills glass will daikon juices*
Hehe~ delicious~

I was watching since the beginning

I see~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wrong way~ I mean safe is anything I can reverse~

Ah, that makes more sense. My suspicions were correct. It seems that I can understand, Your Stabbyness better and better

*nom*
Hmmm~ I’m thirsty~
*fills glass will daikon juices*
Hehe~ delicious~

This Daikon is happy to provide Your Stabbyness with so much nutrition Please eat me more, Your Stabbyness *secretly getting stronger*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Sneaky Rootling likes to watch, naruhodo...

I thought that was a pretty established fact. Watching villains is my favorite hobby! I've memorized the daily schedules of every one, including the amount of time they spend sleeping! (If at all)