SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Because I am, you silly daikon~

That also surprises me, but I can't complain. After all I'm born of Chaos, so that means that you need to contain me, Your Stabbyness

Goddess daikon, my abilities are better suited for the role of assistant secretary. I can't really contain chaos, chaos contains me
It's also easier to tamper with valuable documents that way

Humu humu If you need more Chaos then I shall provide, my Rootling!

 

[Azure_Fog]

That also surprises me, but I can't complain. After all I'm born of Chaos, so that means that you need to contain me, Your Stabbyness

I see~
*casts binding magic*
*drags to interrogation room*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I see~
*casts binding magic*
*drags to interrogation room*

Oh? Are we going to have an interrogation play?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh? Are we going to have an interrogation play?

Depends on how fast you talk~
*ties to chair*

 

[SRB]

Chinese New Year

Ah. Didn't know that. Now I do.

Time to start matchmaking arc for Boi

These always end in the MC being alone tho...

Comrade... That's a dangerous path you're going down on...
but should fate be willing, come step inside this seedy basement I found

As a last resort, Comrade. As a last resort.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Depends on how fast you talk~
*ties to chair*

Ara~ So you're the bad cop? *acts tough* You'll never get anything from me! Nya!

Ah. Didn't know that. Now I do.

These always end in the MC being alone tho...

Not when I'm the supporting character! We will find you a Simple_Russian_Girl in this school! This I proclaim!

 

[SRB]

Oh? Are we going to have an interrogation play?

Depends on how fast you talk~
*ties to chair*

Now here are thirty pages of your flirting! Stop it! Marry eachother and @Voidiris again already!

Think about your sad, lonely Comrades!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Now here are thirty pages of your flirting! Stop it! Marry eachother and @Voidiris again already!

Think about your sad, lonely Comrades!

I refuse.

 

[SRB]

Ara~ So you're the bad cop? *acts tough* You'll never get anything from me! Nya!




Not when I'm the supporting character! We will find you a Simple_Russian_Girl in this school! This I proclaim!

I take what I said back, you can continue flirting

I refuse.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I take what I said back, you can continue flirting

We should canonize this with a chapter

I'm not into triangles. My favorite geometrical figure is a line between 2 points. Doesn't have to be straight

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ara~ So you're the bad cop? *acts tough* You'll never get anything from me! Nya!

I wouldn’t be so sure about that~
*pulls out large drawer of interrogation “tools”*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

As a last resort, Comrade. As a last resort.

The basement is open for you anytime comrade. I'm always ready to pretend to be an obsessive British yandere for the homies.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Doesn't have to be straight

Squiggles are superior~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I wouldn’t be so sure about that~
*pulls out large drawer of interrogation “tools”*

*tries not to be excited* Ara~ I'm still not telling you anything You'll never get from me who stole the cookies!

Squiggles are superior~

Naturally Azure gets it

The basement is open for you anytime comrade. I'm always ready to pretend to be an obsessive British yandere for the homies.

to pretend

My Rootling has a fabulous acting skills!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*tries not to be excited* Ara~ I'm still not telling you anything You'll never get from me who stole the cookies!

Right~ Right~
*starts turning up interrogation tools*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Right~ Right~
*starts turning up interrogation tools*

HA! Bring it on, Officer! You'll see how resistant a Daikon can be

 

[Azure_Fog]

HA! Bring it on, Officer! You'll see how resistant a Daikon can be

But your constitution isn’t strong enough~
*turns tools to the max*
You can’t beat my reality breaking tools~ And I haven’t even started with the knives yet~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

But your constitution isn’t strong enough~
*turns tools to the max*
You can’t beat my reality breaking tools~ And I haven’t even started with the knives yet~

*gasps* I will endure for the knives! Even if I have to survive the reality being broken!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*gasps* I will endure for the knives! Even if I have to survive the reality being broken!

Well~ I‘ll just watch for a few hours first~
*turns tools up past max*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Well~ I‘ll just watch for a few hours first~
*turns tools up past max*

I'm... I'll... gahhh... I.... will.... prevail... ghhhaa... *dies but partially*