SHF High-school Fanfic

[RepresentingDesire]

Nah that'd be quoting Satan, I'm worse. I'm an edgelord who's actually thinks he's good

Wasn't a definition, someone who says things to be cool?
And I think at least the Satanic temple has some good points like

Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

 

[LuoirM]

Wasn't a definition, someone who says things to be cool?
And I think at least the Satanic temple has some good points like

Yeah... the joke was I'm saying I'm also; an edgelord, just worse cus I quote religious stuff.
I'm not on any grounds to comment on any religious text, I for one just learned the difference between Dharma and Tao yesterday. I'm not saying any or whatever is bad or good, but there are certain demographics that liked to quote 'em

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Why does your alter ego sound hot?

*is tempted to steal the sinckers* Maybe... Maybe we should let the other Seymour stretch her legs every once in a while?

That wasn't entirely my alter ego, though? I'm gonna pretend that second part isn't there, it's either me or her.

Only 11d~?

By that point I would have declared that there are only 11 dimensions for the sake of brevity, so that's as high as we can go sadly

 

[Azure_Fog]

That wasn't entirely my alter ego, though? I'm gonna pretend that second part isn't there, it's either me or her.

By that point I would have declared that there are only 11 dimensions for the sake of brevity, so that's as high as we can go sadly

I see…

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Ain't I helpful?

No, you were even kind.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That wasn't entirely my alter ego, though? I'm gonna pretend that second part isn't there, it's either me or her.

Naturally it's always you for me, My dear Rootling! It was nothing but a jest

 

[Nahrenne]

I can I only like the standard things! Compared to some of you I'm vanilla, dang it!

'-'
What flavour would I be for ice cream, I wonder?

I wonder what kind of music Nahrenne likes.

'-'
I wonder that, too...
It's such an eclectic mix of genres.

Anime, game, film, tv series music
Symphonic rock
Some rock
Classical
A very small amount of K-Pop
Baroque pop (kind of)
Electro-swing
40's music
80's music
Etc...

Oh... Clever I was about to suggest that pile of ropes I stole borrowed from Luoir, but magic works as well

'-'
I personally wouldn't go anywhere near anything owned by him...
...he might have licked it.

@DannyTheDaikon
Enough with the teasing; things are getting too hot. I want the smut chapter.

'-'
How did we go from a masochist being repeatedly murdered to smut?

Vodka is still good. But my head hurts.

*gives you some jasmine tea*
*massages your head*
Hope the hangover goes away

Naturally, there no other place I'd rather be This Daikon found it's Mistress

Spoken like the masochistic sub you are

Y'know considering the past 10 pages have been full of uh, explicit interactions between Azure and Danny. I'm wondering if it would be best for my subsequent in-character breakdown to turn me into a villainess because goddess daikon seems beyond saving, or just make me explode repeatedly explode to spare me the cringe and end my suffering at the same time

'-'
*huggles*
You always have @MatchaChocolate69

Nooooo!!!! My Rootling!!!! I'm not any less evil! I just enjoy my daily torture! Azure is very skilled at it, it's not my fault!

At this point, isn't it half-hourly torture at the least?

Mm, you're right. As long as I have my Stabstress I have everything I need

*notes down DTD doesn't need huggles anymore*

You're leading her toward that conc-

conc-...?

What was the word?
'-'
*genuinely doesn't know and is now curious*

so I'm opening up gradually like anal probe,

'-'
Are you speaking from experience or fantasy?

Why does your alter ego sound hot?

X

 

[LuoirM]

Are you speaking from experience or fantasy?

I won't talk unless I have my lawyer.

 

[Nahrenne]

I won't talk unless I have my lawyer.

I'll take that to mean it's both, then...

X

 

[LuoirM]

I have some... insights, yes.

 

[Nahrenne]

I have some... insights, yes.

'-'
How explorative of you.

X

 

[RepresentingDesire]

'-'
How explorative of you.

X

I support that, I guess?

 

[Nahrenne]

*puts several large blankets on the lawn*
*places several baskets on the blankets*
*opens a basket and takes out crockery, cutlery, and serviettes*
*opens other baskets and takes out quiches, sandwiches, pies, pasta salads, cheese salads, coleslaw, sliced roast chicken, sliced roast beef, baguettes, butter, a selection of cheeses, a selection of cured meats, fruit, jams, chutneys, sausage rolls, cheese scones, fruit scones, plain scones, whipped cream, clotted cream, a selection of desserts*

Anyone up for a picnic?

X

 

[LuoirM]

*puts several large blankets on the lawn*
*places several baskets on the blankets*
*opens a basket and takes out crockery, cutlery, and serviettes*
*opens other baskets and takes out quiches, sandwiches, pies, pasta salads, cheese salads, coleslaw, sliced roast chicken, sliced roast beef, baguettes, butter, a selection of cheeses, a selection of cured meats, fruit, jams, chutneys, sausage rolls, cheese scones, fruit scones, plain scones, whipped cream, clotted cream, a selection of desserts*

Anyone up for a picnic?

X

*bring momma's sweet fish sauce contained in a small bottle*

I'm boutta blow y'all mind with how good this taste with savory stuff

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

'-'
How did we go from a masochist being repeatedly murdered to smut?

It is indeed a long story. Here is a summary with the voices of the protagonists.

But we are two worlds apart
Can’t reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

when Nahrenne isn't watching

you have other juices besides blood~

Please punish me,

Good job~

kyaa~

kyaa~

ahh kyyaaa~

I'm trying to be a good Daikon, but then the Naughty Eldritch comes in and tests me

Kyaaa~ ah, Your Stabbyness I'm being spoiled today~

You are tempting me again,

Ehehehehe~

being called delicious

I wonder if what else could you be using...

Well, she does shove things inside me, alright...

Hmmm~

Most certainly~ I’m very excited for it~

I end up inside her

Then when she feels like ****ing me the ****** penetrates...

it naturally ends up inside me. Apparently other items are being used

body fluids you release during it

Ara~

You’re my dinner~

kyaa~... Your Stabbyness, it's my greatest pleasure to get *****ed by surprise

*moans* kyaa~ just once?

Maybe~ Well, since you’re in bed I guess the fun can start~

Hmmm~

kyaa~ *was into that* I see you're getting more daring lately

Yes~

I completly forgot that they are fucking each other noew.

Marriage is overrated. Being ******** and eaten is the hot stuff now

I'm too good with GL

 

[Deleted member 146224]

'-'
What flavour would I be for ice cream, I wonder?

Hmm... I can imagine being it one of the classic flavors but with a unique spin on it

'-'
I personally wouldn't go anywhere near anything owned by him...
...he might have licked it.

That's why I purified it with magic It would be a waste of a perfectly fine rope otherwise

'-'
How did we go from a masochist being repeatedly murdered to smut?

For this Daikon there's no difference

Spoken like the masochistic sub you are

Yes, that's me

At this point, isn't it half-hourly torture at the least?

We both need to sleep sometimes, so it would average more to an hourly torture

*notes down DTD doesn't need huggles anymore*

Nooooo! I still need my huggles!

*puts several large blankets on the lawn*
*places several baskets on the blankets*
*opens a basket and takes out crockery, cutlery, and serviettes*
*opens other baskets and takes out quiches, sandwiches, pies, pasta salads, cheese salads, coleslaw, sliced roast chicken, sliced roast beef, baguettes, butter, a selection of cheeses, a selection of cured meats, fruit, jams, chutneys, sausage rolls, cheese scones, fruit scones, plain scones, whipped cream, clotted cream, a selection of desserts*

Anyone up for a picnic?

X

I just woke up from a nap so another nap a picnic would be very nice

 

[LuoirM]

It is indeed a long story. Here is a summary with the voices of the protagonists.

Thank you for this.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

It is indeed a long story. Here is a summary with the voices of the protagonists.

And you said you're not good with GL Masterpiece!

 

[SRB]

*gives you some jasmine tea*
*massages your head*
Hope the hangover goes away

Thank you very much, Comrade.

And yes, I'm up for a picnic. I'll bring twenty kilograms of barbecue, chicken and vegetarian options.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*huggles*
You always have @MatchaChocolate69

*huggles back while slowly being disintegrated from pure maiden energy*
While I'm not the type to be satisfied with only one benefactor, it is true that Lord Matcha adheres to the standards of a proper villain and doesn't do silly things such as...

It is indeed a long story. Here is a summary with the voices of the protagonists.

Lord Matcha, sincerely... Why?