Are you an old fuddy-duddy? Try this quirky quiz!

[MatchaChocolate69]

Rigorously made and "carefully" screened for bias, Puppet Inc. has a test for how old you are. Those who are 12 years old can be old fuddy-duddies, and those who are in the triple digits can be youthful. Which are you? From the words of the Monotone Puppet, "you better hope you don't rate high."

• Have you started more than three conversations in your life about how television is no longer good, because it's all 'insert reason' and agencies all 'do this'? Then I have some good news for you, *points finger so aggressively it nearly boops you on the nose* because you've just earned 3 ?
• Constantly tired? 4 ?
• Complaining about your joints once every one-two days? 4?. Though for those with preexisting conditions, that's a 0! *finger guns*
• Do you believe there was a Golden Era of Music, and that music is in its bygone age? Is this age of music all ruined? Is what kids these days enjoy trash, whether you are younger than them or not? Here! Catch! *lobs 4 ? at you*
• Have you started more than three conversations in your life about how video games are no longer good, because they're all 'insert reason' and agencies all 'do this'? Exact same question as the TV one, but with video games, and a 'yes' only gives you 2 ?.
• I wonder... 8 or more jobs in your roster? Bonsai! *falls onto you, sitting on a stack of 2 ?*
• Expect people to move out of your way while pushing an sparsely-filled grocery cart? Here, I have some wonderful stickers to you. Four, in fact. Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! You now have 4 ? crisply slapped to your forehead. Ignore the red mitten-imprints on your face please!
• For many of the times you go to get groceries, do you complain about inflation afterward? Well, while it is an oldie thing to do, inflation is happening, so here's 1 ? only
• Bemoaning the replacement of the great stories of your childhood, or the works before your childhood more than twice? Are all of the stories (insert one of these words: childish, cringe, crude, trashy, smutty, [redacted to avoid conservative vs liberal arguments], [redacted for the same reason], [redacted for the same reason]. Here are 4 ?.
• Do you truly think (rather than joking) that your country is on the way to ruin because 'insert reason(s)'? Depending on the country, you either get 5 ? or none for this.

33 full score! ?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

15 + 4
Some of the options have been censored.
This does seem america/westerc centric, or at the very least culture war blind.

We all have to learn from our mistakes.
?
I resuscitate you.

Yeah! I censored them, because otherwise this would be a lot less fun, talking about politics. Do you know how many stupid arguments I’ve had with other people about American politics when they aren’t in, or have ever lived in, America? It’s a lot! Also, of course it’s biased for America/western stuff. This is my definition of a fuddy-duddy, and I literally said, by way of sarcasm, that it is skewed by my bias. Which I don’t think Sailus comprehended either.
Culture war blind? What do mean by that? I had more than a few that I thought about redacting and just decided to leave out completely, so whatever you mean? I might have redacted or left out.

33 full score! ?

@MatchaChocolate69 Congratulations!!! You’re tied with my grandpa!?

Ok I complain about aches because they inhibit my ability to work out

… depends on what the aches are from. Are they from exercise, or are they preexisting aches exacerbated by exercise… that is the question. @georgelee5786

 

[RepresentingWrath]

We all have to learn from our mistakes.
?
I resuscitate you.

Am I a zombie princess now?

Which I don’t think Sailus comprehended either.

I think you can't comprehend that I am fussy.

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I scored them all! 'cept the last one since ol' Ancient Macedon is kaput, capische? It must mean I am incredibly young at heart!

 

[So_Indecisive]

11?

11?

Honestly my country has been close to ruin for such a long time I didn't even bother adding it.
Because it isn't an age thing it's just fact

 

[2wordsperminute]

11. TV not being good (there are obviously exceptions to this and personally I think it applies more to movies), tired, replacement of great stories (honestly avatar the last airbender can fill in both slots of this, the new live action looks good from what I've seen of it but still removes a major part of sokka's arc).