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I will force feed you daikons(normal ones), until you realize your wrongs and say they are delicious.

To clarify, the force feeding will be done with a machine, made by a random engineer, brought to the room by mindless robots, and activated by a literal dog trained to do so. There is no involvement from any male or female here.
You ordered the process to begin. You're a female.
 

LuoirM

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To clarify, the force feeding will be done with a machine, made by a random engineer, brought to the room by mindless robots, and activated by a literal dog trained to do so. There is no involvement from any male or female here.
Are you assuming I'm not into those? I've seen Nora the Fridge and Anubissy. You don't fear me.
 

LuoirM

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I am, the first ones (not the one, but the first ones), back in 4chan in 2010. That see the rule 34 of the internet

I am

The Etern- Wait that's trademarked

The LuoirM
 

SsemouyOnan

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I am, the first ones (not the one, but the first ones), back in 4chan in 2010. That see the rule 34 of the internet

I am

The Etern- Wait that's trademarked

The LuoirM
Hol up, breaks character. Homie, you would have been a literal 3 year old back then.
 

LuoirM

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First, its ENDEED!

Second, what in the seven hells were you doing on 4chan as a 4 year old?!
what dym
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SsemouyOnan

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The more important question is how the hell a 4 year old can get on a PC, unsupervised, and somehow access an online forum, of all things.
 

LuoirM

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The more important question is how the hell a 4 year old can get on a PC, unsupervised, and somehow access an online forum, of all things.
Real story by the way, let's get out of character.

My father was a miracle worker, he went from waking up 4 in the morning just to drive 20 kilometres back and forth to get some fresh vegetables to sell at home. He also saw, before I was even born, the wonders and future of technology, so he opened one of the first internet cafes in Vietnam and we got a stable life with a fine house now on that, he didn't have Youtube or shits to learn and he definitely don't have any mentor when you're the pioneer, so he just invest in a lot of computer stuff and yolo it. I got access to the internet VERYYYYYYYYYYYY early on, 4 years old might seems like it, I definitely got internet somewhere before I was in grade 1 (6 years old). He's also the one that pursue my brother into IT and the dude is now making more money than average even though he has 0 people skills.

If he were born in a more peaceful/well-fed era, he would have been in the ministry or sum'
 
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