SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

thank u then*eats*

wow this borscht is very delicious thank you

It is my pleasure to see Comrades enjoying my cooking.

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

then ill rest now

see you tomorow guys~ ?

 

[SRB]

then ill rest now

see you tomorow guys~ ?

Sleep well, Comrade-friend

 

[Theirl]

then ill rest now

see you tomorow guys~ ?

Goodbye se yaa

 

[Nahrenne]

You people just don't know how to use it!

I'm fine with coriander seeds.
Just the leaves I can't have.
Also, I would have thought that several different restaurants of different cuisines would know how to use coriander.

It's kind of an egg an a hen type of situation

But the answer to that is dinosaurs.
'-'

"Was about"? Not anymore? no cookie?

It was never going to be a cookie.
It was going to be a brownie.
I don't want you to get diabetes or heart disease.
'-'

*huggles*

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon I present to you my creation! The best borsch in the world, made right.

This is a recipe that has been perfected by generations of my family and has been passed down in sacred texts. Of course, I added my own twist to it. I present to you: Borscht with Danny and crushed coriander seeds!

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Why is she wearing clothes in that?
Wouldn't the material and such ruin the dish?

thank you for the fruit *receives the fruit*

instead I'll give you chocolate cake *gives a bag of chocolate cookies* ? ?️

*prefers cookies over chocolate cake anyway*

X

Why da fuck would she force you to eat it raw? You didn't have any lemons? I always eat lemons when I'm sick (happens once every seven years, it's scary that it became a pattern)

Lemons make me vomit.
As do limes.
Oranges are fine, though.
'-'

then ill rest now

see you tomorow guys~ ?

Sleep well
o/
*tucks you in with a @Dr.Quack plushie*

X

 

[SRB]

I'm fine with coriander seeds.
Just the leaves I can't have.
Also, I would have thought that several different restaurants of different cuisines would know how to use coriander.

I strongly doubt that, because when my family uses cilantro, everything tastes great. But when someone else adds it to the food... I don't recommend it.

I'm even ready to prove it. Give me time and place and I'll cook.

Why is she wearing clothes in that?

Wouldn't the material and such ruin the dish?

X

I always thought that her clothes are made of very thin and long daikons. And you wanted to see her naked? Lewd

Lemons make me vomit.
As do limes.
Oranges are fine, though.
'-'

Х

What about tangerines? By the way, do people eat tangerines everywhere at Christmas, or is it only in Russia?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

But the answer to that is dinosaurs.
'-'

So... Bartun or Prince were before me?

It was never going to be a cookie.
It was going to be a brownie.
I don't want you to get diabetes or heart disease.
'-'

I wanna... I'll be careful....

*huggles*

Why is she wearing clothes in that?
Wouldn't the material and such ruin the dish?

And you wanted to see her naked? Lewd

I'm sorry Nahrenne, but I'm a lady. You would be disappointed

 

[Azure_Fog]

Why is she wearing clothes in that?
Wouldn't the material and such ruin the dish?

Clothes can be tasty too~

 

[Nahrenne]

I strongly doubt that, because when my family uses cilantro, everything tastes great. But when someone else adds it to the food... I don't recommend it.

I'm even ready to prove it. Give me time and place and I'll cook.

'-'
Even when family have done dishes with it in, I haven't liked the flavour.
But without the coriander, it tasted really nice

I always thought that her clothes are made of very thin and long daikons.

Oh?
Wouldn't they be white and green, then?

And you wanted to see her naked? Lewd

????????????
????????????
I'm not into females.

Now, if it had been a muscled man, that's another thing.
Even having him in rice paper/noodle/pancake lingerie, or something would look very delicious.

What about tangerines? By the way, do people eat tangerines everywhere at Christmas, or is it only in Russia?

I'm fine with tangerines, too.
I think people use oranges and clementine(?) during Christmas here?
Tangerines you can get all year, though.
They're the really small ones, right?

So... Bartun or Prince were before me?

Prince would make more sense since he has a hoard.
Who knows what he does in that place?
'-'

I wanna... I'll be careful....

*hesitantly gives you one*
'-'

I'm sorry Nahrenne, but I'm a lady. You would be disappointed

*points at the reaction she gave when SRB mentioned it*

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Clothes can be tasty too~

...there is a special kind that is edible actually... mostly underwear...

????????????
????????????

*hesitantly gives you one*
'-'

thank you <3

*points at the reaction she gave when SRB mentioned it*

X

 

[Nahrenne]

thank you <3

*gives you another ten*

X

 

[MidnightFox]

blood is edible too the problem is the morality of it all together, eating a weredaikon is canibalistic?

It's not cannibalistic if @DannyTheDaikon is the only radish in school

 

[Azure_Fog]

...there is a special kind that is edible actually... mostly underwear...

Extra delicious~

 

[Nahrenne]

...there is a special kind that is edible actually... mostly underwear...

You say this as if you are speaking from experience.
*stares at you*
'-'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*gives you another ten*

X

yay! you're the best!

Also I wanted to find you a handsome looking man to erase the unfortunate image imprinted by Boi, but sadly I am too gay for it after all...

You say this as if you are speaking from experience.
*stares at you*
'-'

X

I am a pure Daikon and I would never do such unpure things

Extra delicious~

today is really difficult for my pure little soul...

Kinky.

 

[SRB]

Oh?
Wouldn't they be white and green, then?

I am not sure... Maybe she colors them with different natural vegetable paints...?

????????????
????????????
I'm not into females.

Now, if it had been a muscled man, that's another thing.
Even having him in rice paper/noodle/pancake lingerie, or something would look very delicious.

I will take this into account the next time I cook with... natural ingredients.

I'm fine with tangerines, too.
I think people use oranges and clementine(?) during Christmas here?
Tangerines you can get all year, though.
They're the really small ones, right?

The size may vary, but they are usually small. Here's the little tasty devil.

 

[Nahrenne]

yay! you're the best!

Also I wanted to find you a handsome looking man to erase the unfortunate image imprinted by Boi, but sadly I am too gay for it after all...

*huggles*

That's okay
I have a lot of delicious pics in my reference folder.


Lots of very delicious, buff men
Some in lingerie
Some in underwear
Others in suits
A few in uniform - like police, soldier, guard, etc...
Some in wet clothes
Some in armour
Some with masks/hoods/helmets, etc...
Ahhh...so many

(drawn pics, not real people)
*isn't a fan of real people pics, feels wrong*

I am a pure Daikon and I would never do such unpure things

'-'
I bet your girlfriend really liked it.

X

 

[Azure_Fog]

today is really difficult for my pure little soul...

Ehehehehe~

 

[Nahrenne]

The size may vary, but they are usually small. Here's the little tasty devil.

Btw, orange/tangerine ginger cream is really nice.

It's gingerbread/ginger cake soaked in orange juice put into the bottom of a dish
Then place orange/tangerine segments either on top or with it
Then you whip some cream into stiff peaks and put a layer over it

Really tasty.
Best eaten after having it in the fridge for a few hours to set and get cool.

X

 

[SRB]

Btw, orange/tangerine ginger cream is really nice.

It's gingerbread/ginger cake soaked in orange juice put into the bottom of a dish
Then place orange/tangerine segments either on top or with it
Then you whip some cream into stiff peaks and put a layer over it

Really tasty.
Best eaten after having it in the fridge for a few hours to set and get cool.

X

.. Now I'm hungry, but all my food has to be cooked. Which I can't do, considering where I am. Why is the world so cruel?

That's it! I don't care anymore, I'm going to make mulled wine tomorrow! It's going to be minus twenty outside, so I'll get warm.