SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon I present to you my creation! The best borsch in the world, made right.

This is a recipe that has been perfected by generations of my family and has been passed down in sacred texts. Of course, I added my own twist to it. I present to you: Borscht with Danny and crushed coriander seeds!

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*dies*
*revives*
*saves Danny*
*stabs*

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

*waves back*
o/
*gives you some apple slices and grapes*
(^-^)

thank you for the fruit *receives the fruit*

instead I'll give you chocolate cake *gives a bag of chocolate cookies* ? ?️

 

[SRB]

My mother forced me to eat it raw when I was sick as a kid. I was 5 at the time and I still remember the taste very vividly I can deal with it if it's obliterated in something cooked, but serve it too alive and I will starve before I touch it

Why da fuck would she force you to eat it raw? You didn't have any lemons? I always eat lemons when I'm sick (happens once every seven years, it's scary that it became a pattern)

 

[Theirl]

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon I present to you my creation! The best borsch in the world, made right.

This is a recipe that has been perfected by generations of my family and has been passed down in sacred texts. Of course, I added my own twist to it. I present to you: Borscht with Danny and crushed coriander seeds!

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that is blood or sauce... u know what forget what i asked i dont want to know

 

[SRB]

*dies*
*revives*
*saves Danny*
*stabs*

... Did you actually die because of my borsch?

 

[SRB]

that is blood or sauce...

Yes

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Cilantro in the cafeteria~ Begin now~

*laughs with stabby noises and runs to the cafeteria with a knife*

*dies*
*revives*
*saves Danny*
*stabs*

bruh. @Simple_Russian_Boi what did you do to my Eldritch? What was in that borsch yo?

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

@Azure_Fog @DannyTheDaikon I present to you my creation! The best borsch in the world, made right.

This is a recipe that has been perfected by generations of my family and has been passed down in sacred texts. Of course, I added my own twist to it. I present to you: Borscht with Danny and crushed coriander seeds!

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Is this really edible my friend?

 

[SRB]

bruh. @Simple_Russian_Boi what did you do to my Eldritch? What was in that borsch yo?

I needed radishes for borscht, so I took some. And I also took coriander seeds to give the soup a spicy aroma and taste.

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

no cookie?

you want more

 

[Theirl]

Is this really edible my friend?

blood is edible too the problem is the morality of it all together, eating a weredaikon is canibalistic?

 

[SRB]

Is this really edible my friend?

Eehh... Azure eats Danny quite a lot, so it's safe for Eldritch beings.

Here's one for regular hoomans, if you want to try some

 

[Theirl]

Eehh... Azure eats Danny quite a lot, so it's safe for Eldritch beings.

Here's one for regular hoomans, if you want to try some
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dont take me for a baby, but isnt the there isnt any danny part there right? i wont be a canibal by eating this right?

 

[SRB]

dont take me for a baby, but isnt the there isnt any danny part there right? i wont be a canibal by eating this right?

Nah, this one was made with regular radishes from the garden, so no Danny here. Unless every radish is her backup body, then there's nothing I can do about it.

 

[Azure_Fog]

... Did you actually die because of my borsch?

At least figuratively.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Why da fuck would she force you to eat it raw? You didn't have any lemons? I always eat lemons when I'm sick (happens once every seven years, it's scary that it became a pattern)

Because it has lots of vitamins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I didn't like lemons and I was a sickly child. Your average slavic grandma wisdom moment

you want more

yes

Eehh... Azure eats Danny quite a lot, so it's safe for Eldritch beings.

It will be like 5000 times at this point probably

 

[Theirl]

Nah, this one was made with regular radishes from the garden, so no Danny here. Unless every radish is her backup body, then there's nothing I can do about it.

thank u then*eats*

 

[SRB]

Because it has lots of vitamins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I didn't like lemons and I was a sickly child. Your average slavic grandma wisdom moment

The wisdom of the old should be respected, but I do not think that cilantro is able to provide enough vitamins. The Russian way of treatment is to drink black tea with honey and milk.

It will be like 5000 times at this point probably

I apologize in advance, but I can't hold back my dumb humor.

Kinky.

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

Eehh... Azure eats Danny quite a lot, so it's safe for Eldritch beings.

Here's one for regular hoomans, if you want to try some
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wow this borscht is very delicious thank you

yes

OK, here it is *gave two bags of chocolate cookies* ? ?️

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nah, this one was made with regular radishes from the garden, so no Danny here. Unless every radish is her backup body, then there's nothing I can do about it.

Normal daikons are my cousins. I can take over their bodies if needed, but their not me per se

I apologize in advance, but I can't hold back my dumb humor.

Kinky.

I forgive you because every day this thread is testing the limits of my self control I have too dirty mind

OK, here it is *gave two bags of chocolate cookies* ? ?️

I like you so much!