SHF High-school Fanfic

[ArcadiaBlade]

Corty is the protagonist and look what happened to him... the safest is to be an npc in this school. At worst you'll just die

You know what, maybe Hans choice of not appearing on the class was the smartest thing he did. Unfortunately for me, I still need to pay my taxes.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You are most certainly on the good side, my dear Rootling!

B-but I'm evil, the good side is the wrong side! That means I am on the wrong side... I've failed as a minion

No need to worry! I'm certain that even the hero are villains and villains are villains to this place is just duking it out between villains and even bigger villains! AND each hero... is another... persons... villain.... or something

explodes

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Danny is better than an NPC~ Eldritch food~ *nom*

Humu humu I am indeed a fine meal Eldritch Daikon *chefs kiss*

You know what, maybe Hans choice of not appearing on the class was the smartest thing he did. Unfortunately for me, I still need to pay my taxes.

I guess at least you're getting paid... The rest of us is dying for free

B-but I'm evil, the good side is the wrong side! That means I am on the wrong side... I've failed as a minion


explodes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ROOTLING!!!!

Fortunately I leveled up so I can now assemble you back together! *brings back to life*

You are the best minion a Villain could ask As long as you don't serve Corty it's okay

 

[Azure_Fog]

B-but I'm evil, the good side is the wrong side! That means I am on the wrong side... I've failed as a minion

Seymour is very evil. I can give you stabbing lessons if you want~

Humu humu I am indeed a fine meal Eldritch Daikon *chefs kiss*

Tasty. At. Best,

 

[MidnightFox]

You are most certainly on the good side, my dear Rootling! No need to worry! I'm certain that even the hero are villains and villains are villains to this place is just duking it out between villains and even bigger villains! AND each hero... is another... persons... villain.... or something


Fair enough As long as they don't try to put a saint to shame with their actions and I'll be happy to read.

I'm a saint though *gives salvation to degenerates with death and violence*

 

[SRB]

Tasty. At. Best.

What needs to be done to make her taste better? Should @DannyTheDaikon season herself with the essence of souls?

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

I guess at least you're getting paid... The rest of us is dying for free

I am not paid to save your lives, I'm paid through being on attendance. I only need to make sure you guys pass the test or I'm obligated to send you to the re-education facility.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Seymour is very evil. I can give you stabbing lessons if you want~

Tasty. At. Best,

Now you've done did it! I'm cooking myself! You leave me no choice!

I'm a saint though *gives salvation to degenerates with death and violence*

Ara~ Can I have some of that salvation?

What needs to be done to make her taste better? Should @DannyTheDaikon season herself with the essence of souls?

I need to cook myself *says angrily while boiling water*

I am not paid to save your lives, I'm paid through being on attendance. I only need to make sure you guys pass the test or I'm obligated to send you to the re-education facility.

there's a re-education facility?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I may be a little late and idk if you're taking more applications

Chair: Make me the lunchman, and if there's one already then I'll be the sous chef
Name: Big Kusa
Gender/race: Hispanic Male. Bald, beard, tall, resting bitch face.
Info: Previously worked for a currently jailed Cartel Boss as a personal cook for 16 years (in the kitchen and the lab). Trying to have a better life but somehow always manage to get tangled with the underworld due to my renown "cooking" skills, but equally mysteriously never get prosecuted by the law. Maybe it's just luck? Pretty chill outside the kitchen, but as potty mouthed as Gordon Ramsay in it, shouting expletives everywhere. Will make drugs for a quick cash grab as a side hustle since Tony (who i assume is the principal/director of the school) doesn't pay enough to live comfortably.

@Rhaps , @MatchaChocolate69 , @ElliePorter you might have a rival .

The drug cartel doesn't exist, but if it did, hypothetically it would welcome you, @Biggest-Kusa-Out-There . @Corty is swamped with notifications and the thread has become quite wild to read, it's likely your arrival slipped through.
So, I suggest you send them a DM to communicate your transfer to this school.

In other words, you enjoy playing with women's hearts.
'-'

If playing with women's hearts means giving them all my love, then yes, I am a player.
What a cool cringe line for a caricature character.

...Have I just been proposed to...?
'o'

@Assurbanipal_II look what happened!

X

That I like you is no secret!
Assur is my rival? I consider A2 a friend, and now that I know where is from, I don't know if I could betray A2 like that.

 

[Azure_Fog]

What needs to be done to make her taste better? Should @DannyTheDaikon season herself with the essence of souls?

She hasn’t cooked herself for me to taste test, so she only remains tasty~

Now you've done did it! I'm cooking myself! You leave me no choice!

Ehehehe~ I’m looking forward to it~
Your friends can help if you want~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehehe~ I’m looking forward to it~
Your friends can help if you want~

@SsemouyOnan tasukete I can't spice myself properly when I'm boiling! I'm counting on you! Make me so delicious that Azure can't call me anything below that forever!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You must chose which side is the heroes and which is the villains for yourself~

Voidiris must have rubbed off on you, as to me, that cannot be the case! The roles of villain and hero must be well-defined! How else shall loyal followers flock to their cause? I don't know how much of that came from my villainess side.

Fortunately I leveled up so I can now assemble you back together! *brings back to life*

You are the best minion a Villain could ask As long as you don't serve Corty it's okay

I am eternally grateful. Don't worry, I wouldn't dare serve Corty, she's literally the protagonist... Well, unless she starts a villain arc, then I'm kind of obligated to if she asks.

Seymour is very evil. I can give you stabbing lessons if you want~

I appreciate the thought but my stats and skill tree are already capped. (it's pretty low)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@SsemouyOnan tasukete I can't spice myself properly when I'm boiling! I'm counting on you! Make me so delicious that Azure can't call me anything below that forever!

Of course, I'm putting my heart and soul into this meal! As well as these hearts and souls I found in the pantry

On second thought, maybe not the hearts... You do have to be the main ingredient after all

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

there's a re-education facility?

Sometime....Tony has a limit to how much chaos you create in the school. We usually just stand by and clean up the messes you made just because we get paid. But once you exceed Tony's tolerance, a teacher will be deployed to derain those troublesome students...

Plus, you might not remember how it happen....But your body will.

 

[MidnightFox]

Ara~ Can I have some of that salvation?

If you consider yourself a degenerate, sure

 

[Azure_Fog]

Voidiris must have rubbed off on you, as to me, that cannot be the case! The roles of villain and hero must be well-defined! How else shall loyal followers flock to their cause? I don't know how much of that came from my villainess side.

Morals are an illusion~ Anything based off them is too~ And I have a “well-defined” definition of a hero~ Quoting my past self, I define a hero as the following: (This definition is in relation of a person to a group, the aforementioned group being referee to as “their group”)

1, A ”hero” must abide by what is considered “morally right” and generally accepted by their group.
2. A ”hero” must have check at least one of the following boxes as well:

• Stood against a (great) “threat” to their group.
• Made some sort of sacrifice of great cost for other(s).
• Brought about change that aligns with what their group considers “morally right”.
• Stood up against normality in favor of what is considered “morally right” by their group.
• Brought about change that benefits their group.

As you can see, it‘s all relative~ A hero is defined by there group as one and is not necessarily seen as such by others~ I suppose a villain could be described as the inverse of that definition~

I appreciate the thought but my stats and skill tree are already capped. (it's pretty low)

I can just delete the cap if you want~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I am eternally grateful. Don't worry, I wouldn't dare serve Corty, she's literally the protagonist... Well, unless she starts a villain arc, then I'm kind of obligated to if she asks.

@Corty I'm cursing you to never become a villain/villainess you will be the purest of heroes. This I command! *does abracadabra with hands*

Of course, I'm putting my heart and soul into this meal! As well as these hearts and souls I found in the pantry

Good, good I'm pretty sure a few of them are mine so it will enhance the flavor I knew I can't count on you, my dear Rootling

Sometime....Tony has a limit to how much chaos you create in the school. We usually just stand by and clean up the messes you made just because we get paid. But once you exceed Tony's tolerance, a teacher will be deployed to derain those troublesome students...

Plus, you might not remember how it happen....But your body will.

If you consider yourself a degenerate, sure

Salvage me!... I mean... Bring me salvation for I have sinned and it felt good!

 

[MidnightFox]

Salvage me!... I mean... Bring me salvation for I have sinned and it felt good!

If it felt good it may be to late for me to save you

 

[LuoirM]

You know what, maybe Hans choice of not appearing on the class was the smartest thing he did. Unfortunately for me, I still need to pay my taxes.

Ain't no way the IRS have access to SHHS

 

[Deleted member 146224]

If it felt good it may be to late for me to save you

the cookie I stole from @Aaqil was indeed very good. I gave him 2 more in return when he wasn't looking, though! Maybe there's still hope...