SHF High-school Fanfic

ArcadiaBlade

I'm a Lazy Writer, So What?
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I don't- maybe? You're the main character of your life, after all. Maybe when the baby finally will be born, you'll both look at each other and then he'll disappear.

My head hurts. I need a hug and some sleep.
Same. I can see my baby self just staring at me before disappearing and getting isekaied in another world...

Now my head also hurts....so good night!
 

LuoirM

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I'm increasing my kill count, why would it matter if her achieved his goal when he experienced what it feels to die from pleasure and pain at the same time, next time you see him he might even be gay
I am already. Femboy supremacy
 

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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I start thinking of people as friends when I can tell them to go duck themselves, knowing that they would take no offence to that.

Or after a drink of vodka. Then everyone becomes my friends.
'-'
And then you all become very intimate while taking your clothes off.
I'm just a womanizer, not a degenerate.
In other words, you enjoy playing with women's hearts.
'-'
If you marry me, the problem doesn't arise, we can invite the whole forum without any embarrassment.
...Have I just been proposed to...?
'o'

@Assurbanipal_II look what happened!

X
 

Conqueror_Quack

Has two hats, each bigger than the other one
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I may be a little late and idk if you're taking more applications

Chair: Make me the lunchman, and if there's one already then I'll be the sous chef
Name: Big Kusa
Gender/race: Hispanic Male. Bald, beard, tall, resting bitch face.
Info: Previously worked for a currently jailed Cartel Boss as a personal cook for 16 years (in the kitchen and the lab). Trying to have a better life but somehow always manage to get tangled with the underworld due to my renown "cooking" skills, but equally mysteriously never get prosecuted by the law. Maybe it's just luck? Pretty chill outside the kitchen, but as potty mouthed as Gordon Ramsay in it, shouting expletives everywhere. Will make drugs for a quick cash grab as a side hustle since Tony (who i assume is the principal/director of the school) doesn't pay enough to live comfortably.
@Rhaps , @MatchaChocolate69 , @ElliePorter you might have a rival .
 
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