SHF High-school Fanfic

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Yeah @Ran-Ron is a miracle nurse, but she's not omnipotent enough to recover you completely since your body parts are in the hands of eldritch abominations, and she would have gotten a second pair of balls while she was recovering you

I could heal it, except I won't help anyone who is currently being punished for a misdeed~

 

[MidnightFox]

I could heal it, except I won't help anyone who is currently being punished for a misdeed~

That's the spirit *Starts waving tail Infront of your eyes hoping to be brushed and fluffed*

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

✨️˝/\__/\˝?
✨️(✿≧∇≦)✨️
˝/\˝/⊃˙˙˙\⊃✨️* meticulously brushes fur and mofus it*

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

That's the spirit *Starts waving tail Infront of your eyes hoping to be brushed and fluffed*

***Tail gains the ability to lull people with it's floofiness for the next 3 days!!!***

 

[Theirl]

I could heal it, except I won't help anyone who is currently being punished for a misdeed~

misdeed what misdeed i'm 120% inocent tho

 

[MidnightFox]

✨️˝/\__/\˝?
✨️(✿≧∇≦)✨️
˝/\˝/⊃˙˙˙\⊃✨️* meticulously brushes fur and mofus it*

*Pulls out a brush of her own and starts brushing @Stealthy_Enigma's tail while indicating towards her wings*

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

*Pulls out a brush of her own and starts brushing @Stealthy_Enigma's tail while indicating towards her wings*

˝ //\==⁠/\\ ˝?
{{(✿>ᆺ⁠<⁠)}} *purrs in divine floofy bliss*

 

[MidnightFox]

misdeed what misdeed i'm 120% inocent tho

@Simple_Russian_Boi is not going to give your hands up
@Ran-Ron is never going to let your balls down
@Azure_Fog ate your heart and hurt you

*Gently brushing @Stealthy_Enigma's tail and patting her head* hope you have an amazing day *as i slowly fall asleep while leaning against a tree*

 

[MidnightFox]

Well I'm going to sleep it's midnight over here

 

[Theirl]

@Simple_Russian_Boi is not going to give your hands up
@Ran-Ron is never going to let your balls down
@Azure_Fog ate your heart and hurt you

*Gently brushing @Stealthy_Enigma's tail and patting her head* hope you have an amazing day *as i slowly fall asleep while leaning against a tree*

And where in that statement is any of.my crimes tho im still 120% inocent, that in my opnion is a list of your misdeeds tho pretty sus in my opnion

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Well I'm going to sleep it's midnight over here

˝/\__/\˝
(✿≧∇≦)˝∩˝ Nighty-night!!!

 

[MidnightFox]

And where in that statement is any of.my crimes tho im still 120% inocent, that in my opnion is a list of your misdeeds tho pretty sus in my opnion

Get Rick Rolled

 

[Azure_Fog]

Get Rick Rolled

More like murder rolled~

 

[MidnightFox]

Well for real this time, good night everyone

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Wtf 10+ pages in a single night? I didn't even sleep the whole 8 hours

 

[Azure_Fog]

Well for real this time, good night everyone

Good night~ Watch out for stabbings~

 

[Theirl]

Well for real this time, good night everyone

Goodnight

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Wtf 10+ pages in a single night? I didn't even sleep the whole 8 hours

I shall help!

WIP 10 pages summary​

1. I was bullied.​
2. Nahrenne learned the meaning behind "Deez Nuts" joke.​
3. The theft plot​
4. MidnightFox (unintentionally) signs the contract to become my underling​
5. Theirl get accused of being an impostor and dies brutally​
6. Azure admits to stealing people's lives​
7. Quack sends Envy to bully Theirl​
8. Simple_Russian_Boi gets another planet of vodka. This time it's the size of Jupiter.​
9. Ran-Ron receives Theirl balls​
10. Azure isekais us all with a planet size meteor.​
11. After Theirl respawns at the infirmary, MidnightFox stabs his heart with a scythe and offers it to Azure​
12. The Eldritch talk.​
13. Nahrenne becomes the protagonist of the novel.​
14. Azure moves in with Theirl into the vents​
15. Theirl gets stabbed enough times to become a masochist.​
16. MidnightFox tortures Theilr with uberspicy veggies grown in the garden.​

 

[Deleted member 146224]

More like murder rolled~

Always gonna give you up
Always gonna let you down
Always gonna run around and desert you
Always gonna make you cry
Always gonna say goodbye
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ehhh~ Those aren't murderous enough for a murder roll~