SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

Getting mixed signals here... Oh, wait, I’m Russian, for me everyone will be Comrades in the end.

For example, a relationship between Corty and me would be homosexual, since Corty, despite having changed sex, is a manly guy inside.
For the same reason, one between Corty and Nahrenne would be hetero.
Me with Nac-Jac is complex, because although it's a weapon with a male phallic shape, inside it's a girl. But she is yuri...
I'm getting lost.

I need a vodka.

 

[LuoirM]

Gimme details of what type you want

Yours

 

[LuoirM]

Here's a red pill for regression, but you can only have it if you agree to be re-educated! As in, proper education on how to be an upstanding, moral citizen. Eh? What do you mean that's not evil? Brainwashing is a very evil thing. Besides, the main victims have been turning villainous lately...

So if I stop lewding ppl, I can be lewd myself? Damn that's tough

 

[Azure_Fog]

@Azure_Fog, if we're at the den, can you only stab @DannyTheDaikon when she's in Daikon form? Blood will ruin all the fluff.

Enigma's off the stab list~ She's also said her den is a no stab zone so no stabbing there~

We just need to wait for my chapter to show up~

How long until the chapter~?

 

[SRB]

I need a vodka.

Here you go, Comra-

...

It's gone. All of it.

Someone stole all my vodka.

There was a literal ocean of vodka, how can it be gone?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Here you go, Comra-

...

It's gone. All of it.

Someone stole all my vodka.

There was a literal ocean of vodka, how can it be gone?

Wasn't me!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Here you go, Comra-

...

It's gone. All of it.

Someone stole all my vodka.

There was a literal ocean of vodka, how can it be gone?

I might have drank it~ I forget~

 

[Nahrenne]

Why not both? Orange chicken, apple-cheddar pie, potato pancakes!

Orange chicken is a known combination, so let's go with that one.
(^-^)

Look at this girl, she was enjoying herself!

'-'
Emphasis on the was

She died of natural causes!

'-'
She naturally had her limbs cut off and her bleble drained since she was a part of the farm
I mean, what other natural course of action would have happened in such a place, right?

I don't want te be a dinner i just want to paint my canvas peacefully

How about you be someone's breakfast, then?
Or a light snack.
I'm sure @MatchaChocolate69 would like a nibble if he had the opportunity, since you're a girl.
'-'

If you want to stab me just do it as long as you don't bother me all the time

*huggles*
\(^o^)/

I would never stab anyone.

alright everyone I have to rest I'll be back tomorrow

See ya~

Sleep well!
*tucks you in with a plushie of a paintbrush*
o/

I just realized our class is basically all men and lesbians.

Since when was I not part of the class?
I'm neither of those

And Nahrenne is not a lesbian!

Correct!

For the same reason, one between Corty and Nahrenne would be hetero.

MC69...
...you just sent shivers down my spine...
...I feel nauseous...

...x...

 

[AnonUnlimited]

And Nahrenne is not a lesbian!

Who that?

 

[Nahrenne]

Who that?

Ah, so it's just a case of you choosing to ignore my existence for some reason.
'-'
Okay, then.
You do you.

 

[SRB]

Wasn't me!

That was far too fast- wait.

I might have drank it~ I forget~

WHY IN THE NAME OF SANITY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED! Do you know how hard it is to make actually good moonshine?!

I- that's- I need some time to cool down before I do something we both will regret.

 

[Azure_Fog]

WHY IN THE NAME OF SANITY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED! Do you know how hard it is to make actually good moonshine?!

I can make some more for you~
*produces planet of vodka*
You might want to do something with the planet fast before parts of it stop being vodka~

 

[Azure_Fog]

I- that's- I need some time to cool down before I do something we both will regret.

What~? Any fight is a good one~ Especially if there's stabbing involved~

 

[Nahrenne]

I- that's- I need some time to cool down before I do something we both will regret.

'-'
An act that results in babies?


X

 

[Azure_Fog]

'-'
An act that results in babies?


X

Not likely~

 

[Nahrenne]

Not likely~

Oh, okay.
'-'
Polluting the environment?


X

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Enigma's off the stab list~ She's also said her den is a no stab zone so no stabbing there~

How long until the chapter~?

I don't know entirely... I will have to ask~

*Takes a deep breath*

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿≧∇≦) ?? @Corty!!! HOW LONG UNTIL MY CHAPTER COMES OUT!!!

 

[MidnightFox]

I just realized our class is basically all men and lesbians.

The percentage of men in the class is negligible

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh, okay.
'-'
Polluting the environment?


X

No likely just the destruction ranging from a few planets to a few universes~

I don't know entirely... I will have to ask~

Okay~

 

[MidnightFox]

Here you go, Comra-

...

It's gone. All of it.

Someone stole all my vodka.

There was a literal ocean of vodka, how can it be gone?

Have you looked inside the Hoard?