SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

Does Danny hair in human form smell like radish still

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Does Danny hair in human form smell like radish still

No, it smells like a fresh grass and leaves

 

[LuoirM]

No, it smells like a fresh grass and leaves

*intense sniff*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Here's my character sheet, a day late but I had to rework stuff since it was waay too long. I would post it separately but I feel like there should be a compilation of sheets all in one place for easy access and so we don't flood the forums.

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Spoiler: SsemouyOnan Character Sheet

Ssemouy Character Sheet
(Appearance to be added at a later date, just refer to the glossary or first chapter for now)
Chair: 10
Name: Ssemouy Onan
Race: Human(Probably)
Role: Evil Minion
Job: Freelance Minion

Personality:
Thrall of Evil: Ssemouy adores all things villainous, beyond the point of anyone convincing her that being a villain isn't the coolest thing.

Extremely Loyal: She's extremely loyal to villains that have accepted her as a minion. If two villains she serves give conflicting orders, a paradox will occur, causing her to spontaneously explode.

Oddly Specific Standards: Her standards for villainy are quite weird. Rarely does it actually involve committing truly evil acts, but instead adhering to several superfluous and flamboyant rules.

Strengths: Is an excellent minion who can easily blend into the background(quite literally). Is very adept at gathering information around the school.

Weaknesses: Would be utterly useless in direct conflicts unless dealing with other minions.

Powers:
Mob Character: She has a tendency to be ignored by the plot and spontaneously disappear into the background. Being with a villain(ess) negates this.

The Devil’s Helper: Very proficient at menial tasks, but they tend to have an evil twist to them. Examples include putting toilet paper rolls on backwards and putting ketchup on pizza.

Relative Scaling: Her strength scales depending on the villain she is serving and the conflict at hand.

Spoiler: Relationships/Opinions of Others

Hans - Adores him despite their only interaction being eye contact for 3 seconds.
HelloHound - The cutest animal in the class, bar none.
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian - Respects his villainy and the size of his hoard.
Anon - Scary, thinks he is the mentally deranged in the class.
SailusGebel - Ambivalent, respects him but would also jump at any chance to play a part in his kidnapping.
En-chan - Respects her blood farm activities and acknowledges her as a good villainess.
Georgelee5786 - Truck Freak
Neverborn - Thinks he's cute.
MatchaChocolate69 - <3
Cupcakeninja - Fears him.
Kraken1 - Respects as a loyal sister of En-chan
Luoir - Human equivalent of roadkill. A fourth-rate villain with a fifth-rate modus operandi.
Gaylolis - Fears as a powerful weapon
Melchi - Potential Victim
Paul_Tromba - Has a platonic crush on him
ElliePorter - Respects as her superior and a great villainess.
Rhaps - Thinks his way of talking is really cool.
TheMonotonePuppet - First-class villainess, adores her.
RiaCorvidiva (Ria) - Respects as an equal. Thinks she would make a great villainess.
Reinaislost - Respects as an equal. Believes she is a professional maid.
BouncyCactus - Respects as an equal. Thinks they are similar
Assurbanipal II - Idolizes her. Refuses to acknowledge his male form.
DannyTheDaikon (Danny) - Potential victim. Now the newly reformed evil goddess Daikon.
LilRora - Dislikes for foiling her plans once.
TsumiHokiro (Tsumi) - Potential victim
2swordsperminute (or anything else) - Must bully.
Bartun - Classy Lizard.
Cortavar - Arsonists are cool.
Corty - Rival of lord matcha, the protagonist. Must oppose her whenever possible.
Corty(loli) - Must protecc so she can grow into a splendid villainess
Iamnotabot - Strange Person.
Nahrenne - Respects her for some unknown reason.
Voidiris - Thinks he's cute.
Kureous - Respects his insanity even if he’s incredibly lazy.
Kalliel - Lazy wastrel. Wonders why everyone thinks he can summon black holes.
Sleds - Lazy wastrel, supports Lord Albus rivalry against him.
Dr. Quack - Respects as the Lord Ducky.
Redemit - Scary, stay away.
Stealthy_Enigma - Floofy. Can't booli.
Simple_Russian_Boi - Pretty cool dude.
Sola-sama - Free money.
Ran-Ron (Ran & Ron) - Grateful for her/his treatment. Prefers Ron over Ran.
Azure_Fog (Azure) - Scary? Lovely? Is confused whether to avoid her or approach her.
Narvii - Dislikes him for always messing up schedules.
Quagma - Potentially a victim and respects as a villain at the same time.
Arcadia Blade - He's doing his best. Thinks he should just snap and start a villain arc.
Midnight Fox - Respects as a benefactor.
Theirl - Respects as an equal(even though he’s technically her superior)
J_Chemist - Potential business
Archie - Need to "persuade" him into sneaking snacks into the library.
Darkness - Yowai mo
Glitched - Kind of scary. Should probably avoid her.
Flutter - Despises them. Don't take my books!
Tender Human - Nice lunch lady. Wants to steal her witch hat.

That should be all... oh, it looks like there's one more thing.

Should Ssemouy ever desire more than being a simple minion and want to become a villainess herself, she ends up consumed by her alter ego. Constantly being called Seymour is pushing her to this tipping point.

Spoiler: Alt Character Sheet: Seymour

Name: Seymour
Race: Human where it matters.
Role: Villainess
Job: Shitty Mary Sue Living Plot Device

Personality:

All the world's a stage: And she is one of the star actors! Seymour believes that everything is just a fictional tale, adhering to unknown rules like a play.

Love is twisted: Seymour believes that the ultimate expression of love a villainess could show is committing vile atrocities on her fellow actors.

Remarkably graceful and unbelievably elegant!: Seymour likes to act graceful and speak politely, imagining herself as the epitome of a noble lady. This is only a facade, and can crumble when her other traits overpower it.

I’m only a little sadistic: She's haughty, arrogant and likes to make extremely elaborate and specific insults. If the tone is on the darker side, she can be cold and calculating, inflicting enough suffering on others to make a virtuous saint sneer.

The Curtain Calls: If she knows she’s going to lose, she attempts to lose in the most extemporaneous and dramatic way.

Filthy Weeb: Speaks broken Japanese while excited.


Strengths: She can match up to basically everyone but Tony if she picks the right Hero(ine) to oppose.

Weaknesses: She is bound to her own rules just as much as she binds others to them.

Powers

My Charisma is Unmatched! (lol) Or is it the power of some magic like fae trickery? She can gaslight people into believing things that don't exist. She can produce chocolate from under cups, giant cakes from under sheets, steam hamburgers and even create an aurora borealis located entirely within one's kitchen.

In The Hands of Evil… Everything is a weapon. As examples, she can make a full arsenal of guns from ballpoint pens, figure out how to build a space battleship from elementary school supplies and somehow fix reality from being hewn in half using flex tape.

Villainess’ Declaration: This is an authority necessary in order to comply with the conventions of the villainess genre, fiat-backed by the headmaster himself. The Villainess must declare a Hero(ine) she will directly oppose and antagonise. She will be equal or superior in ability and competence to the Hero(ine). None shall interfere with their conflict in any capacity without allying themselves with the Heroine or Villainess and adhering with the limitations set by this authority. Any powers, schemes or solutions not known and understood by the Villainess cease to have any effect. Only by the Hero(ine)'s struggle and sacrifice may the Villainess be proclaimed dead. A more exhaustive version of the declaration can be produced anytime a loophole is discovered.

(I actually have written a more complete version of this power called The Vilainess' Decalogue, but I felt it was too long to have on this sheet which should serve as a simple guideline)

This is a Comedy… - Not a tragedy. No matter what happens, Seymour shall always be vanquished in the end.

??? Seymour isn't an entity that should have ever existed. Whenever she is considered defeated, all her actions are undone. Everyone maintains memories of it, like everything was a vivid dream.

Spoiler: Relationships (as Seymour)

Mostly the same as normal, except she accepts them as suggestions rather than facts. So she could do a complete 180 if it benefits whatever act she’s trying to pull off.
Here’s a few notable shifts:

Matcha - Is fond of him, but will ignore him solely to spite Ssemouy.
Assu - Will avoid her if she can. Afraid that the Villainess' Declaration would deem her the worthier villainess and transfer over. (it won't, but it doesn't stop her paranoia)
Redemit - Wants to maintain non-aggression with him. Not worth fighting the janitor and angering Tony as a byproduct.
Azure - Wants to lock her up and repay her by showing her the meaning of love. Through lots of stabbing, of course.
TenderHuman - Avoids her at all costs. Acknowledging her presence makes Seymour incredibly confused.

Ssemouy maintains no memories of her time as her alter ego, though she knows of her existence. She dislikes her greatly due to being a corruption of what she considers an ideal villain.

 

[Theirl]

'o'
You're getting paid?!

X

exactly im not getting paid...

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Here's my character sheet, a day late but I had to rework stuff since it was waay too long. I would post it separately but I feel like there should be a compilation of sheets all in one place for easy access and so we don't flood the forums.

Cute

 

[LuoirM]

Human equivalent of roadkill. A fourth-rate villain with a fifth-rate modus operandi.

I don't understand what this whole sentence mean and I'm afraid

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I don't understand what this whole sentence mean and I'm afraid

It simply means you're

 

[LuoirM]

It simply means you're

Nice

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Luoir - Human equivalent of roadkill. A fourth-rate villain with a fifth-rate modus operandi.

Ufff... damn... You're pretty ruthless Rootling. I am proud

DannyTheDaikon (Danny) - Potential victim. Now the newly reformed evil goddess Daikon.

Azure_Fog (Azure) - Scary? Lovely? Is confused whether to avoid her or approach her.

Step aside Rootling. This one is mine

Azure - Wants to lock her up and repay her by showing her the meaning of love. Through lots of stabbing, of course.

Step aside FakeRootling. This one is mine My Nemesis, find your own!

 

[Theirl]

Race: Human(Probably)

o shit we have space for an awakening when are we going to discover that u are part everything and u are actually overpowered?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Step aside Rootling. This one is mine

Of course she's yours! I'm just wondering why she's strangely nice to me.

Step aside FakeRootling. This one is mine My Nemesis, find your own!

I'm not responsible for the creepy things my alter ego gets up to...

o shit we have space for an awakening when are we going to discover that u are part everything and u are actually overpowered

Well, technically the alternate me could seal a deity with a lunchbox and some superglue, so that has the overpowered part covered, but I ain't exactly proud of that

 

[MidnightFox]

Sola-sama - Free money.

Facts

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Don’t bully money bags—I mean Sola-sama!

 

[EternalEscape]

Here's my character sheet, a day late but I had to rework stuff since it was waay too long. I would post it separately but I feel like there should be a compilation of sheets all in one place for easy access and so we don't flood the forums.

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Spoiler: SsemouyOnan Character Sheet

Ssemouy Character Sheet
(Appearance to be added at a later date, just refer to the glossary or first chapter for now)
Chair: 10
Name: Ssemouy Onan
Race: Human(Probably)
Role: Evil Minion
Job: Freelance Minion

Personality:
Thrall of Evil: Ssemouy adores all things villainous, beyond the point of anyone convincing her that being a villain isn't the coolest thing.

Extremely Loyal: She's extremely loyal to villains that have accepted her as a minion. If two villains she serves give conflicting orders, a paradox will occur, causing her to spontaneously explode.

Oddly Specific Standards: Her standards for villainy are quite weird. Rarely does it actually involve committing truly evil acts, but instead adhering to several superfluous and flamboyant rules.

Strengths: Is an excellent minion who can easily blend into the background(quite literally). Is very adept at gathering information around the school.

Weaknesses: Would be utterly useless in direct conflicts unless dealing with other minions.

Powers:
Mob Character: She has a tendency to be ignored by the plot and spontaneously disappear into the background. Being with a villain(ess) negates this.

The Devil’s Helper: Very proficient at menial tasks, but they tend to have an evil twist to them. Examples include putting toilet paper rolls on backwards and putting ketchup on pizza.

Relative Scaling: Her strength scales depending on the villain she is serving and the conflict at hand.

Spoiler: Relationships/Opinions of Others

Hans - Adores him despite their only interaction being eye contact for 3 seconds.
HelloHound - The cutest animal in the class, bar none.
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian - Respects his villainy and the size of his hoard.
Anon - Scary, thinks he is the mentally deranged in the class.
SailusGebel - Ambivalent, respects him but would also jump at any chance to play a part in his kidnapping.
En-chan - Respects her blood farm activities and acknowledges her as a good villainess.
Georgelee5786 - Truck Freak
Neverborn - Thinks he's cute.
MatchaChocolate69 - <3
Cupcakeninja - Fears him.
Kraken1 - Respects as a loyal sister of En-chan
Luoir - Human equivalent of roadkill. A fourth-rate villain with a fifth-rate modus operandi.
Gaylolis - Fears as a powerful weapon
Melchi - Potential Victim
Paul_Tromba - Has a platonic crush on him
ElliePorter - Respects as her superior and a great villainess.
Rhaps - Thinks his way of talking is really cool.
TheMonotonePuppet - First-class villainess, adores her.
RiaCorvidiva (Ria) - Respects as an equal. Thinks she would make a great villainess.
Reinaislost - Respects as an equal. Believes she is a professional maid.
BouncyCactus - Respects as an equal. Thinks they are similar
Assurbanipal II - Idolizes her. Refuses to acknowledge his male form.
DannyTheDaikon (Danny) - Potential victim. Now the newly reformed evil goddess Daikon.
LilRora - Dislikes for foiling her plans once.
TsumiHokiro (Tsumi) - Potential victim
2swordsperminute (or anything else) - Must bully.
Bartun - Classy Lizard.
Cortavar - Arsonists are cool.
Corty - Rival of lord matcha, the protagonist. Must oppose her whenever possible.
Corty(loli) - Must protecc so she can grow into a splendid villainess
Iamnotabot - Strange Person.
Nahrenne - Respects her for some unknown reason.
Voidiris - Thinks he's cute.
Kureous - Respects his insanity even if he’s incredibly lazy.
Kalliel - Lazy wastrel. Wonders why everyone thinks he can summon black holes.
Sleds - Lazy wastrel, supports Lord Albus rivalry against him.
Dr. Quack - Respects as the Lord Ducky.
Redemit - Scary, stay away.
Stealthy_Enigma - Floofy. Can't booli.
Simple_Russian_Boi - Pretty cool dude.
Sola-sama - Free money.
Ran-Ron (Ran & Ron) - Grateful for her/his treatment. Prefers Ron over Ran.
Azure_Fog (Azure) - Scary? Lovely? Is confused whether to avoid her or approach her.
Narvii - Dislikes him for always messing up schedules.
Quagma - Potentially a victim and respects as a villain at the same time.
Arcadia Blade - He's doing his best. Thinks he should just snap and start a villain arc.
Midnight Fox - Respects as a benefactor.
Theirl - Respects as an equal(even though he’s technically her superior)
J_Chemist - Potential business
Archie - Need to "persuade" him into sneaking snacks into the library.
Darkness - Yowai mo
Glitched - Kind of scary. Should probably avoid her.
Flutter - Despises them. Don't take my books!
Tender Human - Nice lunch lady. Wants to steal her witch hat.

That should be all... oh, it looks like there's one more thing.

Should Ssemouy ever desire more than being a simple minion and want to become a villainess herself, she ends up consumed by her alter ego. Constantly being called Seymour is pushing her to this tipping point.

Spoiler: Alt Character Sheet: Seymour

Name: Seymour
Race: Human where it matters.
Role: Villainess
Job: Shitty Mary Sue Living Plot Device

Personality:

All the world's a stage: And she is one of the star actors! Seymour believes that everything is just a fictional tale, adhering to unknown rules like a play.

Love is twisted: Seymour believes that the ultimate expression of love a villainess could show is committing vile atrocities on her fellow actors.

Remarkably graceful and unbelievably elegant!: Seymour likes to act graceful and speak politely, imagining herself as the epitome of a noble lady. This is only a facade, and can crumble when her other traits overpower it.

I’m only a little sadistic: She's haughty, arrogant and likes to make extremely elaborate and specific insults. If the tone is on the darker side, she can be cold and calculating, inflicting enough suffering on others to make a virtuous saint sneer.

The Curtain Calls: If she knows she’s going to lose, she attempts to lose in the most extemporaneous and dramatic way.

Filthy Weeb: Speaks broken Japanese while excited.


Strengths: She can match up to basically everyone but Tony if she picks the right Hero(ine) to oppose.

Weaknesses: She is bound to her own rules just as much as she binds others to them.

Powers

My Charisma is Unmatched! (lol) Or is it the power of some magic like fae trickery? She can gaslight people into believing things that don't exist. She can produce chocolate from under cups, giant cakes from under sheets, steam hamburgers and even create an aurora borealis located entirely within one's kitchen.

In The Hands of Evil… Everything is a weapon. As examples, she can make a full arsenal of guns from ballpoint pens, figure out how to build a space battleship from elementary school supplies and somehow fix reality from being hewn in half using flex tape.

Villainess’ Declaration: This is an authority necessary in order to comply with the conventions of the villainess genre, fiat-backed by the headmaster himself. The Villainess must declare a Hero(ine) she will directly oppose and antagonise. She will be equal or superior in ability and competence to the Hero(ine). None shall interfere with their conflict in any capacity without allying themselves with the Heroine or Villainess and adhering with the limitations set by this authority. Any powers, schemes or solutions not known and understood by the Villainess cease to have any effect. Only by the Hero(ine)'s struggle and sacrifice may the Villainess be proclaimed dead. A more exhaustive version of the declaration can be produced anytime a loophole is discovered.

(I actually have written a more complete version of this power called The Vilainess' Decalogue, but I felt it was too long to have on this sheet which should serve as a simple guideline)

This is a Comedy… - Not a tragedy. No matter what happens, Seymour shall always be vanquished in the end.

??? Seymour isn't an entity that should have ever existed. Whenever she is considered defeated, all her actions are undone. Everyone maintains memories of it, like everything was a vivid dream.

Spoiler: Relationships (as Seymour)

Mostly the same as normal, except she accepts them as suggestions rather than facts. So she could do a complete 180 if it benefits whatever act she’s trying to pull off.
Here’s a few notable shifts:

Matcha - Is fond of him, but will ignore him solely to spite Ssemouy.
Assu - Will avoid her if she can. Afraid that the Villainess' Declaration would deem her the worthier villainess and transfer over. (it won't, but it doesn't stop her paranoia)
Redemit - Wants to maintain non-aggression with him. Not worth fighting the janitor and angering Tony as a byproduct.
Azure - Wants to lock her up and repay her by showing her the meaning of love. Through lots of stabbing, of course.
TenderHuman - Avoids her at all costs. Acknowledging her presence makes Seymour incredibly confused.

Ssemouy maintains no memories of her time as her alter ego, though she knows of her existence. She dislikes her greatly due to being a corruption of what she considers an ideal villain.

I am hurt.

The Eternal Escape For One's Soul

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Here's my character sheet, a day late but I had to rework stuff since it was waay too long. I would post it separately but I feel like there should be a compilation of sheets all in one place for easy access and so we don't flood the forums.

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Spoiler: SsemouyOnan Character Sheet

Ssemouy Character Sheet
(Appearance to be added at a later date, just refer to the glossary or first chapter for now)
Chair: 10
Name: Ssemouy Onan
Race: Human(Probably)
Role: Evil Minion
Job: Freelance Minion

Personality:
Thrall of Evil: Ssemouy adores all things villainous, beyond the point of anyone convincing her that being a villain isn't the coolest thing.

Extremely Loyal: She's extremely loyal to villains that have accepted her as a minion. If two villains she serves give conflicting orders, a paradox will occur, causing her to spontaneously explode.

Oddly Specific Standards: Her standards for villainy are quite weird. Rarely does it actually involve committing truly evil acts, but instead adhering to several superfluous and flamboyant rules.

Strengths: Is an excellent minion who can easily blend into the background(quite literally). Is very adept at gathering information around the school.

Weaknesses: Would be utterly useless in direct conflicts unless dealing with other minions.

Powers:
Mob Character: She has a tendency to be ignored by the plot and spontaneously disappear into the background. Being with a villain(ess) negates this.

The Devil’s Helper: Very proficient at menial tasks, but they tend to have an evil twist to them. Examples include putting toilet paper rolls on backwards and putting ketchup on pizza.

Relative Scaling: Her strength scales depending on the villain she is serving and the conflict at hand.

Spoiler: Relationships/Opinions of Others

Hans - Adores him despite their only interaction being eye contact for 3 seconds.
HelloHound - The cutest animal in the class, bar none.
Prince_Azmiran_Myrian - Respects his villainy and the size of his hoard.
Anon - Scary, thinks he is the mentally deranged in the class.
SailusGebel - Ambivalent, respects him but would also jump at any chance to play a part in his kidnapping.
En-chan - Respects her blood farm activities and acknowledges her as a good villainess.
Georgelee5786 - Truck Freak
Neverborn - Thinks he's cute.
MatchaChocolate69 - <3
Cupcakeninja - Fears him.
Kraken1 - Respects as a loyal sister of En-chan
Luoir - Human equivalent of roadkill. A fourth-rate villain with a fifth-rate modus operandi.
Gaylolis - Fears as a powerful weapon
Melchi - Potential Victim
Paul_Tromba - Has a platonic crush on him
ElliePorter - Respects as her superior and a great villainess.
Rhaps - Thinks his way of talking is really cool.
TheMonotonePuppet - First-class villainess, adores her.
RiaCorvidiva (Ria) - Respects as an equal. Thinks she would make a great villainess.
Reinaislost - Respects as an equal. Believes she is a professional maid.
BouncyCactus - Respects as an equal. Thinks they are similar
Assurbanipal II - Idolizes her. Refuses to acknowledge his male form.
DannyTheDaikon (Danny) - Potential victim. Now the newly reformed evil goddess Daikon.
LilRora - Dislikes for foiling her plans once.
TsumiHokiro (Tsumi) - Potential victim
2swordsperminute (or anything else) - Must bully.
Bartun - Classy Lizard.
Cortavar - Arsonists are cool.
Corty - Rival of lord matcha, the protagonist. Must oppose her whenever possible.
Corty(loli) - Must protecc so she can grow into a splendid villainess
Iamnotabot - Strange Person.
Nahrenne - Respects her for some unknown reason.
Voidiris - Thinks he's cute.
Kureous - Respects his insanity even if he’s incredibly lazy.
Kalliel - Lazy wastrel. Wonders why everyone thinks he can summon black holes.
Sleds - Lazy wastrel, supports Lord Albus rivalry against him.
Dr. Quack - Respects as the Lord Ducky.
Redemit - Scary, stay away.
Stealthy_Enigma - Floofy. Can't booli.
Simple_Russian_Boi - Pretty cool dude.
Sola-sama - Free money.
Ran-Ron (Ran & Ron) - Grateful for her/his treatment. Prefers Ron over Ran.
Azure_Fog (Azure) - Scary? Lovely? Is confused whether to avoid her or approach her.
Narvii - Dislikes him for always messing up schedules.
Quagma - Potentially a victim and respects as a villain at the same time.
Arcadia Blade - He's doing his best. Thinks he should just snap and start a villain arc.
Midnight Fox - Respects as a benefactor.
Theirl - Respects as an equal(even though he’s technically her superior)
J_Chemist - Potential business
Archie - Need to "persuade" him into sneaking snacks into the library.
Darkness - Yowai mo
Glitched - Kind of scary. Should probably avoid her.
Flutter - Despises them. Don't take my books!
Tender Human - Nice lunch lady. Wants to steal her witch hat.

That should be all... oh, it looks like there's one more thing.

Should Ssemouy ever desire more than being a simple minion and want to become a villainess herself, she ends up consumed by her alter ego. Constantly being called Seymour is pushing her to this tipping point.

Spoiler: Alt Character Sheet: Seymour

Name: Seymour
Race: Human where it matters.
Role: Villainess
Job: Shitty Mary Sue Living Plot Device

Personality:

All the world's a stage: And she is one of the star actors! Seymour believes that everything is just a fictional tale, adhering to unknown rules like a play.

Love is twisted: Seymour believes that the ultimate expression of love a villainess could show is committing vile atrocities on her fellow actors.

Remarkably graceful and unbelievably elegant!: Seymour likes to act graceful and speak politely, imagining herself as the epitome of a noble lady. This is only a facade, and can crumble when her other traits overpower it.

I’m only a little sadistic: She's haughty, arrogant and likes to make extremely elaborate and specific insults. If the tone is on the darker side, she can be cold and calculating, inflicting enough suffering on others to make a virtuous saint sneer.

The Curtain Calls: If she knows she’s going to lose, she attempts to lose in the most extemporaneous and dramatic way.

Filthy Weeb: Speaks broken Japanese while excited.


Strengths: She can match up to basically everyone but Tony if she picks the right Hero(ine) to oppose.

Weaknesses: She is bound to her own rules just as much as she binds others to them.

Powers

My Charisma is Unmatched! (lol) Or is it the power of some magic like fae trickery? She can gaslight people into believing things that don't exist. She can produce chocolate from under cups, giant cakes from under sheets, steam hamburgers and even create an aurora borealis located entirely within one's kitchen.

In The Hands of Evil… Everything is a weapon. As examples, she can make a full arsenal of guns from ballpoint pens, figure out how to build a space battleship from elementary school supplies and somehow fix reality from being hewn in half using flex tape.

Villainess’ Declaration: This is an authority necessary in order to comply with the conventions of the villainess genre, fiat-backed by the headmaster himself. The Villainess must declare a Hero(ine) she will directly oppose and antagonise. She will be equal or superior in ability and competence to the Hero(ine). None shall interfere with their conflict in any capacity without allying themselves with the Heroine or Villainess and adhering with the limitations set by this authority. Any powers, schemes or solutions not known and understood by the Villainess cease to have any effect. Only by the Hero(ine)'s struggle and sacrifice may the Villainess be proclaimed dead. A more exhaustive version of the declaration can be produced anytime a loophole is discovered.

(I actually have written a more complete version of this power called The Vilainess' Decalogue, but I felt it was too long to have on this sheet which should serve as a simple guideline)

This is a Comedy… - Not a tragedy. No matter what happens, Seymour shall always be vanquished in the end.

??? Seymour isn't an entity that should have ever existed. Whenever she is considered defeated, all her actions are undone. Everyone maintains memories of it, like everything was a vivid dream.

Spoiler: Relationships (as Seymour)

Mostly the same as normal, except she accepts them as suggestions rather than facts. So she could do a complete 180 if it benefits whatever act she’s trying to pull off.
Here’s a few notable shifts:

Matcha - Is fond of him, but will ignore him solely to spite Ssemouy.
Assu - Will avoid her if she can. Afraid that the Villainess' Declaration would deem her the worthier villainess and transfer over. (it won't, but it doesn't stop her paranoia)
Redemit - Wants to maintain non-aggression with him. Not worth fighting the janitor and angering Tony as a byproduct.
Azure - Wants to lock her up and repay her by showing her the meaning of love. Through lots of stabbing, of course.
TenderHuman - Avoids her at all costs. Acknowledging her presence makes Seymour incredibly confused.

Ssemouy maintains no memories of her time as her alter ego, though she knows of her existence. She dislikes her greatly due to being a corruption of what she considers an ideal villain.

I loved reading Ssemouy's character sheet. She deserves her own thread.
I'm also very curious to see the villainess Seymour in action. Her abilities are particularly interesting.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Of course she's yours! I'm just wondering why she's strangely nice to me.

You're probably going to be stabbed and eaten

I'm not responsible for the creepy things my alter ego gets up to...

Not only your alter steals my Nemesis, she also steals my Rootling Unacceptable! I shall fight her should the need arise, to get you back! I will probably die tho

 

[SRB]

Pretty cool dude.

Never before in my life have I been complimented so fairly is this what happiness feels like?

 

[Nahrenne]

I am I mean, I'm still a daikon, but I can have this form for now Hoomans seem quite weak to it, so we'll see how many new Rootlings we'll get this way

Tbh...I find your current avi creepy and off-putting.

I preferred your daikon avi
'-'
Now...you just look like a loli...sort of

If you can't get a waifu, become the waifu.

Self-cest?

You're marrying yourself?

Tony can I have a transfer?

Transfer all your money to @Sola-sama

Every time I try to be innocent, this is how it ends

'-'
I thought you'd already said you were no longer innocent, though
That you were a full on degenerate and were owning it

exactly im not getting paid...

'-'
*gives you some freshly roasted chicken, oven bread, butter, coleslaw, and a bowl of salad*

X

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Arcadia Blade - He's doing his best. Thinks he should just snap and start a villain arc.

Maybe I should. I should start 'Inviting' some students to help me judged which NTR doujin should I recommend for others. Maybe they could also help me judge other tags for me to judge as well, I am quite interested in their opinion.