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Corty said:
Girl, your tongue must feel tired. :sweating_profusely:
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*starts typing**erases* :blob_neutral: *starts typing again**erases* :blob_neutral: :sweating_profusely:
Lord Almighty why did you give me this brain, that was able to think of 20 inappropriate jokes about this
Azure_Fog said:
I did that already~
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Was I good? :blob_uwu:
Azure_Fog said:
You enjoy it. *stabs*
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*dies but happy* :blob_ghost:
Azure_Fog said:
Foolish mortal~ I have infinite stamina~ Well, compared to a quasi-Eldritch at least~
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Explains why I can never run away despite working out :blob_no: It's cheating!
 
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DannyTheDaikon said:
*gasps* the disrespect! Obviously there's something wrong with your taste buds! I shall find myself an Eldritch that will fully appreciate my deliciousness! Humph! :blob_pout:
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You cannot escape~
I’ll chase you beyond the edges of the multiverse if I have to.
 
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Azure_Fog said:
You cannot escape~
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:blob_pout: that doesn't mean I can't try! *tries to run away**trips on a rock**falls**dies* :blob_ghost:
Azure_Fog said:
I’ll chase you beyond the edges of the multiverse if I have to.
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:blob_pout: That's going awfully far for a daikon that's not even delicious! humph! :blob_pout: Just admit that I am the tastiest daikon you ever had and you can't get enough of me :blob_uwu: It's okay, you wouldn't be first to get addicted to my deliciousness :blob_uwu:
 
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DannyTheDaikon said:
:blob_pout: That's going awfully far for a daikon that's not even delicious! humph! :blob_pout: Just admit that I am the tastiest daikon you ever had and you can't get enough of me :blob_uwu: It's okay, you wouldn't be first to get addicted to my deliciousness :blob_uwu:
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No~pe~ I just can’t let my victims escape~ It’d ruin my reputation, you know~?
 
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Azure_Fog said:
No~pe~ I just can’t let my victims escape~ It’d ruin my reputation, you know~?
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:blob_catflip: TASUKETE!!! Anybody! I'll pay in hopes and dreams! :blob_no: I don't want to be "just tasty" forever! I was made to be the most delicious daikon in the multiverse!
 
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Azure_Fog said:
Have you realized that you are the only daikon I’ve rated yet~?
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:blob_hmm_two::blob_hmm::blob_evil::blob_uwu: Your Stabbyness is a very wise Eldritch Goddess humu humu :blob_uwu: This daikon doesn't want to be rescued anymore. I like it here :blob_uwu::blob_evil:
 
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Reinaislost said:
I guess. You are probably one of the few people on this site who are married (if I'm not getting it wrong).
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We're not married, but we've been together for 4 years now, so we're like an old married couple :blob_joy: But that's Danny the person/author, Danny the SHHS character is a free daikon :blob_sir: and IRL Danny is not a masochistic degenerate either!
I just like fooling around, but need to prepare you all first for this immense tomfoolery step by step :blob_uwu::blob_uwu:
 
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