Whoever enters this thread will become the dreaded…

[CrimsonGenius]

Door to door insurance salesman.

10 years ago I accidentally let an vacuum salesman in my house. He tried to get me to sell something but I acted awkward around him. This will teach me not to let strange people into my home.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

But can I do a cartwheel?

 

[georgelee5786]

Can I do donuts?

 

[CrimsonGenius]

But can I do a cartwheel?

Can I do donuts?

Yes

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Yes

Sign me up.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

??
Banana?


?

 

[J_Chemist]

 

[HelloHound]

hi! lovely place you got here, but couldn't it use just a little something-something? Why I think I might just have a product to fill this hole in your life! For three easy payments of 66 and some change you'll be the proud owner of a brand new-!
*I am dragged out back behind a nearby shed and shot*

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Do you want a Sd.Kfz.132 with Panzer-Selbstfahrlafette II für 7,62-cm-PaK 36
auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D »Marder II D« for a fair prize?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Congratulations it's a boy *hands over a pregnancy test report* *leaves after shaking hands with the dude who is still shocked and confused*.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Congratulations it's a boy *hands over a pregnancy test report* *leaves after shaking hands with the dude who is still shocked and confused*.

I accidentally predicted corty's situation.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

I accidentally predicted corty's situation.

Biggest Brain!