SHF High-school Fanfic

[Conqueror_Quack]

We will run the duck pictures through you, then you may decide if you want them censored or not

Yay!!!

 

[Theirl]

do not worry i already stolen found in a youtube video our jornal template now i just need to be able to install stablem difusion for the art and have something to write about here is the model(ignore the random trivia about ventilation sistem)

 

[SRB]

Censored information, mind you. Censorship from the student council is important so that the students don't come across cognito hazards

You do know that I'm a part of the student council, right? If nobody takes away my position that is.

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Yes as long as I don't intervene, I can still control all aspects of perception, I would only intervene if your perception isn't fun. The last time I was friendly and harmless the person had many regrets or rather not because he died too fast.

I'm not sure what you mean by a 'fun perception.' If you become a friend of mine, it can't go one way: we share the burden together.

From what I can understand, even if I perceive you as my friend, the 'you' is still a separate entity, and the moment you think you aren't having fun, even if I perceive you do so, you are ready to alter my mental. At that point, can you really say we have been friends?

 

[Theirl]

I'm beggining to think that I'm doing @Theirl 's job... He should be the one to recruit new people.

no conrade its our job xD

 

[LuoirM]

One month time skip
"Hey Luoir, why did you join the photography clubs."
"Honestly I was just trying to take some pics of female students to stick onto my wall but I've grown to enjoy the arts of aperture, shutter speed, ISO, exposure, depth of field, focal length, white balance, composition, rule of thirds, bokeh, RAW, bracketing, histogram, crop factor, lens hood, metering, viewfinder, long exposure, panning. Here's a picture of a duck that's been approved by Quack, the background is pink and blue, I used the 1980 filter for that black and white effect while having the lighting at a 90 degrees angle"

 

[SRB]

no conrade its our job xD

*USSR anthem begins to play in the background*
Comrade. It will be my honor to work with you.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You do know that I'm a part of the student council, right? If nobody takes away my position that is.

Of course I know, that's why you'll help with the censorship. Right?(pretty please)

 

[MidnightFox]

@MidnightFox You asked if we have a lunch lady. Here you go.

Never thought it would happen this quickly though, well another customer is always welcome

 

[Theirl]

*USSR anthem begins to play in the background*
Comrade. It will be my honor to work with you.

I agree

 

[LuoirM]

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

I think I'm in love.

 

[SRB]

Of course I know, that's why you'll help with the censorship. Right?(pretty please)

Hmm, only if this censorship protects people from real danger, and is not used by some random drug cartel - of which I know absolutely nothing - to advertise their products. Then yes.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Hmm, only if this censorship protects people from real danger, and is not used by some random drug cartel - of which I know absolutely nothing - to advertise their products. Then yes.

Ufufufufu, of course, we're protecting people alright, especially our clients and sponsors

 

[Theirl]

Ufufufufu, of course, we're protecting people alright, especially our clients and sponsors

i should be worried about that, but i believe 100% in the integrity and morals of our crew

 

[SRB]

Ufufufufu, of course, we're protecting people alright, especially our clients and sponsors

Great.
Now, hypothetically, do your hypothetical Comrades in a hypothetical drug cartel have hypothetical drugs that go well with vodka? Hypothetically, of course.

 

[SRB]

i should be worried about that, but i believe 100% in the integrity and morals of our crew

Worst comes to worse, I'll just borrow all the limbs of our hypothetical unsuitable reporters.

 

[Theirl]

Worst comes to worse, I'll just borrow all the limbs of our hypothetical unsuitable reporters.

leave that to u im just a normal ordinary vent loving human

 

[SRB]

leave that to u im just a normal ordinary vent loving human

Please tell me that our headquarters is also in vents.

 

[Theirl]

Please tell me that our headquarters is also in vents.

well i tought that was a given, but if that is too much of a problem i can ask for a room to our student council president

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Great.
Now, hypothetically, do your hypothetical Comrades in a hypothetical drug cartel have hypothetical drugs that go well with vodka? Hypothetically, of course.

In theory, there should be some neat party drugs. But practically, in this hypothetical situation, it would be recommended to speak with the hypothetical higher ups of this hypothetical drug cartel

Worst comes to worse, I'll just borrow all the limbs of our hypothetical unsuitable reporters.

This unsuitable reporter will hypothetically cry and call for her masters!