SHF High-school Fanfic

[BouncyCactus]

You left me out :(
And I am someone who is good at cooking.

You arrive to the competition on minute too late, wheeling in a cart of an entire 3-course meal~

 

[Corty]

@Rhaps updated, added.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

@Azure_Fog - Security (and ramen maker)
@Dr.Quack (Breadwinner)
@Sleds (Ingredient Sourcing Manager)
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian (Roasting Expert)
@Nahrenne (Head Chef)
@Reinaislost (Vice-Chef & Co-ordinator)
@SsemouyOnan (Judge)
@MatchaChocolate69 (Unknown source. Either a helper or a mole working for the Judges)
@BouncyCactus (Swimsuit presenter of our food)
@Stealthy_Enigma (Food taster + saboteur of the judges)

How does this sound? If I left someone out who signed up, tell me. I may have missed some posts while dealing with everything. Sorry if that happened.

You might have forgotten me but I would be happy with a cameo.

well that mean u can harm non-humans? and u are not a bot right why would the 3 laws stop u from anything?

Well she already can harm most people.

If only you are comfortable with it. You can either play it off as playful flirt, or ~smut~it~up~~~

Well I won't I chapter about it~
But I'm okay with making it a truth, that would be the third potential relationship already.

 

[Rhaps]

You arrive to the competition on minute too late, wheeling in a cart of an entire 3-course meal~

I could actually do that, since I cooked for a wedding before and had experiences with courses

 

[melchi]

It's a workers union and we are going to strike for increased pay and overtime

Shouldn't we put a safe learning environment as the #1 demand?

 

[RepresentingPride]

@Azure_Fog - Security (and ramen maker)
@Dr.Quack (Breadwinner)
@Sleds (Ingredient Sourcing Manager)
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian (Roasting Expert)
@Nahrenne (Head Chef)
@Reinaislost (Vice-Chef & Co-ordinator)
@SsemouyOnan (Judge)
@MatchaChocolate69 (Unknown source. Either a helper or a mole working for the Judges)
@BouncyCactus (Swimsuit presenter of our food)
@Stealthy_Enigma (Food taster + saboteur of the judges)
@Rhaps (Drink spiker server)

How does this sound? If I left someone out who signed up, tell me. I may have missed some posts while dealing with everything. Sorry if that happened.

Ingredient Sourcing Manager, you think it's a good idea to let me at this post?

 

[Corty]

Shouldn't we put a safe learning environment as the #1 demand?

 

[Corty]

Ingredient Sourcing Manager, you think it's a good idea to let me at this post?

I trust you, my bro.

 

[BouncyCactus]

@Rhaps (Drink spiker server)

What's drink we got on tap? Anything alcoholic? Who were the one that took up the bootlegging quest? They better be the supplier of drink!

Well I won't I chapter about it~
But I'm okay with making it a truth, that would be the third potential relationship already.

Prob wont write about that either~ but we can make that cannon alright.

So far, @LuoirM molested me (I think), and @Voidiris vored me~
(Did not think that I'll play the bard of this fan fic, lol. Now, I just need to lay the dragon!)

 

[RepresentingPride]

I trust you, my bro.

For the ones who going to cook, remember to bring your own ingredients since the Ingredient Sourcing Manager are sleeping in the corner.

 

[melchi]

Guys,gals, in-betweens!

I am going to write the ball/cooking show quest, I need a few volunteers who would join me in the event so I can write you in.

If it is a ball, will there be partner dancing?

 

[Rhaps]

What's drink we got on tap? Anything alcoholic? Who were the one that took up the bootlegging quest? They better be the supplier of drink!

Some old fashion champagne or maybe whiskey? I have some Cognac with me rn.

 

[Corty]

What's drink we got on tap? Anything alcoholic? Who were the one that took up the bootlegging quest? They better be the supplier of drink!

It will be mystery drink.

If it is a ball, will there be partner dancing?

Mission 3: Host Club.

Host a successful baking show mixed with a costume ball in the auditorium.

Note: The judges will be from Class-B's RR reviewers and the fun police. Good luck."
it is a competition first and foremost.

 

[MidnightFox]

For the ones who going to cook, remember to bring your own ingredients since the Ingredient Sourcing Manager are sleeping in the corner.

And probably getting eaten by a shark man who happened to be hungry at the time

 

[Iamnotabot]

well that mean u can harm non-humans? and u are not a bot right why would the 3 laws stop u from anything?

Good question, i do not have the authority to answer them. Please send the company of BOTS. Inc a letter and we will get back to this as soon as possible.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I trust you, my bro.

Awesome we are fucked.

So far, @LuoirM molested me (I think), and @Voidiris vored me~
(Did not think that I'll play the bard of this fan fic, lol. Now, I just need to lay the dragon!)

Well I'm probably as big of a vore as you in some ways of view.
In a future chapter I will bring matcha to rub the weapon he is using so much it shots and I'm going to thoroughly enjoy it.

 

[Corty]

Finally got time to finish editing everything. My queue has been cleared of commissions for now. I can focus on writing my own chappy~

Here is the schedule (the time zone is CET; do the conversion for your own time zone, please)

 

[SRB]

@Azure_Fog - Security (and ramen maker)
@Dr.Quack (Breadwinner)
@Sleds (Ingredient Sourcing Manager)
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian (Roasting Expert)
@Nahrenne (Head Chef)
@Reinaislost (Vice-Chef & Co-ordinator)
@SsemouyOnan (Judge)
@MatchaChocolate69 (Unknown source. Either a helper or a mole working for the Judges)
@BouncyCactus (Swimsuit presenter of our food)
@Stealthy_Enigma (Food taster + saboteur of the judges)
@Rhaps (Drink spiker server)

How does this sound? If I left someone out who signed up, tell me. I may have missed some posts while dealing with everything. Sorry if that happened.

I wanted to take the position of dancing chef of Russian national cuisine (did you expect anything else?) for this event and borrow some kind of a body from a volunteer. I'll probably end up as an anime girl, because every Eldritch Horror should have an anime girl form.

 

[Corty]

I wanted to take the position of dancing chef of Russian national cuisine (did you expect anything else?) for this event and borrow some kind of a body from a volunteer. I'll probably end up an anime girl, because every Eldritch Horror should have an anime girl form.

added you to the list.

 

[Glitched]

I have been thinking about it for a long time; this is simply the information-gathering phase.

What does this entail?

Nothing serious, really. It is just to give everyone a chance to have some fun in the community. If I see interest in it, here is what would happen:

• I would create an account that would host the fic on the main site.
• Any authors who would want to take part in it would be able to reach out to me, and I would share login info.
  • To avoid ruining the fun, known troll accounts are instantly barred from it. Sorry, not sorry.
  • This is for having fun and to poke fun at ourselves, but try to be funny and not mean about it. If you want to take part in the writing process, be reasonable; that is all I ask.
  • Tl;dr be an adult about it.
• If you are interested but don't want to write but still be part of it, that is all good. Keep reading; I will explain.

Now, the story would be open to all kinds of utter nonsense, but to keep it somewhat coherent, the setting is a high-school trope. So, if you want to offer yourself (Pun intended, sorry.), sign up for one of the empty spots. You can leave even a little info about what you would allow, what not, what type of character you would want to play in the story, etc. There is no guarantee that it will be used, that depends on how would this all turn out. It is an experiment at best.

1. Teacher - I nominate Hans for the position, even if he is not amongst us right now.
2. HelloHound
3. Prince_Azmiran_Myrian (Azmiran Myrian)
4. Anon (???)
5. SailusGebel
6. En-chan
7. Georgelee5786
8. TheEldritchGod
9. MatchaChocolate69 (Matcha)
10. SsemouyOnan
11. Cupcakeninja
12. Kraken1 (Kraken)
13. Luoir
14. Gaylolis (Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon)
15. Melchi
16. Paul_Tromba
17. ElliePorter (Ellie)
18. Rhaps
19. TheMonotonePuppet
20. RiaCorvidiva (Ria)
21. Reinaislost
22. BouncyCactus
23. Assurbanipal II
24. DannyTheDaikon (Danny)
25. LilRora
26. TsumiHokiro (Tsumi)
27. 2swordsperminute (or anything else)
28. Bartun
29. Cortavar
30. Corty
31. Iamnotabot
32. Nahrenne
33. Voidiris
34. Kureous
35. Kalliel
36. Sleds
37. Cage: Dr. Quack (Supreme Quack Albus of the Dadarictus) - Classroom Pet
38. Redemit (Mac the Janitor)
39. Stealthy_Enigma (Enigma)
40. Simple_Russian_Boi (Boi)
41. Sola-sama
42. Ran-Ron (Ran & Ron) - School Nurse
43. Azure_Fog (Azure) - True chair is -13, upside down on the ceiling
44. Aaqil - Cat, sitting on anyone's (mostly Envy's) table.
45. Narvii
46. Quagma
47. Arcadia Blade (Arcy)
48. Midnight Fox
49. Theirl
50. J_Chemist
51. Archie
52. Darkness

Full starter character list by Melchi: CLICK HERE

Check the story's glossary from now on!​

Here is my template if you need to know how to apply for a position in the classroom.

Chair: 30
Name: Corty (we will take your username 99% of the time, so, duh, it is for the community)
Gender: Male (human)
Info: Resident weeb. + I allow everything. Go wild; you can yandere my character or portray it as an utter fool; I don't mind.

Of course, you can write up whatever you want, but my guess is the writers will run with your personality based on what you showed on the forums. So don't be surprised if it gets ignored.

If this shows sufficient interest, I will proceed and create the account (as I said, this is me simply looking for feedback) and will notify you all of what's next. If some miracle happens and all 36 slots are filled, don't be afraid. This is a fanfic. Transfer students are welcome at any time.

Does this still stand?