SHF High-school Fanfic

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I’m not racist, since you are human. Not dragon. I’m delusionist.

This is an interdimensional High School. Why can't I be a Dragon in some dimensions?

 

[melchi]

You might as well just give me vice president.

Fills out the form for anon's application....byuhaha

 

[MidnightFox]

A delusional delusionist. You are selfawarenessist

My sister and potentially Vice President showed up

 

[AnonUnlimited]

This is an interdimensional High School. Why can't I be a Dragon in some dimensions?

-_-

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

-_-

Checkmate.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

No. It is a STUDENT council.

Fuck it I am going to create an union

 

[Corty]

Fuck it I am going to create an union

That is allowed.

 

[MidnightFox]

Fuck it I am going to create an union

Don't get cooked while you're at it

 

[RepresentingPride]

Fuck it I am going to create an union

The Bread Warrior Union!

 

[Deleted member 84247]

My sister and potentially Vice President showed up

Vice president of what? I don’t want to be the student council! You’d all regret that decision.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

That is allowed.

It's a workers union and we are going to strike for increased pay and overtime

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

The Bread Warrior Union!

Yea and this too

 

[SRB]

Oh, didn't know we could add things to cemet our position in the council... @Corty may I try some things?

Focuses on Personal Gain: I don't consider my ability to become friends with anyone after a bottle of vodka to be anything negative. As a Liason between Eldritch beings and members of the human race, I find the ability to quickly make friends useful and important for resolving and preventing conflicts. As for my collection... The number and quality of the body parts I use directly affects my strength. The more and better fingers and hands I have, the stronger I am. This power is sometimes needed to resolve conflicts that cannot be resolved with words.

Lack of Clarity in References:

Teacher or Faculty Reference (Optional): Ran-Ron.
Peer Reference (Optional): TheMonotonePuppet, SailusGebel (he's Russian, he would probably vouch for me).

 

[MidnightFox]

Vice president of what? I don’t want to be the student council! You’d all regret that decision.

Not me, i welcome you with open arms the dark side of school will prosper with you on board

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Can all of the council members fight after school anyway? We need to establish who's the strongest, after all.

Only if us secretaries can opt out, would very much want to not get obliterated and torn to shreds

 

[SRB]

Only if us secretaries can opt out, would very much want to not get obliterated and torn to shreds

I don't think there will be any problems with that. Why force those who don't want violence upon themselves to fight?

 

[MidnightFox]

Only if us secretaries can opt out, would very much want to not get obliterated and torn to shreds

My condolences

 

[Corty]

@Simple_Russian_Boi

Spoiler: Application results

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

This is @RepresentingEnvy's photos during her younger days

 

[Iamnotabot]

Okay, Comrade, I'll ask a slightly different question. If I shake your hand, will I feel human flesh or metal?

And an ulawful disassembly?! I am Russian, I would never do something illegal! At least while I'm sober.

Depending on which unit your are performing the gesture of the hand shacking with.

All botty unit are made out of metal or a combination of one, through some unit do have a synthetic skin graph to them so they could be more friendly.

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