SHF High-school Fanfic

[Conqueror_Quack]

My programing law does not alow me to harm human in any way. Stealing or doing any action you just request is breaking that law.

You have borrowed some of my time without notice

 

[Iamnotabot]

You have borrowed some of my time without notice

Negative, you chose to waste your own time.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Negative, you chose to waste your own time.

Is this because I am a duck , I have to say that's quite speciest

 

[BouncyCactus]

Guys,gals, in-betweens!

I am going to write the ball/cooking show quest, I need a few volunteers who would join me in the event so I can write you in.

Me~! I can cook an amazing looking meal that otherwise taste exceedingly average! And the ball too! I wanna be all dressed up pretty and/or suavy! You can dressed me up however you want, a ball gown or a suit.

 

[Rhaps]

What you didn't understand in the doubt image? You want more words?

Here:

I doubt that only Quack and you can win against @Azure_Fog , there a lot who can win against her in that class, if not everyone.

Even if I can't win against her, I can still curse her with minor inconveniences. Like stepping on lego randomly even with shoes on.

Fairy magic is fuck up, not even gods can escape their trickery.

 

[Iamnotabot]

Is this because I am a duck , I have to say that's quite speciest

As i have stated, living being are created with free will. You are a living being, therefore you have will.

Conclusion: you have willingly wasted your own time.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Me~! I can cook an amazing looking meal that otherwise taste exceedingly average! And the ball too! I wanna be all dressed up pretty and/or suavy! You can dressed me up however you want, a ball gown or a suit.

I read that you taste exceedingly average the first time read I your message.
But is it true? And am I allowed to eat you?

Even if I can't win against her, I can still curse her with minor inconveniences. Like stepping on lego randomly even with shoes on.

Fairy magic is fuck up, not even gods can escape their trickery.

Indeed.

 

[Rhaps]

Guys,gals, in-betweens!

I am going to write the ball/cooking show quest, I need a few volunteers who would join me in the event so I can write you in.

As an irl cook, I must oblige to join.

P.S, I do not put my drugs in my food, as I am very serious about cooking.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Even if I can't win against her, I can still curse her with minor inconveniences. Like stepping on lego randomly even with shoes on.

Fairy magic is fuck up, not even gods can escape their trickery.

Just make her have "baby shark do do do do" or " never gonna give you up" play in her head for all eternity

 

[Corty]

@Corty will this outfit suffice for the ball?

Hawt.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I doubt that only Quack and you can win against @Azure_Fog , there a lot who can win against her in that class, if not everyone.

Depends on the author~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Like stepping on lego randomly even with shoes on.

*the Lego shatters*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Just make her have "baby shark do do do do" or " never gonna give you up" play in her head for all eternity

I’m already insane. What’s that going to do?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I’m already insane. What’s that going to do?

It'll Make you cringe

 

[SRB]

Try thinking like a politician by making unreasonable promises and wording out your war crimes to look like acts of generosity~ worked wonders for me. (also if the AI said it doesn't like a word or phrase don't use it)

Lying is punishable by death, @Corty said so!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Make you cringe

Hmmm~ okay~

 

[SRB]

Guys,gals, in-betweens!

I am going to write the ball/cooking show quest, I need a few volunteers who would join me in the event so I can write you in.

I have no idea what I'll have to do, but I'll join.

Edit: I lied, I know what I can do. I can borrow some legs and destroy everyone in a dance battle. Or I can cook. Or both.

 

[quagma]

Guys,gals, in-betweens!

I am going to write the ball/cooking show quest, I need a few volunteers who would join me in the event so I can write you in.

If someone attempts to use one of Our Selfs as an ingredient in calamari or takoyaki, We will be *very* disappointed in whoever attempts it. And, We remind everyone, that octopi are venomous with some really nasty neurotoxins, which We guarantee you'll experience the full gamut of, if anyone so much as *dares* to look at Us with thoughts of Our flavor.

We want in on the cooking show, if you'll have Us.

 

[BouncyCactus]

I read that you taste exceedingly average the first time read I your message.
But is it true? And am I allowed to eat you?

Hm...Vore? I haven't tried that yet! How about we stop by my dorm after class~?
(¬‿¬)

 

[quagma]

Even if I can't win against her, I can still curse her with minor inconveniences. Like stepping on lego randomly even with shoes on.

Fairy magic is fuck up, not even gods can escape their trickery.

An ability We seem to share in common. Fae magic seems to rely on fate and luck quite a bit, something We employ quite frequently as well.