laccoff_mawning
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Ah, friend, you've arrived safely. I'm so glad.
As you know, we at camp ORIGIN strive to resist these "isekaied" tyrants who corrupt our nation's wellbeing and morals. After much reconnaissence, we have discoved the total number of these individuals to be four, but each with their own powerful backing. It will be difficult to defeat any one of these beings, but we are aware of the consequences if we do not.
All thats left for you to do is pick your bounty. We'll state what information we've managed to gather about each. It's not much, but its better than going in blind:
The warrior:
He boasts a body of steel, and moves lightning fast. We don't know how, but he can block axes and arrows with his bare arms, run faster than horses, and pick up city gates by himself. Fortunately, his actual skill seems terrible, and he insists on dual-wielding massive swords. We really recommend you be a woman for this job. He kills any man who so much as looks menacing, but seems to let mass murderers off as long as they promise "not to do it again" if they're pretty.
The archmage:
He actually breaks the laws of physics- it wasn't that hard to figure out, he's so boastful he told us directly. He possesses an infinite magic source, and the ability to conjure magic based on familiarity of concept rather than through the laws of equivalent exchange. With these powers, he's practically a demigod. Thankfully, although he likes to think he's a genius, he's clearly not, since the best we've seen him come up with is making a really, really hot fireball. despite his limitless powers, that seems to be about the limit of his creativity.
The merchant:
He possesses some of a brain, which made him incredibly elusive to our spies. His abilities everyone knows about are his abilities to store items in some form of pocket dimension, and his abilitiy to teleport. His lesser known abilitiy is to read off information from any object just by looking at it. Be sneaky. Be super sneaky. Even if he looks at you once, the mission will be over and you will need to escape immediately. He possesses multiple incredibly rare life-saving trinkets, so just because he doesn't fight himself, dont assume this will be an easy job.
The Edgelord:
After the demon lord died, the Edgelord took up residence in his old tower, living a pretty shut-in life with his demonic army. He's capable of all things the previous demon lord could do, and possibly more. The other three individuals did plan on dealing with him, but upon meeting him he claimed to be a "nice guy" so they left him alone. Well I can't blame them- he does considerably less damage to our kindgom than any of the other isekaied beings, but his miasma he speads for his own protection is eating acres of land each day, and his army will attack any beings they deem as weak that wander into their territory.
As you know, we at camp ORIGIN strive to resist these "isekaied" tyrants who corrupt our nation's wellbeing and morals. After much reconnaissence, we have discoved the total number of these individuals to be four, but each with their own powerful backing. It will be difficult to defeat any one of these beings, but we are aware of the consequences if we do not.
All thats left for you to do is pick your bounty. We'll state what information we've managed to gather about each. It's not much, but its better than going in blind:
The warrior:
He boasts a body of steel, and moves lightning fast. We don't know how, but he can block axes and arrows with his bare arms, run faster than horses, and pick up city gates by himself. Fortunately, his actual skill seems terrible, and he insists on dual-wielding massive swords. We really recommend you be a woman for this job. He kills any man who so much as looks menacing, but seems to let mass murderers off as long as they promise "not to do it again" if they're pretty.
The archmage:
He actually breaks the laws of physics- it wasn't that hard to figure out, he's so boastful he told us directly. He possesses an infinite magic source, and the ability to conjure magic based on familiarity of concept rather than through the laws of equivalent exchange. With these powers, he's practically a demigod. Thankfully, although he likes to think he's a genius, he's clearly not, since the best we've seen him come up with is making a really, really hot fireball. despite his limitless powers, that seems to be about the limit of his creativity.
The merchant:
He possesses some of a brain, which made him incredibly elusive to our spies. His abilities everyone knows about are his abilities to store items in some form of pocket dimension, and his abilitiy to teleport. His lesser known abilitiy is to read off information from any object just by looking at it. Be sneaky. Be super sneaky. Even if he looks at you once, the mission will be over and you will need to escape immediately. He possesses multiple incredibly rare life-saving trinkets, so just because he doesn't fight himself, dont assume this will be an easy job.
The Edgelord:
After the demon lord died, the Edgelord took up residence in his old tower, living a pretty shut-in life with his demonic army. He's capable of all things the previous demon lord could do, and possibly more. The other three individuals did plan on dealing with him, but upon meeting him he claimed to be a "nice guy" so they left him alone. Well I can't blame them- he does considerably less damage to our kindgom than any of the other isekaied beings, but his miasma he speads for his own protection is eating acres of land each day, and his army will attack any beings they deem as weak that wander into their territory.
