Cannibalism

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You are forced to harvest, via magical or some other mechanism, to eat your species' flesh. Vampires eat vampires, dragons eat dragons, humans eat humans, etc.

However, things like puppets, living stars, some eldritch things, question marks, etc. (non-fleshy things) will be transformed into the human-ish version of your creature. In my case, that means I become a child-sized, androgynous creature. My hair is braided skin, and my clothes are skin. My insides are empty, bloody flesh.

What this means is that I am only allowed to choose from skin, neck flesh, and blood. Bleck!

What is your choice? How does your lore influence your demented little choice? Feel free to ask questions!

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

More combustion means more Well Done will follow.

 

[Seaspecter]

From the selection you've given, I would eat the booba...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

More combustion means more Well Done will follow.

That's means you explode... fully. You want yourself to be well done? I mean, it's the option only available to you, so you aren't exactly able to sell the option to others...
*shrugs*
This puppet isn't judging though! Everyone dreams of going out of life in a big boom! No judgement!

From the selection you've given, I would eat the booba...

Too fatty for me. Not to mention, aren't those cartilaginous for support since they have no bones? With many glands? Wouldn't that have an odd texture since the muscles underneath the breasts provide support, but are not included in the eating option?... Interesting tastes, @Seaspecter ! Good to know!

 

[HelloHound]

the bones would be nice and sturdy I think

 

[Seaspecter]

Too fatty for me. Not to mention, aren't those cartilaginous for support since they have no bones? With many glands? Wouldn't that have an odd texture since the muscles underneath the breasts provide support, but are not included in the eating option?... Interesting tastes, @Seaspecter ! Good to know!

I have err, reasons yeah that's it.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

the bones would be nice and sturdy I think

I put that option for you! Looked it up, this is a large dog femur at the top, then a human femur on the bottom. They look surprisingly similar.

 

[Jet]

No butt option? The hell? Albert Fish would rage and roast you alive!

 

[NotaNuffian]

If you want psychosis, eat the brain.

If not, go for the butt.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

That's means you explode... fully. You want yourself to be well done? I mean, it's the option only available to you, so you aren't exactly able to sell the option to others...
*shrugs*
This puppet isn't judging though! Everyone dreams of going out of life in a big boom! No judgement!

You assume I am not already well done enough to survive a little combustion. No, I am perfectly fine with a little more fire. I already breathe it.

Edit: The word you should have used was detonation, not combustion. Combustion is not as explosive.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

No bum option? The hell? Albert Fish would rage and roast you alive!

Heard that bums are pretty close to pig butt. Not sure if that's right, but sounds like one of the potentially tastiest options. Sorry @NotaNuffian too!

 

[Seaspecter]

I put that option for you! Looked it up, this is a large dog femur at the top, then a human femur on the bottom. They look surprisingly similar.
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Interestingly enough our ancestors used to scavenge bones from carcasses and crack them open with rocks that was one of the first animal food sources they had access too.

 

[Rhaps]

The belly first since it store the most fat, logically speaking, and probably the most tender to cook.

Other than that, I would go for the thighs then calfs, since they also contain a lot of muscle, muscle=protein.

I have a whole cannibalism chart planned out, which also include a list of pioritized targets. Number one being 6 months pregnant women.

 

[Seaspecter]

The belly first since it store the most fat, logically speaking, and probably the most tender to cook.

Other than that, I would go for the thighs then calfs, since they also contain a lot of muscle, muscle=protein.

I have a whole cannibalism chart planned out, which also include a list of pioritized targets. Number one being 6 months pregnant women.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You assume I am not already well done enough to survive a little combustion. No, I am perfectly fine with a little more fire. I already breathe it.

No. I am assuming for the sake of this poll that you are not capable surviving of a nuclear-level detonation in your stomach, which has not evolved for such temperatures.

But more importantly, I am assuming, for the sake of the poll, that the explosion of all the fire-breathing potential a dragon will have in its life, is a sure-kill thing, so that those ashamed of cannibalism can get rid of themselves in a fiery explosion. It serves a plot point. You can exit stage right for committing the sin of eating your own species' flesh. It's convenient.

Edit: The word you should have used was detonation, not combustion. Combustion is not as explosive.

Ohhh! I see. My bad!

The belly first since it store the most fat, logically speaking, and probably the most tender to cook.

Other than that, I would go for the thighs then calfs, since they also contain a lot of muscle, muscle=protein.

I have a whole cannibalism chart planned out, which also include a list of pioritized targets. Number one being 6 months pregnant women.

Beautiful! You should post it to help others plan out their cannibalism as well!

 

[Rhaps]

I have logical reasons too, wanna hear them out?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I have logical reasons too, wanna hear them out?

I want to hear them! Please! Please!

 

[Seaspecter]

I have logical reasons too, wanna hear them out?

Go for it, but just know the parts I'd eat first aren't on the list.

 

[NotaNuffian]

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

We are all learning so much, everyone! Aren't you glad I started this super educational poll? A double class of anatomy and cuisine like no other. We should try to break into private education now. We just need @MintiLime to help us with her medical experience!