Should I really think Santa is a good guy?

[StarrGaze]

Not a good dude

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Where does it leave Krampus?

Krampus is a creature of the void.

 

[HelloHound]

guy gives me free stuff for not acting like a jerk, what's not to like?

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Santa is a fictional character that distracts from the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ.

So I'd be fine with removing him.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Santa is a fictional character that distracts from the birth of our savior, Jesus Christ.

So I'd be fine with removing him.

Wasn't Santa Claus a legend created through a catholic priest that did many good things? Everybody celebrated his death?

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Wasn't Santa Claus a legend created through a catholic priest that did many good things? Everybody celebrated his death?

Yeah, but that's not why Santa Claus is celebrated now.
St. Nicholas day is Dec 6th, not 25th.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Well culture is ever changing.

 

[Ellieporter]

He knows when I am active; he knows my allegiance, he can sneak into my house unnoticed, he has magic. Has a labor force. Isolated. Does not give me what I want. Likes children. Feeds on sweets. Are we sure he's a good guy? I say we take him down.

You're in his naughty list, aren't you?

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You're in his naughty list, aren't you?

He wants to commit santacide.
Doesn't he know how many dreams he would destroy?
He should show more support for his cause.

 

[Lloyd]

Historically, Santa was bishop who became and saint, and was well know for his acts of generosity and that one time he beat the shit out of a Christian heretic at the council of Nicaea. So yeah, he's definitely a good guy.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Historically, Santa was bishop who became and saint, and was well know for his acts of generosity and that one time he beat the shit out of a Christian heretic at the council of Nicaea. So yeah, he's definitely a good guy.

I would say he was a good Christian.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

He knows when I am active; he knows my allegiance, he can sneak into my house unnoticed, he has magic. Has a labor force. Isolated. Does not give me what I want. Likes children. Feeds on sweets. Are we sure he's a good guy? I say we take him down.

i saw stop being a naughty little bitch and start being a good little boy, then maybe Daddy will give you what you want. It better be a fat cock though because that all i got

 

[BearlyAlive]

i saw stop being a naughty little bitch and start being a good little boy, then maybe Daddy will give you what you want. It better be a fat cock though because that all i got

You got a chicken?

 

[Echimera]

I think we're safe as long as he doesn't snap, though we're not the ones in immediate danger

 

[CupcakeNinja]

You got a chicken?

roosters, specifically.

 

[ConansWitchBaby]

All N.O.R.A.D. can do is track him. They can do nothing else. What chance do we have?

 

[Kalliel]

I would like to think that this Santa is biologically and historically accurate, so no.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Zip Zip Zip, Look. There is no Santa Claus, no Tooth Fairy, and No Uncle Mikey!

Just remember, Evil spelled backwards... is LIVE. and we all want to do THAT, don't we?

 

[J_Chemist]

Well, Mrs. Claus puts up with him for 364 days of the year and they haven't divorced in centuries so I presume he's not that bad.

That or Christmas is his one day he uses as an excuse to get away from his nagging wife. If that's true, then he's more patient than I am.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

i saw stop being a naughty little bitch and start being a good little boy, then maybe Daddy will give you what you want. It better be a fat cock though because that all i got

bruh