Should I really think Santa is a good guy?

[CrimsonGenius]

He knows when I am active; he knows my allegiance, he can sneak into my house unnoticed, he has magic. Has a labor force. Isolated. Does not give me what I want. Likes children. Feeds on sweets. Are we sure he's a good guy? I say we take him down.

 

[MintiLime]

I side with Santa. Did you see him in Rise of the Guardians???

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Yes.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

Santa is a good guy.

 

[DemonOppai]

To be fair.. Santa is just a regular dictator. Sounds like the modern good guy to me.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Santa is THE CHAD, period.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

Alright, you all have convinced me. Santa is a good guy.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I love this thread.

We have a vampire equivalent to Santa too. He is simply known as Count Klaus.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I love this thread.

We have a vampire equivalent to Santa too. He is simply known as Count Klaus.

Countess Klaus

I'm sorry my AI doesn't make men even by begging it

 

[AnonUnlimited]

According to Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures, Santa has good qi.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Countess Klaus

I'm sorry my AI doesn't make men even by begging it

No, this is better.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

No, this is better.

You want her coming down your chimney don’t you?

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Santa gives briberies. Therefore, buying allegiances… is that what a good guy does? If you are not a good person in his eyes, he instead settles punishment. Doesn't seem like a very good guy to me.

 

[CrimsonGenius]

Where does it leave Krampus?

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Santa is a character, just like Barney the Dinosaur. A long time ago, a person named St. Nicholas inspired the Santa we know today. A long time ago, dinosaurs roamed the earth and inspired the Barney we know today.

 

[georgelee5786]

That's why he is the good guy. Down with the unhuman

 

[owotrucked]

Santa is just disguised Satan

 

[WeissBlatt]

According to some old movie, Santa opposes Satan so that makes him a good guy. Unless...

 

[Succubiome]

In modern interpretations of Santa Claus, he's basically the saint of Capitalism and the Puritan Work Ethic that comes from equating financial fortune with spiritual favor from God-- if you like those things, he probably seems good.

If you don't, he probably doesn't.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Santa is just disguised Satan

Must be a really good dude then.