Anon2024 (Aka 2023; Aka 2021) court proceedings

[Representing_Tromba]

I am currently the presiding judge, so I overrule any future charges against myself. *Slams gavel* One more utterance of charges against me, and this gavel will find your head.

Long gavel.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

I am currently the presiding judge, so I overrule any future charges against myself. *Slams gavel* One more utterance of charges against me, and this gavel will find your head.

So what’s the address for the court? I’m tired of arguing online about charges.

 

[Corty]

I request that the judge be voted upon democratically to avoid any and all biases under oath. I personally nominate, @SailusGebel , @Aaqil , and @Corty

You really made me read through this thread when I wanted to go and sleep, huh?

As Possible Judge Corty, my verdict is as follows:

Charge 1: As it benefited the forums and Hans, it is considered charity and accepted as a tax-writeoff. Not guilty.

Charge 2: Nobody cares about internet rules. 10 counts of angry react is the punishment. Half-guilty.

Charge 3: Numbers ain't real. Not guilty.

Charge 4: Weak. Guilty as charged. 10 sad react as punishment.

Charge 5: typical Anon, not guilty.

Charge 6: Guilty, 10 ha-ha reacts to mock his failure and make him feel embarrassed.

Court is adjourned or something. I don’t know, I bought my judge papers from Aliexpress.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

You really made me read through this thread when I wanted to go and sleep, huh?

As Possible Judge Corty, my verdict is as follows:

Charge 1: As it benefited the forums and Hans, it is considered charity and accepted as a tax-writeoff. Not guilty.

Charge 2: Nobody cares about internet rules. 10 counts of angry react is the punishment. Half-guilty.

Charge 3: Numbers ain't real. Not guilty.

Charge 4: Weak. Guilty as charged. 10 sad react as punishment.

Charge 5: typical Anon, not guilty.

Charge 6: Guilty, 10 ha-ha reacts to mock his failure and make him feel embarrassed.

Court is adjourned or something. I don’t know, I bought my judge papers from Aliexpress.

May I call for a recess? The swings are calling to me.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Death

 

[RepresentingWrath]

What corty said, but way cooler.

 

[Corty]

May I call for a recess? The swings are calling to me.

Then this judge is off to sleep.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

So what’s the address for the court? I’m tired of arguing online about charges.

This isn't an argument though?

What corty said, but way cooler.

Say it.

Death

He will be sentenced to being happy for the rest of his life if he is found guilty. Or the Prosecutor will push for the unlocking of his profile.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

This isn't an argument though?

Say it.

He will be sentenced to being happy for the rest of his life if he is found guilty. Or the Prosecutor will push for the unlocking of his profile.

You can’t sentence me to anything but freedom.

Also, I will only unlock my profile for 29.99z

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You can’t sentence me to anything but freedom.

Also, I will only unlock my profile for 29.99z

 

[Theirl]

You can’t sentence me to anything but freedom.

Also, I will only unlock my profile for 29.99z

best i can do is one like

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You cannot objectively call yourself unbiased. You can try to be unbiased, but to claim you are unbiased generally means you are biased and simply trying to accomplish a goal.

I request that the judge be voted upon democratically to avoid any and all biases under oath. I personally nominate, @SailusGebel , @Aaqil , and @Corty

How are you even unbiased?

 

[Representing_Tromba]

How are you even unbiased?

I have no clue why they are even fighting and I like both of them equally. I'll side with whoever I feel is right. If Envy had more evidence for whatever they are in court for then I may switch sides.

 

[Rhaps]

As someone who has no idea what is going on. I want to nominate Anon as Guilty, due to personal grudges.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

As someone who has no idea what is going on. I want to nominate Anon as Guilty, due to personal grudges.

I already gave you back 2 cookies for the one I stole.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

more evidence

I

stole

cookies

*audible gasp

 

[Rhaps]

I already gave you back 2 cookies for the one I stole.

Even if I had forgiven you, a grudge is still a grudge. Nothing can erase your transgression.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

*audible gasp

Perfect. Let the next court know of these findings, so that way he can be found guilty. That's basically a confession, but I am stepping down as judge.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I have no clue why they are even fighting and I like both of them equally. I'll side with whoever I feel is right. If Envy had more evidence for whatever they are in court for then I may switch sides.

I mean in the way that biases are created through experience and subjectivity, it's quite impossible to have no such thing as no expirence and subjectivity for a human, thus being unbiased is impossible.

As someone who has no idea what is going on. I want to nominate Anon as Guilty, due to personal grudges.

Based.

Even if I had forgiven you, a grudge is still a grudge. Nothing can erase your transgression.

Even more based.

 

[Underload]

Is this a dictatorship?