Happy Turkey Day!

[TheEldritchGod]

Hello fellow humans!

I hope everyone is enjoying the ritualistic slaughter and consumption of that most foul of monsters, the Turkey.

Let us all remember those who have fallen in battle with these monstrous creatures and ever stay vigilant for the prophecized return of their creator and ruler, He-Who-Gobbles.

May you have a peaceful death before he returns, and have a happy turkey day!

 

[ThrillingHuman]

Ah yes. That time of the year when the rest of humanity collectively wage war on Turkey. Have you prepared your weapons?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Happy turkey day! I like blood marinated turkeys with a blood dressing. Do you put eye dressing on your turkeys? Give me a turkey paradox, Elder God.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

I hope that the humans don't do the same thing to my kin

 

[ThrillingHuman]

I hope that the humans don't do the same thing to my kin

I once visited my old friend Daji in China. We had a Peking duck for dinner. Its cries of despair were delicious.

 

[Corty]

I want to partake in roasting Turkey and eating it.

 

[Rhaps]

I hope that the humans don't do the same thing to my kin

Ducks are delicious, we don't have turkey here so your kind have to do >:)

 

[georgelee5786]

I'm just here for the (American) football

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I hope that the humans don't do the same thing to my kin

I don't want to tell you about turduken

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Happy turkey day! I like blood marinated turkeys with a blood dressing. Do you put eye dressing on your turkeys? Give me a turkey paradox, Elder God.

I just use honey. I found anything else dries out the turkey. I know of no paradox involving turkey... which I find disturbing.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Monkey likes meat

 

[Nexus_English]

I just want marshmallows, man.

 

[Representing_Tromba]

I'm making a ton of casseroles

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I don't want to tell you about turduken

 

[BearlyAlive]

Waging war on Turkey? YES!!! ...oh, you mean the animal, not the country ruled by that goat-lover...

Still good. Turkey tastes really good.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

I hope that the humans don't do the same thing to my kin

 

[J_Chemist]

Happy turkey day! I like blood marinated turkeys with a blood dressing. Do you put eye dressing on your turkeys? Give me a turkey paradox, Elder God.

Could you just bake a normal turkey this year? Maybe some extra stuffing would be nice.

Today is my first Thanksgiving not eating a massive meal, and I am content with this.

 

[NotaNuffian]

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Could you just bake a normal turkey this year? Maybe some extra stuffing would be nice.

Today is my first Thanksgiving not eating a massive meal, and I am content with this.

The blood is the most important part! I also make a nice blood jello. It's basically just a squishy blood. That's popular at some of the balls and masquerades. Well this year I went all out! Even made bloodberry sauce for the deserts!

 

[Deleted member 139452]

I once visited my old friend Daji in China. We had a Peking duck for dinner. Its cries of despair were delicious.