Happy Turkey Day!

TheEldritchGod

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Hello fellow humans!

I hope everyone is enjoying the ritualistic slaughter and consumption of that most foul of monsters, the Turkey.

Let us all remember those who have fallen in battle with these monstrous creatures and ever stay vigilant for the prophecized return of their creator and ruler, He-Who-Gobbles.

May you have a peaceful death before he returns, and have a happy turkey day!
 
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Happy turkey day! I like blood marinated turkeys with a blood dressing. Do you put eye dressing on your turkeys? Give me a turkey paradox, Elder God.
 

georgelee5786

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I'm just here for the (American) football
 

BearlyAlive

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Waging war on Turkey? YES!!! ...oh, you mean the animal, not the country ruled by that goat-lover...

Still good. Turkey tastes really good.
 

J_Chemist

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Happy turkey day! I like blood marinated turkeys with a blood dressing. Do you put eye dressing on your turkeys? Give me a turkey paradox, Elder God.
Could you just bake a normal turkey this year? Maybe some extra stuffing would be nice. :blob_neutral:

Today is my first Thanksgiving not eating a massive meal, and I am content with this.
 

NotaNuffian

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Could you just bake a normal turkey this year? Maybe some extra stuffing would be nice. :blob_neutral:

Today is my first Thanksgiving not eating a massive meal, and I am content with this.
The blood is the most important part! I also make a nice blood jello. It's basically just a squishy blood. That's popular at some of the balls and masquerades. Well this year I went all out! Even made bloodberry sauce for the deserts!
 
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