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Which is your favorite toy?

  • Corty button-contact lenses ("Heterochromia. It's a groovy mutation.")

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • doravg typewriter (be warned. You will be forced to write inhuman words)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • J_Chemist lab kit (for synthesizing stuff for... bedtime... activities. Ex. entire body for anal)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    24
  • Poll closed .

TheMonotonePuppet

A Puppet Colored by Medication
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Five have been taken from each of these three polls for having the top votes.
https://forum.scribblehub.com/threads/a-toy-for-all.14683/
Puppet Inc. is interested in the demographics of their sales of strewn adult molars growing viable guts out of their crown. The environmental conditions have been particularly conducive, and these may be the next rich man's delicacy.
But that's outside of the point of this poll.
This will determine the chilling sale of these toys. Which is best for the next line of toys?
~Un-der their skin~ Un-der their skin~ The toys groooOOOooooooooow un-der their skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin~
 
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Woolen_Monkey

Woolen
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Here we go again with a few gripes. That corpse pillow I got? Total letdown – it's practically just bones at this point. It should be more specific about the state it's in if anything. And that teddy bruh? Dude wouldn't stop complaining about being tired, which was nowhere on the warning label. Oh, and don't get me started on the puppet – it kept trying to stab me and rambled on about weird stuff. Seriously, they need to up their warning label game, it's getting old.

But, I'm not giving up on Puppet Inc. just yet. I'll be back for more reviews after trying out the other products in the lineup. Fingers crossed for a better experience next time!
 

Agentt

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I severely concerned aboutwhat you want to do with those action figures…
I'm an doll too, aren't I!


Plus, honestly I'll probably either lose you after a while or keep ya in storage for safekeeping and forget all about you, or just sleep with you will I accidentally break you one day by laying over you.


Fortunately for you, college life has taught me how to sleep in a small tight corner as to not disturb all the books on the bed around me.
 

HelloHound

Hound of hell, lover of girls
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You know, Puppet Inc. is surprised that more of their customers have not provided more feedback on the release of information on their choices. We expected annoyance at the little changes every single option has, except for Aaqil's.
I just figured my chew toy is so beloved it's now illegal to harm it
 
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