Mammal Among Us

[AnonUnlimited]

No matter how attractive the guy is, it usually tastes pretty nasty or downright toxic. The worst I've had was from my husband back when he was smoking. It has gotten better, but it still doesn't taste good. I've only had one that truly tasted good, and that was from a one-night fling with a good friend who sang at my wedding years later.

Uh… I’m pretty sure mine tastes good since I know what to eat before. No one ever complained.

Wtf am I sharing.

 

[owotrucked]

is it time for the pineapple pizza thread to make a come back

 

[AnonUnlimited]

-_-

 

[RepresentingWrath]

is it time for the pineapple pizza thread to make a come back

 

[Raymann]

Oh, I highly doubt y’all want to drink the “milk” I make…

Use better milk powder mix, or is it a water issue. Don't use tap water then.

 

[owotrucked]

I don't have the qualifications to discuss about anon's milk and the influence of pineapples on it, sorry

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Uh… I’m pretty sure mine tastes good since I know what to eat before. No one ever complained.

Wtf am I sharing.

Husband tried that too, and I can't say it actually tasted good, but it got better. You probably have to eat clean for years if not most of your life for it to turn out good.

Females are socialized not to complain. It's considered rude. I didn't complain when I was under 25.

 

[owotrucked]

anon, next time you should try cooking it before serving it straight

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Husband tried that too, and I can't say it actually tasted good, but it got better. You probably have to eat clean for years if not most of your life for it to turn out good.

Females are socialized not to complain. It's considered rude. I didn't complain when I was under 25.

Some of them might be like Selma Bouvier.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Females are socialized not to complain. It's considered rude. I didn't complain when I was under 25.

I wish this was still true. Most of them complain about every damn thing, especially all the ones I know.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I wish this was still true. Most of them complain about every damn thing, especially all the ones I know.

Probably letting off steam on little things because they're holding it back in certain areas.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Probably letting off steam on little things because they're holding it back in certain areas.

I doubt that’s the case.

It depends on where you’re at. I’m from a liberal state with all the sex positivity stuff so a lot of women here are socialized like men.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

I doubt that’s the case.

It depends on where you’re at. I’m from a liberal state with all the sex positivity stuff so a lot of women here are socialized like men.

What age cohort are we talking about? Perhaps I'm getting old.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

What age cohort are we talking about? Perhaps I'm getting old.

20’s

 

[RepresentingCaution]

20’s

Yeah, I'm in my thirties. I like the changes I've been seeing. I got too caught up in bitterness over how things were when I was growing up.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Yeah, I'm in my thirties. I like the changes I've been seeing. I got too caught up in bitterness over how things were when I was growing up.

Some people like it, some people don’t. I was bitter growing up too, but I guess I hated the way the people in this state treat males.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Monotone

Why...
WHY?!
In what world should anyone ever vote for me for this?!?!?!

No matter how attractive the guy is, it usually tastes pretty nasty or downright toxic. The worst I've had was from my husband back when he was smoking. It has gotten better, but it still doesn't taste good. I've only had one that truly tasted good, and that was from a one-night fling with a good friend who sang at my wedding years later.

Uh… I’m pretty sure mine tastes good since I know what to eat before. No one ever complained.

Wtf am I sharing.

Husband tried that too, and I can't say it actually tasted good, but it got better. You probably have to eat clean for years if not most of your life for it to turn out good.

Females are socialized not to complain. It's considered rude. I didn't complain when I was under 25.

@K5Rakitan @Anon2023 Quite frankly, I don't understand oral sex. It just seems so nasty. I cannot imagine that cum from the penis or the vagina taste good no matter how hard smut tries to convince you. It is something I am quite happy to never experience. *retches*

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Why...
WHY?!
In what world should anyone ever vote for me for this?!?!?!





@K5Rakitan @Anon2023 Quite frankly, I don't understand oral sex. It just seems so nasty. I cannot imagine that cum from the penis or the vagina taste good no matter how hard smut tries to convince you. It is something I am quite happy to never experience. *retches*

You know, that is a perfectly fair and valid opinion, but I have no qualms about eating ?. There is a certain way to do it and have both cats eaten at the same time. It also happens to be a funny number.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

@K5Rakitan @Anon2023 Quite frankly, I don't understand oral sex. It just seems so nasty. I cannot imagine that cum from the penis or the vagina taste good no matter how hard smut tries to convince you. It is something I am quite happy to never experience. *retches*

Smut isn’t real.
Sex in real life is very different than almost anything written in fiction.

Smut is for entertainment.
But all I can say is damn… some people think I can produce more “milk” than a nursing mother.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Smut isn’t real.
Sex in real life is very different than almost anything written in fiction.

Smut is for entertainment.
But all I can say is damn… some people think I can produce more “milk” than a nursing mother.

We believe in you. You needed to work your stamina anyway. Channel your inner harem protagonist.