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TheEldritchGod

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I don't understand the obsession with the backrooms. Fairly boring place if you ask me. Not many people to talk to there, unless you include people looking at you horror and screaming, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" then running like the hounds of Tindalos were after them, a "talk".

I suppose it is communication of a sort, if admittedly one sided.
 

TheMonotonePuppet

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TheEldritchGod

A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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Also, my not all of my eyes can fit down the corridors. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to get an eye stuck in the backrooms? It's still there, looking at the same... drab... peeling wallpaper and that Omnipresent yellow. I'd just keep it closed and forget about it, but sooner or later someone turns the corner and pokes it.

Why? Seriously. What is wrong with you people. You see a giant eyeball so big it occupies the entire hallway, it's clearly slumbering, so what do you do?

You poke it with a stick.

I mean... just... sigh. How do some people live as long as they do, I got no idea.
 
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