Puppets are ugly

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Why should we be talking about dragons and their lack of beauty (when compared to literally nothing because they are gorgeous) when we could be talking about the beauty, or rather lack thereof, in comparison to everything else.
Puppets are obviously quite ugly most of the time. What is your least favorite type of puppet, aesthetically?

 

[PeacefulMyst]

A dragon one.

 

[J_Chemist]

Smash.

Next question.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

A dragon one.

This... is a possible choice. True that... true that...

Smash.

Next question.

Ew. Whose says I, or my fellow puppet bretheren... *wrinkles nose in disgust* even want you?

 

[Lloyd]

How is a puppet ugly? Most high quality ones have a haunting beauty to them.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Muppet.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

How is a puppet ugly? Most high quality ones have a haunting beauty to them.

Alas! I must be projecting my own insecurities and self-truths onto other puppets.
I am, indeed, fugly. Ignore the beautiful pfp RepresentingEnvy gave me. That one is obviously not the truth.

 

[Rhaps]

All puppets are beautiful and unique in their own way.

 

[Daitengu]

How is a puppet ugly? Most high quality ones have a haunting beauty to them.

Example please. I've only seen felt puppets like Sesame Street, that Genesis Land of Confusion vid, or the Thing movie. Meaning I've only seen horrifying or caricatures.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Why should we be talking about dragons and their lack of beauty (when compared to literally nothing because they are gorgeous) when we could be talking about the beauty, or rather lack thereof, in comparison to everything else.
Puppets are obviously quite ugly most of the time. What is your least favorite type of puppet, aesthetically?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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Yeah... that's pretty ugly.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Yeah... that's pretty ugly.

You hurt monkey...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You hurt monkey...

Then why would you post it?
I will gladly sink the knife into you with the permission you just gave me with posting the puppet-looking picture that you did.

 

[Daitengu]

Puppets are obviously quite ugly most of the time. What is your least favorite type of puppet, aesthetically?

I mean, just look at em.

 

[Lloyd]

You know what, I was actually thinking of dolls. Fuck puppets they are ugly

 

[georgelee5786]

The puppet in your pfp

 

[T.K._Paradox]

The average ventriloquist dummy, hideous monsters I say.

Muppets on the other hand are pretty neat. I grew up on Sesame Street.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

What is your least favorite type of puppet, aesthetically?

I don't have a least favorite.

My favorite puppet would be a vampire puppet. Ah-Ah-Ah~!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I don't have a least favorite.

My favorite puppet would be a vampire puppet. Ah-Ah-Ah~!

So scandalous!!!