Kiss your homies goodnight or Kiss the ground

[Corty]

I wouldn't simply kiss my loyal homie good night.

Nay.

I would tongue that little shit. It'll be a wet kiss and our tongue will wrestle more intense than John Cena fighting Brock Lesnar on the ring. It would be a back and forth tug of war between our wet, little pink appendages. To stave off the dehydration, we will be exchanging mouth-juice, but that wouldn't be a problem since we're homies.

After we're done, I tucked in my homies and good night.

Oh, of course, no homo.


@Corty

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Spoiler: Sure.

 

[Tsuru]

"I always kissed my homie good night, from childhood to teenage years, what i didnt expect, is that when i returned from abroad, he would turn into a girl because of the famous TSF disease running around"
"Kodomo no koro kara jūdai no koro made, watashi wa itsumo aibō ni oyasuminokisu o shite imashita, watashi ga yosō shite inakatta koto wa, watashi ga kaigai kara kikoku suruto yūmeina TSF-byō no sei de kare ga on'nanoko ni natte shimau to iu kotodeshita."

LN volume 18 in sale the 10 december 2023

Don't miss the volume where finally the protagonist confront his hidden feelings and confess.
-------------
Don't miss the other work of Ellie-sensei

"I was so ugly that i was bullied in school and forced to kiss the ground like a pig because i was fat. Now that fantasy appeared in the real and become ORETUEE, i will get my revenge"
"Watashi wa totemo minikukattanode, futotte ita to iu riyū de gakkō de ijime rare, buta no yō ni jimen ni kisu o kyōyō sa remashita. Mōsō ga genjitsu ni arawarete ORETUEE ni natta ima, fukushū shite yaru"

LN volume 8 in sale the 8 november 2023

Protagonist-kun will usher with the final fight against demonized Delinquent-kun.

@Corty @ElliePorter @SailusGebel
@RepresentingEnvy
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Colorized illustration of volume 1 of
"Kodomo no koro kara jūdai no koro made, watashi wa itsumo aibō ni oyasuminokisu o shite imashita, watashi ga yosō shite inakatta koto wa, watashi ga kaigai kara kikoku suruto yūmeina TSF-byō no sei de kare ga on'nanoko ni natte shimau to iu kotodeshita."

[Before Protagonist-kun go abroad for vacation to heal his broken heart, without discovering the sad face of his childhood homie when leaving]

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Illustration in Volume 1 of : "Watashi wa totemo minikukattanode, futotte ita to iu riyū de gakkō de ijime rare, buta no yō ni jimen ni kisu o kyōyō sa remashita. Mōsō ga genjitsu ni arawarete ORETUEE ni natta ima, fukushū shite yaru"

[The start of the revenge begin by finding waifus teammates. PRIORITY NUMBER 1 to any good fantasy work]

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@RepresentingEnvy
Bonus content available

 

[georgelee5786]

Ground

 

[AliceShiki]

Over here kisses on the cheek are pretty normal as greetings and when saying goodbye, so... I'd go with that. It's just a normal greeting anyways.

 

[Sola-sama]

Over here kisses on the cheek are pretty normal as greetings and when saying goodbye, so... I'd go with that. It's just a normal greeting anyways.

Actually, in my country, kiss on the cheek as a greeting or goodbye is also considered normal. It's just that, males generally don't do that. (am an exception, am bery touchy)

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

I choose to kiss my Homie tonight, because my homie is a reverse-trap tomboy girlfriend that I met during our teenage gangsta days.

She has short hair and only use male clothing, she even has similar size with my clothes, which in turn reduce our spending on clothing.

We share our night activities by watching old 2000-era of shows that usually appears on TV back in the days.

Then, I kissed my homie girlfriend before sleeping

It was beautiful relationship

Until I wake up and

 

[Tsuru]

[The day before going abroad, when "homie" was still a "he"]

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The third work of Ellie-sensei @ElliePorter


[I kissed the ground and fell like a pig. But thx to my infinite mana pool, i turned the GROUND into my wife]

Ground

 

[georgelee5786]

 

[Tsuru]

Not happy ?

GASP !
Don't tell me.........

(whisper) You arent happy she isnt a loli?

 

[georgelee5786]

Not happy ?

GASP !
Don't tell me.........

(whisper) You arent happy she isnt a loli?

I just don't like the idea of being sexually assaulted then killed by the ground

 

[Tsuru]

I just don't like the idea of being sexually assaulted then killed by the ground

Don't worry.
Thx to your mana + Your link to GROUND (nature). You are basically unkilleable.
And she fell for you at first sight.

So unless you plan to cheat, or suicide, you don't risk dying soon.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I kiss my entire hoard goodnight every night.

 

[Tsuru]

I kiss my entire hoard goodnight every night.

4th work of @ElliePorter

[I kiss my entire hoard goodnight every night. But when i woke up, i discovered i am the only male on the planet and turned into a shota.....I think i need an adult]

 

[dummycake]

"I always kissed my homie good night, from childhood to teenage years, what i didnt expect, is that when i returned from abroad, he would turn into a girl because of the famous TSF disease running around"
"Kodomo no koro kara jūdai no koro made, watashi wa itsumo aibō ni oyasuminokisu o shite imashita, watashi ga yosō shite inakatta koto wa, watashi ga kaigai kara kikoku suruto yūmeina TSF-byō no sei de kare ga on'nanoko ni natte shimau to iu kotodeshita."

LN volume 18 in sale the 10 december 2023

Don't miss the volume where finally the protagonist confront his hidden feelings and confess.
-------------
Don't miss the other work of Ellie-sensei

"I was so ugly that i was bullied in school and forced to kiss the ground like a pig because i was fat. Now that fantasy appeared in the real and become ORETUEE, i will get my revenge"
"Watashi wa totemo minikukattanode, futotte ita to iu riyū de gakkō de ijime rare, buta no yō ni jimen ni kisu o kyōyō sa remashita. Mōsō ga genjitsu ni arawarete ORETUEE ni natta ima, fukushū shite yaru"

LN volume 8 in sale the 8 november 2023

Protagonist-kun will usher with the final fight against demonized Delinquent-kun.

@Corty @ElliePorter @SailusGebel
@RepresentingEnvy
------------
Colorized illustration of volume 1 of
"Kodomo no koro kara jūdai no koro made, watashi wa itsumo aibō ni oyasuminokisu o shite imashita, watashi ga yosō shite inakatta koto wa, watashi ga kaigai kara kikoku suruto yūmeina TSF-byō no sei de kare ga on'nanoko ni natte shimau to iu kotodeshita."

[Before Protagonist-kun go abroad for vacation to heal his broken heart, without discovering the sad face of his childhood homie when leaving]

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Illustration in Volume 1 of : "Watashi wa totemo minikukattanode, futotte ita to iu riyū de gakkō de ijime rare, buta no yō ni jimen ni kisu o kyōyō sa remashita. Mōsō ga genjitsu ni arawarete ORETUEE ni natta ima, fukushū shite yaru"

[The start of the revenge begin by finding waifus teammates. PRIORITY NUMBER 1 to any good fantasy work]

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@RepresentingEnvy
Bonus content available

is there something wrong with me if I think he looks kind of cool?

 

[Tsuru]

is there something wrong with me if I think he looks kind of cool?

??????????????????????????
What do you mean by that ?
You are freaking weird.



Its people that think he DOESNT look cool, that are in the wrong.
Its fking common sense (o_o")



(/joking post)

 

[MintiLime]

Maybe the ground is my homie. Ever consider that, huh?

 

[georgelee5786]

Don't worry.
Thx to your mana + Your link to GROUND (nature). You are basically unkilleable.
And she fell for you at first sight.

So unless you plan to cheat, or suicide, you don't risk dying soon.

Ok but...do I really wanna stick my dick in rock and dirt?

 

[Tsuru]

Ok but...do I really wanna stick my dick in rock and dirt?

Don't worry

As an elemental, its no longer rock and dirt but pure mana form
EVEN BETTER
thx to your mana, nature mana, from an elemental of earth, she won a normal body
the dream of all alchemist is realized and you created a new human being

 

[Ellieporter]

4th work of @ElliePorter

[I kiss my entire hoard goodnight every night. But when i woke up, i discovered i am the only male on the planet and turned into a shota.....I think i need an adult]

Can you do it with Noel hunting the shota MC?