I'm not a gay

[dummycake]

Aren’t you gay, ye Smurf?

that's why it's too toxic, my gay aura is not compatible with this thread's aura

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Pan.
I wonder whose egg are being cooked as omlette on you while you enjoy flaming heat form beneath.

*I regret it, but couldn't help myself form posting it. first smut hiaku written by me

Pans can also be used to toast some buns after you butter them. Once the cooking is done, you bite into those succulent buns.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Pans can also be used to toast some buns after you butter them. Once the cooking is done, you bite into those succulent buns.

You'll get fat. like me...

 

[dummycake]

Pans can also be used to toast some buns after you butter them. Once the cooking is done, you bite into those succulent buns.

:-)

 

[Deleted member 84247]

You'll get fat. like me...

No, you will just bite into some juicy bread. You can also put ham inside of bread, or make a croissant sandwich.

 

[TrashyCat]

I'm super straight.

As in super flat and blocky? Like a rectangle? Got it!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

No, you will just bite into some juicy bread. You can also put ham inside of bread, or make a croissant sandwich.

Yes. I prefer to put meat between the buns.

 

[Rhaps]

Spoiler: Bruh, is this you?

Ehhh, not quite. I'm more of a wok

 

[RepresentingWrath]

As in super flat and blocky? Like a rectangle? Got it!

Parallelepiped.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Yes. I prefer to put meat between the buns.

I prefer to make cherry bread. Two cherries are good inside of a bread desert.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

I prefer to make cherry bread. Two cherries are good inside of a bread desert.

Getting your hands on a cherry or two is great, but I'm more of a seasoned meat lover.

 

[Deleted member 84247]

Getting your hands on a cherry or two is great, but I'm more of a seasoned meat lover.

I tried meat before, but I didn't like it. So I became a vegetarian.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Spoiler: Bruh, is this you?

0:46-1:02

I tried meat before, but I didn't like it. So I became a vegetarian.

Huh? But you're a vegan, remember? Strictly blood diet. You only prefer that one animal product.

 

[HelloHound]

I heart women ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ any interested?

 

[Deleted member 84247]

I heart women ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ any interested?

Same sistah.

 

[RepresentingWrath]

0:46-1:02

Didn't watch it but I'm sure it was a sick roast. Keep it up!

I tried meat before, but I didn't like it. So I became a vegetarian.

Duh! Because it wasn't well done. @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian Am I right, or am I right?

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I heart women ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ any interested?

Same sistah.

what about people who identify as women?

 

[dummycake]

what about people who identify as women?

what about them?

 

[HelloHound]

what about people who identify as women?

girls are girls, and girls are cute

 

[Deleted member 84247]

girls are girls, and girls are cute