Rhaps
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Chill down, Puppet. I won't tell you my trade secret.
An advertisement of Puppet Inc.
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TheMonotonePuppet
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Must we point it out to yet another one of our viewers? AHAHAHA!
Puppet Inc. does not exist. This is Friendly Neighborhood News Reporting Station. Teeheeheeheehee…
Now. Where is that Goddamned laughter coming from?!?!
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The laughter is in your walls, probably coming from a
Edit: The puppet is not a rat. She is giving me merch for exposure.
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Woolen_Monkey
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I'll take four of everything.
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TheMonotonePuppet
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I would not call myself a striked-through rat yet! First I must macrame rat ears, nose, whiskers, and tail, and then ask the Stars for a wee bit of eldritch magic! Voilà! Perfection!
We appreciate the help, ma’am…
Grab the pitchforks and brooms, men!
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Eek! HAHAHAHA!! *Screeching noises and cackling*
It’s crawling around here!!! What the [bleep]?!?
Rhaps
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The laughter came from someone called Theo?
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You are paying with your soul. Anyone who stans for an idol slowly loses their soul.
TheMonotonePuppet
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The Greatest Real Estate Developer!!! AH! OW! Leave off the broom for a second and let me admire this masterpiece for a second! OWWW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Die foul thing!
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Pffft, the cheapest bargain of my life!
TheMonotonePuppet
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Mister???
Corty
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Ma'am.
TheMonotonePuppet
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Sir, we don’t sell these items. *puppet’s choking noises* We ask that you try to find these items somewhere else. *grimaces, and tries to strangle puppet harder*
Little does she know… I can’t suffocate… neeheeheehee…
@Corty This news reporter station advises that you do not sell your soul.
Gimme dat soul! It is *giggles* so bicolored! So beautiful! I am in awe at such a colorful soul! A worthy payment!!! *glued four specialty dollar sign button eyes on face*
@Rhaps ”Charisma” story reference! WAHAHAHOOOOO!!!
@RepresentingEnvy Much obliged! I can’t be on a rat until I’m on-brand! It’s just not right!
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Corty
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I am willing to trade; I have no use for my soul; it is just filled with nonsense things like morals and stuff.
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TheMonotonePuppet
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Of course! This terribly bland toy of the Stars understands that is not the shades you wish to be colored by! *proffers an innocent paw/a world of grasping, avaricious strings* Follow me into Puppet Inc. *hangs top hat right outside the door and points into the doorway* After you. *looks at the rest of SH, grinning largely* Bye~. *closes door after Corty and self enters*
The st-store v-v-vanished.