Who is the most insane SH member?

[TheMonotonePuppet]

you're so insane that you're outsane

How could you say that to me?! Your own sister!?
I know it's been hard dealing the puppet transmogrification I have going on... but... but... *wipes tear away* I always thought we'd stay with each other through thick and thin...

 

[dummycake]

How could you say that to me?! Your own sister!?
I know it's been hard dealing the puppet transmogrification I have going on... but... but... *wipes tear away* I always thought we'd stay with each other through thick and thin...

n-no wait! it was just joking, sis... I didn’t mean to make you cry... I'm sorry... *gives you tissue paper* here, your favorite food.

 

[Corty]

I know, why?
Well, I mean, I'm only slightly insane.

I randomly laugh unprompted (Actually truth)
I eat apples (Maybe a lie)
I cook food (Probably a truth)
I have multiple friends in my head (Lie)

And I have many hats (Maybe a truth?)

See? Only slightly insane.

You are a talking apple with many hats. That is insane enough!

Wait... am I the insane one for talking with an apple wearing a hat?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

n-no wait! it was just joking, sis... I didn’t mean to make you cry... I'm sorry... *gives you tissue paper* here, your favorite food.

*sniffles* It's ok. *blows nose fiercely* Thanks, big bro. Om nom nom. The tteok-bokki is delicious.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You are a talking apple with many hats. That is insane enough!

Wait... am I the insane one for talking with an apple wearing a hat?

How the turn tables, eh?

 

[Bobple]

You are a talking apple with many hats. That is insane enough!

Wait... am I the insane one for talking with an apple wearing a hat?

Nope. Your not insane just for existing in the same world and talking to me or anyone else.

I promise.

 

[dummycake]

*sniffles* It's ok. *blows nose fiercely* Thanks, big bro. Om nom nom. The tteok-bokki is delicious.

*pats your head* all good now :) *checks clock* im sorry little sis, i have to go now...

 

[Bobple]

How could you say that to me?! Your own sister!?
I know it's been hard dealing the puppet transmogrification I have going on... but... but... *wipes tear away* I always thought we'd stay with each other through thick and thin...

n-no wait! it was just joking, sis... I didn’t mean to make you cry... I'm sorry... *gives you tissue paper* here, your favorite food.

*sniffles* It's ok. *blows nose fiercely* Thanks, big bro. Om nom nom. The tteok-bokki is delicious.

Perfectly normal people here.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

*pats your head* all good now :) *checks clock* im sorry little sis, i have to go now...

BYE BIG BRO!

 

[dummycake]

BYE BIG BRO!

bye lil sis! *kisses you in the forehead*
i love my very real little sister...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

bye lil sis! *kisses you in the forehead*
i love my very real little sister...

Yeah! I'm not a figment of your imagination at all! *smiles innocently with childish glee*

 

[dummycake]

Yeah! I'm not a figment of your imagination at all!

"He's at it again, John," said the woman wearing white.

"Talking to his 'little sister'?" the man asked.

"Yeah," the woman replied with a disgusted face. "I don't know if it's sad or gross."

"Let's cut him some slack." The man wrote something on his clipboard. "He hasn't been the same since the accident."

"The one with the tissue paper, right?" She said while scratching her chin, thinking about this particular patient.

"Yes..." He sighed, trying not to remember. "Sometimes I have nightmares about it..."

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

"He's at it again, John," said the woman wearing white.

"Talking to his 'little sister'?" the man asked.

"Yeah," the woman replied with a disgusted face. "I don't know if it's sad or gross."

"Let's cut him some slack." The man wrote something on his clipboard. "He hasn't been the same since the accident."

"The one with the tissue paper, right?" She said while scratching her chin, thinking about this particular patient.

"Yes..." He sighed, trying not to remember. "Sometimes I have nightmares about it..."

I love this! I want a story or character introduction to start off like that.

 

[dummycake]

I love this! I want a story or character introduction to start off like that.

thank you... *blushes*

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

˝/\__/\˝
(✿≧∇≦) *hehe* Insane!!!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

˝/\__/\˝
(✿≧∇≦) *hehe* Insane!!!

Insanelyyyy cuddly!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

@Agentt is the most insane SH member.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@Agentt is the most insane SH member.

Hmmm... he's not on this here poll...
So I guess you must have something wrong! Teehee!

 

[RepresentingWrath]

Hmmm... he's not on this here poll...
So I guess you must have something wrong! Teehee!

You are too young to know the depth of his insanity. If you saw him in his heyday, you wouldn't even make this poll.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You are too young to know the depth of his insanity. If you saw him in his heyday, you wouldn't even make this poll.

I guess that depth is shallow as a kiddie pool...
Because he isn't on this completely accurate poll!